hmmm i have a baseball bat we could fix both of those problems

do you like your women rare?

Yeah, a little bloody but not too much.

I like my women how I like my coffee.
Roasted, ground and submerged in boiling water.

Bah dum chhhhhh

[QUOTE=boundbytransience;17506466]I like my women how I like my coffee.
Roasted, ground and submerged in boiling water.

Bah dum chhhhhh[/QUOTE]

Hm, that's funny, that's [I]exactly[/I] how I like my Jews.

i like my jews wealthy and ridiculously generous

I like mine chewy

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17506670]i like my jews wealthy and [B]ridiculously generous[/B][/QUOTE]

lol good luck finding one like that.

[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The only generosity you'll get from a jew will be in their will.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]lol[/FONT][/COLOR]

gaice I think I'm getting to old for jew jokes. I mean I just don't find them as funny as I used to. unless the joke refers to Hitler as well, or is told by Eric Cartman... I just don't have the spark anymore...

help me :(

NOTintojewjokes

I want to make a movie about Nazi soldiers who scalp jews in WWII. Just 'cause I'm into equality.

[QUOTE=NOTindietrash;17506800]gaice I think I'm getting to old for jew jokes. I mean I just don't find them as funny as I used to. unless the joke refers to Hitler as well, or is told by Eric Cartman... I just don't have the spark anymore...

help me :([/QUOTE]

Verrater!

Indietrash only enjoys jokes that are not funny.
Funny jokes are for hipster fgts.

anyone see the vmas last night?


kanye west rules.

i love taylor swift

i don't watch mtv.

Kanye is the biggest douche ever, and not just because of last night. Dude is just a huge tool.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17507630]i don't watch mtv.[/QUOTE]

its still an epic video to watch

yeah i dont watch mtv either but that **** ruled.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=431036&GT1=28103

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17507660]its still an epic video to watch[/QUOTE]

i could care less about celebrities and their "honors" and "awards." and boo-****ing-hoo if kanye made it a spectacle, all those awards are still for ****ing shitty music.

Most of those people don't even write their own music, **** is disgraceful.

Yeah but it's all about the spectacle. I don't give a **** who wins but Kanye West rules just because he's such a douchebag, but like, in the funny charismatic way not the dumb ****ing frat boy way (which most of his non-hipster fans fall under).

That doesn't make any sense. A douchebag is a douchebag is a douchebag.

kanye just plays mind games with everyone and the media.

Nah, he's not smart enough for that. He's just a huge fag.

He's his publicist's puppet.

I joined a freemason lodge to be hxc.

That is so not D.I.Y. :rolleyes:

luckily for you the secret rituals are just moshing.

Non-DIY Hot Topic moshing. The instruction video comes with the As I Lay Dying album.

the instructor is Mikey Will Be Laid to Waste of that one youtube vid where totally pwn'd some emo kids (there's no difference) fame.

Guys, where do you get the Last FM plugin for itunes?

Patrick Swayze

DEAD

I know, WTF. 2009 is the year of dead celebs.

Point Break is a kickass movie, btw.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17508111]luckily for you the secret rituals are just moshing.[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=lynch_me;17508160]Guys, where do you get the Last FM plugin for itunes?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.last.fm/download[/url]

if you use an iPod, you can scrobble your stuff too...

[url]http://www.last.fm/download#content_ipod[/url]

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17508124]the instructor is Mikey Will Be Laid to Waste of that one youtube vid where totally pwn'd some emo kids (there's no difference) fame.[/QUOTE]

Preston Possession is my instructor.

Prediction: John Madden will not live to the end of the next football season. He's so fat and old.

I still have my money on John Goodman going next. He should have been dead like 8 years ago, he's ****ing huge.