[QUOTE=2muchket!;18098086]lol nick

sup bros

got drunk past two nights, fingered some girl on a dancefloor last night

gunna declare my undying love for the girl who pretty much nearly broke my heart tomorrow

feelin p jaundice[/QUOTE]

rofl

watched people get drunk the past 2 nights

fingered nobody

feelin pretty malcolm :/ :\ :/ :\

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18098083]This is true[/QUOTE]

yeh man my gf is sooooo hawt but I have no visual evidence

[I]those suckers on mx will believe anything[/I]

I turned 21 and got ****ing wrecked a few days ago.

[QUOTE=adb;18098096]yeh man my gf is sooooo hawt but I have no visual evidence

[I]those suckers on mx will believe anything[/I][/QUOTE]



This is true.

I thought you were 30

wut?

you look old

parents were too drunk to drive and get mixer so i had to go for them. sigh.

[QUOTE=adb;18098102]you look old[/QUOTE]

It's the facial hair.

[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18098088]describe the dancefloor incident[/QUOTE]

semi attractive hipster girl was grinding against me

i fingered her

not much 2 it brah

if i didnt have to look at them or hear them talk i could prob hook up wit a british chick

could say the same about a yank bird

mind you, your average american girl would love and be confused by my accent

got my car back yet

about $800 in impound charges, title transferring, etc.

everything on the inside was pretty much stripped all the way down to my floor mats. it runs fine which is all that really matters - i'm just really happy they didn't blow the engine. The only thing that's really left in the car is my unholy goat**** tape

found it in the backseat.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18098122]if i didnt have to look at them or hear them talk i could prob hook up wit a british chick[/QUOTE]

a lot of Brit chicks are hawt

bollix to the lot of ya

haha goat****!

cant understand why they didn't take the unholy goat**** tape

yeah they took my Jeffery dahmer dvd, skateboard, cigarette lighter, and sweatshirt so who knows

bad taste

good thing u didnt have ur warning cdz in there!!!! :):)

[IMG]http://imgur.com/xhbzF.png[/IMG]

this is so unfaaaiir

yeah but my wine coolers were the glove box

just as bad

wine coolers are sweet

aakon trying his hardest to be the next sean

haha

what ever happen to him

he comes and goes

prob cant afford internet

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18098195]wine coolers are sweet[/QUOTE]

rofl

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18098177]good thing u didnt have ur warning cdz in there!!!! :):)

[IMG]http://imgur.com/xhbzF.png[/IMG]

this is so unfaaaiir[/QUOTE]

bring me Peter Pan

aint even peter pan bRAaaa!! :angry:

i want a clam chowder bread bowl so bad

i havent had a good clam chowder in a long fukcin tim

[QUOTE=Satelllliiiiiteee;18098252]aint even peter pan bRAaaa!! :angry:[/QUOTE]

looks like a mad Peter Pan ripoff whatever it is