I.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?

Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

Peter: Lois, you're just jealous I can say the alphabet faster than you...MEAAASHH
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

:lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?

:thumb:

-Gav

lets see you write a show for 16 years.

i'll admit that a couple of the latest seasons of the Simpsons haven't been the best, this new one is pretty good so far.

Haha! Family guy is teh secks.

:lol:

^ True...

I bet Seth McFarlane could do it. :p

:thumb:

-Gav

Nope.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

^ Hahahahaha

Quagmire: Hey Meg...ya 18 yet?
Meg: No
Quagmire: HEY CHRIS!

:lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]

Peter: Lois, you're just jealous I can say the alphabet faster than you...MEAAASHH
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

:lol:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

i believe it was,
peter: guess what lois, i got a promotion(or something like that)
lois: for what
peter; mmm because i could recite the entire alphabet in 1/3 of a second

or sommething like that

maybe im just wrong?

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

I'm off to work. Later MX! Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.

Bye Gav!

One more:

Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food

Later sir gavalot

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
[/QUOTE]
Thats... almost straight from simpsons. That yearbook one is an slight ripoff too. I know they probably didn't go "let's ripoff this joke" because it is inevitable that your going to ripoff simpsons if its a good joke from a cartoon.

peace out gav

paul check my post, i think gav made a mistake

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]peace out gav

paul check my post, i think gav made a mistake[/QUOTE]

We are just stealing them from [url]www.familyguyquotes.com[/url]

:lol:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Yeah, I always thought a calendar should go:

Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun

I hate Monday...:evil:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
theres a pretty sweet punk/ rock/ emo band around here called "surviving monday"

anyway , i just watched the full lenght of the dream theater dvd (holy **** 3 hours?) and now i have a new appreciation for myung , anyone know how i can get his tone....and ....... was it me or did his lower strings look a bit floppy when he was playing

Why is it that every new fu[size=2]c[/size]king band with an emoish style has to be named after a day of the week? it boggles the mind.
I'd love to a have a concert with Taking Back Sunday headlining over Thursday, and Surviving Monday.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]anyway , i just watched the full lenght of the dream theater dvd (holy **** 3 hours?) and now i have a new appreciation for myung , anyone know how i can get his tone....and ....... was it me or did his lower strings look a bit floppy when he was playing[/QUOTE]

I love Dream Theater, I so wish that I had that DVD. I wasn't really thinking about what I wanted for Christmas.

[QUOTE=DuncTheToolaphile]Why is it that every new fu[size=2]c[/size]king band with an emoish style has to be named after a day of the week? it boggles the mind.
I'd love to a have a concert with Taking Back Sunday headlining over Thursday, and Surviving Monday.[/QUOTE]

Or they are named after months or seasons.

[QUOTE=PaulR]We are just stealing them from [url]www.familyguyquotes.com[/url]

:lol:[/QUOTE]
maybe its wrong?
do you recall the episode?

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]maybe its wrong?
do you recall the episode?[/QUOTE]

Nope, I was only stealing ones I'd seen.

Send them a correction!

bleh, i need to get off this site or i'll never get any work done.
later mx.

Bye Spiff!

you are the weakest link..... goodbye spiff

i dont know it exactly
i guess ill have to watch all season 1 and 2 to see if its there

well dunc how about this , if you could tell emo bands what they had to name themselves after what would it be?

^^^ birds becuase emo sounds like emu

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]i dont know it exactly
i guess ill have to watch all season 1 and 2 to see if its there[/QUOTE]

Watch loads of Family Guy?

What a shame :rolleyes: :lol:

[QUOTE=RJDBass]^^^ birds becuase emo sounds like emu[/QUOTE]

Like Finch?

sure

[QUOTE=RJDBass]sure[/QUOTE]

They're actually a band!

[url]www.finchmusic.com[/url]

that was unexpected

[QUOTE=PaulR]Watch loads of Family Guy?

What a shame :rolleyes: :lol:[/QUOTE]
w/e man

im gnna go shower though ill ttyl later MX

Bye RTL.