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publicastration 02-13-2011 03:41 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18401197]is it shitty thrash metal[/QUOTE]

no it's good thrash metal

P13 02-13-2011 03:42 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18401206]what religion are you?[/QUOTE]

I'm a deist but I needed to attend a religious ceremony for a school assignment so I went to the Catholic church my sister sings at.

it was exactly the opposite of kvlt

Aakon_Keetreh 02-13-2011 03:42 PM

[QUOTE=Luc214;18401210]no it's good thrash metal[/QUOTE]

i really dont hate thrash metal but its boring to me these days.

[QUOTE=P13;18401215]I'm a deist but I needed to attend a religious ceremony for a school assignment so I went to the Catholic church my sister sings at.

it was exactly the opposite of kvlt[/QUOTE]

eh i went to catholic school until i was 18.

publicastration 02-13-2011 03:43 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sAM7S7ZEY&feature=related[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtQhsZYKne0[/url]

APirate 02-13-2011 03:44 PM

i havent been to catholic church in like seven years but from what i remember when i used to be an altar boy it was like a completely ritualistic cult ceremony

like straight manson family shit

P13 02-13-2011 03:45 PM

it's pretty ritualistic

everyone kneels and shit and there are lots of scripted ceremonies
but no one starts convulsing and speaking in tongues or nothing

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:45 PM

did the priest molest u

APirate 02-13-2011 03:46 PM

i mean there's the part where the turn the wine into the blood of christ and drink it

P13 02-13-2011 03:46 PM

[QUOTE=APirate;18401226]i mean there's the part where the turn the wine into the blood of christ and drink it[/QUOTE]

[I]transubstantiation[/I]

it's only blood on a spiritual level maaaaan

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:46 PM

it symbolizes the blood of christ to them

APirate 02-13-2011 03:48 PM

[QUOTE=Skittlez Nigga;18401228]it symbolizes the blood of christ to them[/QUOTE]

lol no it doesn't

you're really supposed to think it becomes the physical blood of christ during the ceremony

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:48 PM

oh ok jaundice

SlightlyEpic 02-13-2011 03:49 PM

i'm pretty sure he's right

APirate 02-13-2011 03:49 PM

dude i was an altar boy and went to catholicism classes for years trust me its supposed to be the physical blood of christ after the priest blesses it

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:49 PM

he just told u things to get in ur pants

P13 02-13-2011 03:50 PM

[QUOTE=APirate;18401229]lol no it doesn't

you're really supposed to think it becomes the physical blood of christ during the ceremony[/QUOTE]

yeah I was catholic for my entire life and was raised in a catholic house and went to catholic schools

the church never thought it actually turned into blood and flesh, Augustine "showed"/explained that it didn't.

APirate 02-13-2011 03:51 PM

well at the church i went to they specifically told me it was real blood

even though it was gold

Nepenthe 02-13-2011 03:51 PM

it was

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:51 PM

then he rubbed ur crotch

APirate 02-13-2011 03:52 PM

ive never even been molested

P13 02-13-2011 03:52 PM

[QUOTE=APirate;18401236]well at the church i went to they specifically told me it was real blood

even though it was gold[/QUOTE]

well most priests put their own spin on shit
what the vatican says is defined as transubstantiation

was made up a long time ago to defend against claims of a cannibalistic religion

APirate 02-13-2011 03:53 PM

im gonna start my own religion where they eat pop tarts and kool aid and say its me

P13 02-13-2011 03:54 PM

Awkward Hymns

APirate 02-13-2011 03:55 PM

yeah with tentacle rape pictures in the uh stained glass

anyway todays gonna suck gotta do some stuff im out

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:55 PM

[CENTER][SIZE="4"]dude i was an altar boy and went to catholicism classes for years trust me its supposed to be the physical blood of christ after the priest blesses it[/SIZE]

[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/11uw4tx.jpg[/img]

[SIZE="5"]ive never even been molested[/SIZE][/CENTER]

xMalcolmXx 02-13-2011 03:58 PM

[QUOTE=APirate;18401233]dude i was an altar boy and went to catholicism classes for years trust me its supposed to be the physical blood of christ after the priest blesses it[/QUOTE]

a lot of people still believe this but some others try to play it off that its illogical for it to be the real body and blood so its a metaphor

too bad they dont realize other more important illogical things

/adb

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 03:59 PM

this juicy juice is the physical blood of christ kids

P13 02-13-2011 04:01 PM

man jesus should have used some skin cream his skin was dry as fuck

Aakon_Keetreh 02-13-2011 04:02 PM

[QUOTE=APirate;18401229]lol no it doesn't

you're really supposed to think it becomes the physical blood of christ during the ceremony[/QUOTE]

yeah this is actually very correct

Skittlez Nigga 02-13-2011 04:03 PM

its not tho


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