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xMalcolmXx 03-25-2011 07:05 PM

my kindergarten teachers name was benzo

12XU 03-25-2011 07:06 PM

lmao

mine was goodchild

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 07:07 PM

sounds like you had a pretty informal relationship with this benzo guy
what else do you remember about mr b

EDIT: eww that was a painful misread i don t know what i was thinking

err mine was a miss moffat

xMalcolmXx 03-25-2011 07:24 PM

it was mrs benzo and i'm pretty sure shes a psychic now

illmitch 03-25-2011 07:35 PM

flight to kc got delayed by 2 hours

adbforever 03-25-2011 08:24 PM

where everyone

blockhead 03-25-2011 08:40 PM

had a great fucking day

got 11 hydros, one bar and a valium

went on a date and it went fantastic, will give details if anyone cares

now nodding amoking a bowl

best day in a long, long time

12XU 03-25-2011 08:46 PM

went on a date too

only took like a few percs so i was chill but not nodding

pretty awesome held hands n shi

but yeah you give details and ill give details

adbforever 03-25-2011 08:49 PM

sat home

played vanquish

ate food

listened to a new tech death album

haven't showered in 3 days

Jackie Gleason 03-25-2011 08:54 PM

woke up

did nothing

adbforever 03-25-2011 08:56 PM

u payed dividendz

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 08:56 PM

havent showered in 3 hours

played some mass effect 2

wasted a day away

adbforever 03-25-2011 09:01 PM

open world games are too annoying

HEY HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT TO DO AT ONCE DO IT

DON'T WORRY ABOUT BACKTRACKING IT'LL GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THE GAME IS LONGER THAN IT IS

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 09:05 PM

it does get a little bit annoying actually

to the extent that my favourite thing to do in the game has bcome making my shepherd look cool

adbforever 03-25-2011 09:09 PM

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gV3BC.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0rYfj.jpg[/IMG]

Bleekill 03-25-2011 09:11 PM

idk dude, open world games are my favorite. Been replaying San Andreas and loving it

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 09:12 PM

sometimes they just dont make sense in term of story and sometimes fucks up my roleplay and i'm like fuck why do i even bother fuckcck

Bleekill 03-25-2011 09:14 PM

yeah i dont roleplay in gta but i can see in elderscrolls or someshit

adbforever 03-25-2011 09:14 PM

i used to play a lot more games before I had a job - mass effect, oblivion, halo, ninja gaiden 1/2, burnout

I pretty much only play them now when I have vacation (I work at school)

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 09:20 PM

i used to game a lot more than i do now

in fact i sold all my games (and i had loads), apart from mass effect 2 - which i recently got for ps3 - and pokemon soul silver on ds - i've stacked up 4 hours of gameplay in just under a year but i'll keep at it!

it was almost a shame to let fallout 3 and new vegas go though : /

Bleekill 03-25-2011 09:29 PM

yeah that sucks, i dont sell games but i definitely dont have money to buy games i want now. Like porta2l and LA Noire

blockhead 03-25-2011 09:33 PM

[QUOTE=12XU;18458327]but yeah you give details and ill give details[/QUOTE]

girl had been calling me the past few nights flirting with me. we go out to eat/have drinks. she tells me that she's been talking with her ex and they're going to try to work things out but that she wants to make sure this wasn't a waste of time for me and invites me in when i take her to her house.

she gives me the tour of her room and then sit on her bed and start fooling around. she's really aggressive, sucking on my neck and shit. i get her shirt off and she starts grabbing my dick through my pants. she eventually gets down on her knees, unzips my pants and she gives me head for like 15 min.

she says "i changed my mind, i was just going to go down on you but you're really cute and sweet and I"m about to be tied down again so I want you to fuck me " she gets on top and rides me (does a dece job nothing great.) I flip her over to missionary and i kind of lay on her so i just have to move my lower body to thrust. She starts sucking on my neck mad hard and moaning.

Then she tells me she wants it doggy style and she assumes the position and i fuck her from behind really fucking hard. she was moaning and screaming pretty loud. i couldn't cum cause i was high so i fucked her untnil she had to stop because she was getting sore. she tells me "that was great; I want to do this again some time" then I gave her a kiss good bye and drove home.

