LOLZ :lol: :lol:

Goodnight.

Lawlz, hil-air-ee-us!

What's up pU/\/X?

Having a dog comes in handy for mormons and jehovah's witnesses, and any solicters who are toom dumb to read the no soliceter signs in general.

We once had a little kid come up to the door to sell candy or something, and the front door was open but the screen was closed, and right when the kid comes to the door, my dog jumps up with her face against the screen growling. The kid runs down the the porch and into the sidewalk, I think he pissed his pants.

:lol: ^

When people come to our door my mom lectures them,on how she told them once not to come back and they came back anyway.

My dog doesn't like black people either. Plus black people are more scared of her for some reason. She'll bark and growl more if the person is black, and when these black kids who weren't from my neighbourhood were riding around on their bikes, she actually inched to chase them, since she usually hangs outside with my dad when he is doing work. She never does it to any of the other kids.

[COLOR=Orange]People from the school basketball team come by and try to sell stuff so they can have cool sweatsuits and junk.[/COLOR]

OMFG ANNOYING!

I can use the word n[U]i[/U]gger freely. My cat is black.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]My dog doesn't like black people either. Plus black people are more scared of her for some reason. She'll bark and growl more if the person is black, and when these black kids who weren't from my neighbourhood were riding around on their bikes, she actually inched to chase them, since she usually hangs outside with my dad when he is doing work. She never does it to any of the other kids.[/QUOTE]
Sir, you are the owner of a Clansdog. :lol:

I have a pure breed huskey. Beautiful dog. But he hates black people.

So I don't mention he is pure breed anymore. Seems racist.

i can call my cat whatever i want because it can't talk back

[QUOTE=Unseen2k0]I have a pure breed huskey. Beautiful dog. But he hates black people.

So I don't mention he is pure breed anymore. Seems racist.[/QUOTE]
Sah, your dog is ah racist.

My cat ran away :(

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]I can use the word n[U]i[/U]gger freely. My cat is black.[/QUOTE]That's what my friend calls his cat.

I call my cat beach ball, she is 20 pounds.

A 20 pound cat? Holy crap. What are you feeding that thing?

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]My dog doesn't like black people either. Plus black people are more scared of her for some reason. She'll bark and growl more if the person is black, and when these black kids who weren't from my neighbourhood were riding around on their bikes, she actually inched to chase them, since she usually hangs outside with my dad when he is doing work. She never does it to any of the other kids.[/QUOTE]

Cool, does she arrange lynchings, too?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]A 20 pound cat? Holy crap. What are you feeding that thing?[/QUOTE]
Fancy Feast. I shall post pictures of it, if i get on my sisters account.

Hahaha, does it walk, or does it just roll to get around?

Yes, and it scracthes. Its one of the 7 wonders of the worlds.

Screw rolling, I'd develop a system of pullies and gondolas so the cat could get all over the house without straining itself.

[b]Currently downloading:[/b]
Rhythm Activism - More Kick!
VA - This Is Boston Not LA
Jerry's Kids - Is This My World?
The Avengers - Complete Recordings
Code of Honor/Sick Pleasure split

Are the Avengers any good? What do they play?

They're a great late 70s San Francisco punk band.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe][b]Currently downloading:[/b]
Rhythm Activism - More Kick!
VA - This Is Boston Not LA
Jerry's Kids - Is This My World?
The Avengers - Complete Recordings
Code of Honor/Sick Pleasure split[/QUOTE]

Would you mind sending me This is Boston... on AIM when you're done? My screenname is I Lovee Bagels. :)

I don't have AIM.

That cause if you live outside of America you can't have AIM. Dirty Brit.

[QUOTE=Fish]My cat ran away :([/QUOTE]
My cat died. ..

Sending crap on AIM takes ages

Does anyone know where I can get some vegan doc martens? Or any type of non-leather boot? Any help appreciated. Thanks.

Check at Value Village :lol:

[QUOTE=Anti-Prefix]Does anyone know where I can get some vegan doc martens? Or any type of non-leather boot? Any help appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]


Fake leather kind of sucks.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]Screw rolling, I'd develop a system of pullies and gondolas so the cat could get all over the house without straining itself.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I have a skinny cat and a fat one. I call them spaghetti and meatball.

And I had to carty some couches out of my house... new furniture mo fukka.

Ugh, my mom is a ****ing crazy cat lady. SO MANY CATZ!!!

I've only got 2 cats.

No tengo gatos. Pero tengo uno perro.

i got fired from my job today. :(

At Folsom Prison?

yep yep. im really depressed now because i loved it

So I think I will restart the Help the DOLEMITE Foundation then.