haz is an expert on everything

especially peter pan ripoffs

k not gonna lie Inception was pretty badass

and Ellen Page is a goddess

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18098280]haz is an expert on everything

especially peter pan ripoffs[/QUOTE]

an erudite scholar

Jaundice is almost my equal we bicker over taste though

yeah we have the exact same general interests and disagree heavily when it gets right down to particulars

[QUOTE=adb;18098003]how to make a hawt girl look gross

exhibit A:

[IMG]http://imgur.com/EBWie.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


i think that makes her look hawter

food+sex=win

too bad that girl is in no way attractive i don't ****ing get you people

her hair is disgusting her facial proportions are odd i just don't get it


on mx it seems like the general rule is "omg this girl coloured her hair, looks like she might dig animal collective, and isn't bluntly disgusting SHE'S HAWT"

u may be gay

maybe he doesnt like the pussy, maybe he's all for the dick

the post was just extremely homosexual

i don't really like dick sex but there are some men i would like to hold and kiss

but this is beside the point because i like vajinas too

she has pretty much the ideal body (at least at that angle)

her hair is excellent, looks so soft I want to touch

[I]do you love me, like I love you?[/I]

[QUOTE=adb;18098312]she has pretty much the ideal body (at least at that angle)

her hair is excellent, looks so soft I want to touch[/QUOTE]

stop trolling me

yeah look at those perfect shouldrs mmMmMMmm

shes kinda ugly, but i'd still do her you know

her eyes are like coin slots

want to touch the heiny

yeah i think asian obsessions roots in years of social phobia and being a recluse

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18098313][I]do you love me, like I love you?[/I][/QUOTE]
:thumb:

[I]oh hey it sjono[/I]

cant sleep

try getting off of the computer

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18098057]magic became lame the day they added "super ****ing duper rare" as a new rarity.[/QUOTE]

yeah mythic aka "this card is worth $20 more than it ever should be" is ****ing stupid

[QUOTE=Booger Tits;18098368]try getting off of the computer[/QUOTE]

i did for like an hour but i couldn't sleep so i logged on

gonna try again wish me luck

good luck man

try masturbating if all else fails

you guys hatin on azn girls yet like white girls, aka completely plain and boring

a generic azn girl is still way cuter than a generic white girl

aww man now i'll never be able to sleep now that adb has ****ed my brain with his impeccable logic

[QUOTE=adb;18098377]you guys hatin on azn girls yet like white girls, aka completely plain and boring

a generic azn girl is still way cuter than a generic white girl[/QUOTE]

it doesn't matter whether the girl is azn or whyte

i like cute girls and just [B][I]HATE[/I][/B] ugly girls okay

race doesn't matter as long as it's 12 years old and willing to s my d

[QUOTE=Booger Tits;18098379]it doesn't matter whether the girl is azn or whyte

i like cute girls and just [B][I]HATE[/I][/B] ugly girls okay[/QUOTE]


yes I am saying that azn girls have a larger population of cute girls compared to fat white girls that look like dudes

[QUOTE=iarescientists;18098378]aww man now i'll never be able to sleep now that adb has ****ed my brain with his impeccable logic[/QUOTE]

then my mission is complete