It's bittersweet cause the girl and I really clicked and the sex was fantastic but now she's getting back with her ex. :( maybe we can have an affair idk.

crazy day for me though, sure didn't see that coming

Nepenthe 03-25-2011 09:39 PM

adb when did you backtrack in mass effect cuz let's see you never have to backtrack in it

blockhead 03-25-2011 09:44 PM

i'm in such a good mood now

i have a spring in my step

rasputin 03-25-2011 09:48 PM

[quote=blockhead]I think she orgasmed cause she arched her back and moaned a lot louder/longer than she had been.
[/quote]

lol are you 12?

adbforever 03-25-2011 09:52 PM

downloaded Internet explorer 9

its fast

TimJim 03-25-2011 09:54 PM

[quote=rasputin;18458370]lol are you 12?[/quote]
hahahaha

blockhead 03-25-2011 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=gaslightanthem;18458248][size=1]Dextromethorphan should not be taken with Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs)[30] or Serotonin reuptake inhibitors (like SSRIs, SNRis, TCAs, etc.)[30] due to the potential for serotonin syndrome, which is a potentially life-threatening condition that can occur rapidly, due to a buildup of an excessive amount of serotonin in the body.[citation needed][/size]

jus a heads up[/QUOTE]

I"m the drug expert here, faggot. I've taken DXm with an SSRI (zoloft, prescribed) several times and it was fine. Never going to touch k, wet or dxm again

TimJim 03-25-2011 09:58 PM

posting to confirm that youre retarded for doing that

faggot

<---- actually knows shit about pharmaceutical drugs

TimJim 03-25-2011 09:59 PM

granted that that condition is very rare but not something you should risk like at all

witchxrapist 03-25-2011 09:59 PM

I did that all the time am I going to die omg.

TimJim 03-25-2011 10:02 PM

oh btw it's been proven that you wont need SSRIs if you stay off of other drugs, especially downers like opiates and weed

food for thought

adbforever 03-25-2011 10:03 PM

lol

gaslightanthem 03-25-2011 10:18 PM

[QUOTE=Bleekill;18458355]yeah that sucks, i dont sell games but i definitely dont have money to buy games i want now. Like porta2l and LA Noire[/QUOTE]

yeah la noire looks cool

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18458365]adb when did you backtrack in mass effect cuz let's see you never have to backtrack in it[/QUOTE]

no backtracking but it's things like [I]grunt wants to speak with you, you go speak he's all omg i'm so mad i need to kill more than before i think i'm ill and you're like oh okay we need to get this sorted immediately but there are like 4 of these things opening up at the same time as well as other little side missions and you get so caught up you forget about grunt for a while and he's fine through all this time and it just doesnt follow completely[/I]

[QUOTE=blockhead;18458374]I"m the drug expert here, faggot. I've taken DXm with an SSRI (zoloft, prescribed) several times and it was fine. Never going to touch k, wet or dxm again[/QUOTE]

oh sorry, am i encroaching on yr 'turf'?

blockhead 03-25-2011 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18458388]oh btw it's been proven that you wont need SSRIs if you stay off of other drugs, especially downers like opiates and weed

food for thought[/QUOTE]

I take SSRIs because I have a fairly severe case of obsessive compulsive disorder. i have been taking zoloft since i was 8. i'm physically dependent on it and it also takes away most of my ocd symptoms. i have asked my doc about weaning myself off but he said that i would have to go down 1mg at a time and that if i get off and my ocd comes back the zoloft may not work and i would be stukc

i know it's an anti depressant, but the theory is that it balances out my serotonin so i don't have so much anxiety. i basically have an anxiexy disorder and OCD is how i manistests itself

Jackie Gleason 03-25-2011 10:28 PM

feel ike shtiit

blockhead 03-25-2011 10:31 PM

i feel great but can't stop fucking nodding. hard to read a whole post without closing eyes.

adbforever 03-25-2011 10:32 PM

my serotonin levels rule

TimJim 03-25-2011 10:35 PM

[quote=blockhead;18458408]I take SSRIs because I have a fairly severe case of obsessive compulsive disorder. i have been taking zoloft since i was 8. i'm physically dependent on it and it also takes away most of my ocd symptoms. i have asked my doc about weaning myself off but he said that i would have to go down 1mg at a time and that if i get off and my ocd comes back the zoloft may not work and i would be stukc

i know it's an anti depressant, but the theory is that it balances out my serotonin so i don't have so much anxiety. i basically have an anxiexy disorder and OCD is how i manistests itself[/quote]
this explains the long winded posts about your laundry

yes i know the theory, it's pretty interesting how one drug designed for one thing can treat a whole range of problems
... clonidine for example can be used for heart arrythmias, ADD/ADHD, nerve pain/neuropathy, and a few other things i cant remember

btw taking too much xanax has reverse affects on the whole antianxiety property

publicastration 03-25-2011 10:35 PM

Ginger Fag stfu


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