[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]There's now a God chatbot thing.

My weekend was sh[i][u][/i][/u]it, to say the least. And you?[/QUOTE]

Pretty much sh[b][i][/b][/i]it too, except for Saturday. But other than that, nothing special.

And what's the bots name? Is it an AIM bot thingy?

Mine wasn't fun. I just slept and played Zelda. School murdered me.

Yeah I have to get a job. Like, now. So, it's either Blockbuster, or driving for some chinese restaraunt. What do ya'll say?

[QUOTE=Puma]Yeah I have to get a job. Like, now. So, it's either Blockbuster, or driving for some chinese restaraunt. What do ya'll say?[/QUOTE]
Blockbuster. You'll get hungry driving Chinese food around.

I linked the chatbot higher up on this page.

Well, it seems everyone has had a rubbish weekend, so let's all enjoy my band's raging incompetence now. I'm assuming there's no copyright issues if it's your own recordings of your own playing (although there is a cover here), but if the official line is no YSI at all, please delete this post.

[url]hxxp://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2O0HNH10X7B1I1GU0NJ72JIF7K[/url] - Ridiculous drum solo

[url]hxxp://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2VOKOXHMH0S5O3H6Z8N429C37B[/url] - Minority (Green Day Cover) This cuts off near the end because it was right at the end of the set and the sound recorder ran out of memory. I'm putting it up here because it was probably our best performed and least cringeworthy song of the night! Also, featuring me on vocals and guitar. And I'm the guy who introduces the song if you've ever wondered what I sound like... :cool:

[quote=Vince]Have you told us why yet? Did I miss that?[/quote]
It just involved marching band from 9:30AM-7:30PM, being exhausted, a girl, and me missing my friend's birthday party and her getting a tattoo. Then me sitting here today and doing absolutely nothing because I'm a loser.

[quote=Kevin]Pretty much **** too, except for Saturday. But other than that, nothing special.

And what's the bots name? Is it an AIM bot thingy?[/quote]
Vince posted a link in 40105.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Well, it seems everyone has had a rubbish weekend, so let's all enjoy my band's raging incompetence now. I'm assuming there's no copyright issues if it's your own recordings of your own playing (although there is a cover here), but if the official line is no YSI at all, please delete this post.

[url]hxxp://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2O0HNH10X7B1I1GU0NJ72JIF7K[/url] - Ridiculous drum* solo

[url]hxxp://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2VOKOXHMH0S5O3H6Z8N429C37B[/url] - Minority (Green Day Cover) This cuts off near the end because it was right at the end of the set and the sound recorder ran out of memory. I'm putting it up here because it was probably our best performed and least cringeworthy song of the night! Also, featuring me on vocals and guitar. And I'm the guy who introduces the song if you've ever wondered what I sound like... :cool:[/QUOTE]
*Keyboard

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Links[/QUOTE]
You still have to use hxxp. Those might already be deleted from the servers :-\
[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]It just involved marching band from 9:30AM-7:30PM, being exhausted, a girl, and me missing my friend's birthday party and her getting a tattoo. Then me sitting here today and doing absolutely nothing because I'm a loser.
[/QUOTE]
oic

Well um....at least you're alive?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]*Keyboard[/QUOTE]

Drum pad, if I'm being precise. He had the bass pedal set to switch voice and just hammered away at it while doing rolls on the pads. It was pretty ridiculous but everyone seemed to find it pretty funny.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]You still have to use hxxp. Those might already be deleted from the servers :-\[/QUOTE]

Sorted.

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Drum pad, if I'm being precise. He had the bass pedal set to switch voice and just hammered away at it while doing rolls on the pads. It was pretty ridiculous but everyone seemed to find it pretty funny.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I thought it sounded like a keyboard. :-X

God:
Interesting explanation. Oh now I remember asking you you to rub my back. What did you say?
Me:
i said it sounded fruity
God:
What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
rubbing your back sounded fruity
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
i dont usually date guys i meet in bars, sorry
God:
Oh you don't, do you?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Oh, I thought it sounded like a keyboard. :-X[/QUOTE]

Well, same thing, essentially. Both just play samples of drums and sound a bit boxey.

[QUOTE=Puma]God:
Interesting explanation. Oh now I remember asking you you to rub my back. What did you say?
Me:
i said it sounded fruity
God:
What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
rubbing your back sounded fruity
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
i dont usually date guys i meet in bars, sorry
God:
Oh you don't, do you?[/QUOTE]
:lol: You have to be shi[i][u][/i][/u]tting me.

That is HILARIOUS.

God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
you're god, aren't you? god isn't a computer. :(
God:
Of course I am.. Really. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a computer.

Haha, I guess God's a computer.

I guess so. I can never get him to say anything funny its pissing me off.

This thing is so funny.

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Matt Damon
God:
Hi, Matt Damon.
Me:
What's it like, being Godly?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Well, I wouldn't know...
God:
Interesting. Who does know?
Me:
You, I should think.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Matt Damon said I he or she should think.
Me:
Well, there's a first time for everything
God:
Well that's okay. That is something I did not know before.

See my God-beating skills.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Blockbuster. You'll get hungry driving Chinese food around.

I linked the chatbot higher up on this page.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was leaning towards Blockbuster too. Even though I don't like chinese food, it just seems like a crappy job.

This gets better:

Me:
Is it wrong to drink lots, God?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
I mean, for me to drink lots...
God:
Your purpose is you to drink lots.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Thanks for telling me to drink lots!
God:
NO problem.

My alcoholism is ENDORSED BY GOD!!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!!1

:lol: James. That just made my weekend.

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]:lol: James. That just made my weekend.[/QUOTE]

Mine too. It gets better still:


Me:
God, is masturbation wrong?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead though.
God:
Oh. Maybe it's another person using his name.


igod is brilliant.

[QUOTE=Puma]God:
Interesting explanation. Oh now I remember asking you you to rub my back. What did you say?
Me:
i said it sounded fruity
God:
What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
rubbing your back sounded fruity
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
i dont usually date guys i meet in bars, sorry
God:
Oh you don't, do you?[/QUOTE]
Puma... I think I love you

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]Mine too. It gets better still:


Me:
God, is masturbation wrong?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead though.
God:
Oh. Maybe it's another person using his name.


igod is brilliant.[/QUOTE]


This is excellent!!!! :lol:

Hahahahahahaha, that's pretty funny.

:lol: The John Lennon thing was brilliant.

Well, tempted as I am to make use of igod's pearls of wisdom all night, I think it's time for bed. A new boss starts at work tomorrow, and I don't want to be bog-eyed from lack of sleep to create a bad first impression. Night guys.

*looks at past posts* *shrugs*
Me:
God, I've made fun of you and your followers my whole life. Do you hate me for that?
God:
No no, my child. You see, I have given you all the CHOICE to believe in me or to say what you want about me. It is all part of your being.
Me:
Really? No harm, no foul?
God:
Really. Now go, my son.
Me:
Thanks God. You're the tops! :thumb: *walks away*
God:
... dirty motherf*cker! *ZAP!*
Me:
*ashes blow off into the wind*

Yeah... that was lame

Did God really call you a mother f*cker?:amaze: