my name is hsg - I have no opinions of my own but I like to berate other people who do

said adb

[QUOTE=adbforever;18459332]

non-pov suck because they show the guy, its like uhh why would I want to see that shit? that kind of porn is more so girls have something to look at
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how insecure with your sexuality are you dude

think of it this way anthoneezy

would you want to smell garbage when you're eating your food? Hell no you wouldn't.

seeing a dude's face, his grunts, his hairy body or whatever

no thanks. It don't stimulate me

then quit looking at the dude that's what the girl is there for

cant look at the girls they have foreheads

js dudes who complain about there being a guy in their porn are either putting on a straight mask or are still in that pre-acceptance phase where they are trying to convince themselves that they aren't a fag

you could watch lesbian porn

naptime may spontaneously occur so be fore-warned

nah dag

when you see the dude he's taking up half the picture and you see the girl from an angle, why would I want to see that angle?

pov exists to see the mostly the girl and the d put in one of her holes

adb is all 'ugh i hate porn with guys in it bc then i can't stop staring at their hairy bodies!!! yuickyy!!!'

faggot

thers some good lesbian porn
esp if strapons r involved

yea non-pov works for lesbian porn but the girls have 2 be hot

pov is the best because you either see a close up of her face or her tits or ass, theres always a close up shot of the good stuff

hottest is seeing her eyes tho, idk

the good lesbian poor is when they eat each other out and then nom each others nipples for a bit

so basically anything where theyr emoaning in a sexy nonobnoxious i'm a whore type way

90's danish lesbian porn ftw

oh and they gotta have big ole natural knockers

i could see how it would be hard to pretend to be straight when there's all these dudes hording your attention in porns

idk eating out does nothing for me

its p hot I guess in lesbian porn but in hetero porn is sucks

there's sum more ammo for u anthoneezy lets hear it

the way i figure is taht a girl knows what she would want done so it's basically a study session for the next time you get laid

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18459361]adb is all 'ugh i hate porn with guys in it bc then i can't stop staring at their hairy bodies!!! yuickyy!!!'

faggot[/QUOTE]

their hairy
sweaty
chiseled
bodies

hahahahaha

lol people troll when they don't have an opinion of their own - they just mock someone else's

you can't tell me I'm a troll in that respect because I am opinionated

its amazing how long adb has been here and in reality

he hasnt changed at all

implying the internet is reality

you sure spend alot of reality time on it then

adb is like dwight from the office and everyone else is like jim when he plays pranks on him

the internet is like this - oh hey! I don't want to be here!

you turn off the electronic device and do something else

and the office is a horrid show for faggots, it's a shame so many asian girls seem to like that show it's garbage

i think i would have sex with adb in real life if he tried really hard

i dont know though

i wonder if girls actually think like that - well I WOULD have sex with this guy if he tried harder

in that case, sorry babe I'm not going to change to get your pants off

installing oblivion SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[QUOTE=adbforever;18459393]and the office is a horrid show for faggots, it's a shame so many asian girls seem to like that show it's garbage[/QUOTE]

does anything non-animated scare you because it's too close to actual human interaction

that's the thing, it's NOT human interaction

it's written by writers who are paid decent money to portray characters in a ficitional scenario. All the human interaction is the antithesis of genuine

mainstream media is for sheep

but you like the simpsons
thats about as mainstream as it gets

I don't believe 90's Simpsons has the mainstream appeal nowadays

even if it did, like you said, it's animated.

Classic eps of the Simpsons still only yield a few laughs max

I can get more laughs dicking around on the internet in a fraction of the time

[QUOTE=adbforever;18459410]I don't believe 90's Simpsons has the mainstream appeal nowadays[/QUOTE]

youre right because its not like theyre rerun over and over again every day

you'd understand it if you had robot ears

hey, emh

they show those ep's because they appeal to the older audience

tv stations have to appease the critical simpsons vets and keep us tuned into their network

if they didn't show 90's eps I would never watch FOX.

On my LA station, they usually show a 90's ep at 6:30 and a 2000's one at 7:30

the office is in between, shitty show

gentleman, come join my tiny chat for a good time

http://tinychat.com/drugtalkwithblockhead

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18459414]you'd understand it if you had robot ears[/QUOTE]

and no soul

soul
existing

pick 1

[0:11] em: yeah this is rockin woo

implying adb actually knows shit about media and broadcasting

so far in oblivion ive spent more time in jail for stealing shit i thought was free and accidentally killing people instead of clicking talk