[quote=Pluperfect_Arson;13421170]I mean, if they are terribly injured from the fall, then, yes, it isn't funny. I find it funny, though, if you and your mate are just walking along talking, and then, all of a sudden, he/she trips or stumbles a bit.

It is mainly their facial expression that I find the funniest because they always look so ridiculously goofy.[/quote]


The funny part is not so much the stumbling but rather the reaction they give to having done it as you said.

They get embarassed, we laugh, they get more embarassed. Thats the funny part.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421171][COLOR=#6365ce]A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, ''Ms. Whack, I'd like
to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a holiday.''

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him how much he wants to
borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says
it's Kermit Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he
would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says ''Sure, I have this'' and produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager
and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: ''There's
a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral''. She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. ''I mean, what is this?''

The bank manager replies: ''It's a knick-knack Patti Whack. Give the frog a
loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone''.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

hehe, that's not too bad


howdy all, guess what i do in 2 hours?

[quote=funkyhoney;13421178]hehe, that's not too bad


howdy all, guess what i do in 2 hours?[/quote]


Shag the living daylight out of your girl?







<<<<<is deprived at the moment and pretty much has sex on the brain non stop

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421180]Shag the living daylight out of your girl?







<<<<<is deprived at the moment and pretty much has sex on the brain non stop[/QUOTE]


NO! i did that already :p

doing my solo's/group performances

[quote=funkyhoney;13421188]NO! i did that already :p

doing my solo's/group performances[/quote]


Lucky SOB.



Good luck for the performance deal.

yeah, we don't get to on a regular basis, so when we can, we make it damn good ;)

and yes, youtube videos will ensue!

annnyway, i gotta go get ready, see you's when im done :thumb:

[quote=funkyhoney;13421197]yeah, we don't get to on a regular basis, so when we can, we make it damn good ;)

and yes, youtube videos will ensue![/quote]


Don't you mean GoogleTube videos? :p

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to
have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do
have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to
split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining
rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” the tired traveler assured him. “I’ll take it.”

The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”

“Nope. I shut him up in no time?”

“How’d you manage that?”

“He was already in bed, snoring away. When I came in the room,” John said. “I went
over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, “Goodnight, beautiful,” and he sat up all night
watching me!”
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

HAHAHA, where do you find these Hobbes?

poop wing

i like chicken.

.... dead

I'm here....

oh fair enough!

i did my solos tonight, videos upolaoding as we speak

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421532]oh fair enough!

i did my solos tonight, videos upolaoding as we speak[/QUOTE]

Cool, how did you go?

[QUOTE=blizzard;13421534]Cool, how did you go?[/QUOTE]

good good, my first two pieces, one as an accompianist and one solo went great. but when the awkaening rolled around i screwed up a bit, and was overpowered by the drums :(

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421544]good good, my first two pieces, one as an accompianist and one solo went great. but when the awkaening rolled around i screwed up a bit, and was overpowered by the drums :([/QUOTE]

Awww too bad. The last music extension concert at my school we had pianist who just stopped half way through their piece and ran off.

[QUOTE=blizzard;13421546]Awww too bad. The last music extension concert at my school we had pianist who just stopped half way through their piece and ran off.[/QUOTE]

hahaha!! thats crazy! :lol:

yeah it sounded ok to the audience apparantly, but on camera you cant even hear me :(

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421550]hahaha!! thats crazy! :lol:

yeah it sounded ok to the audience apparantly, but on camera you cant even hear me :([/QUOTE]

Damn, oh well cameras are notoriously bad at picking up bass. And sound even worse if you play it back on the camera.

[QUOTE=blizzard;13421554]Damn, oh well cameras are notoriously bad at picking up bass. And sound even worse if you play it back on the camera.[/QUOTE]

yeah, oh well, we had a proper sound setup there, maybe that will be better whe i get to review myself next week.

i just wish i'd checked my ****ing pedal, i should've jsut stopped at the beginning when i knew i was drowned out, turned up and started again.

I'm going to bed.

fine... p[SIZE="2"]uss[/SIZE]y


:p


later :wave:

Hey all

howdy dude, hows it going?

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421593]howdy dude, hows it going?[/QUOTE]

Alright, I'm home from school sick today :(

Oh well.

i was wondering why you were here at this time.

its like 11 here,i gotta goto bed soon, school is too tedious :(

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421606]i was wondering why you were here at this time.

its like 11 here,i gotta goto bed soon, school is too tedious :([/QUOTE]

:(

That's okay, I gotta get to some serious video game playing.

I'll talk to you later man!:wave:

haha, fair enough

later :wave:

In response to the "pie in the face" discussion, if you don't think it's funny, you've clearly never witnessed it first-hand.

I've seen people get hit in the face with pies and cakes, and boy did I laugh.

I <3 Spiff.

;)

Howdy there. :wave:

So, Barry Manilow is coming out with yet another album sometime later this year.

I thought the guy was dead.

That link was posted at UG. I think it looks nice, even though I'll never buy a first act guitar.

[url]http://www.firstact.com/Products/CustomGuitars/Gallery/BlackWhiteTwinBass_RyanSinn_AngelsandAirwaves.aspx[/url]


NECK

* Profile: T style
* Wood: Maple
* Head stock: 4-in-line

FRETBOARD

* Wood: Rosewood
* Inlays: Pearl custom alchemy symbols, designed by the artist, with:
o Gold on the third fret
o Antimony on the fifth
o Phosphorous on the seventh
o Mercury on the ninth
o Gold and Silver for the 12th fret
o Sulfur on the 15th
o Mercury on the 17th
o Salt on the 19th

BODY

* Shape: Assymetrical surf style
* Top wood: Alder
* Back wood: Alder

HARDWARE

* Color: Chrome
* Machine Heads: Hipshot Ultralite cloverleaf
* Bridge: Warwick
* Pickguard: Pearloid custom designs
* Other: Chrome Jaguar control plate, (2) Jaquar switch plates

ELECTRONICS

* Pickups: 2 Kent Armstrong J-bass, 1 Iommi
* Controls: 3 on/off switches

FINISH

* Body: Solid white on one bass, solid black on the other
* Neck: Natural with black stinger

Funny, I WISH he was dead. :p



Also, Randy Newman performed on The Colbert Report a couple nights ago, I laughed my a[size=2]ss[/size] off. Randy Newman is such a joke.

Lawl.

I just bought Stone Sour's new [i]Come What(ever) May[/i] last night, and MAN that album is sweet. I need to buy [i]Opiate[/i] too. I feel so empty just listening to the songs without owning the actual album.

"Jesus Christ why don't you come save my life now.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light now."

I just clicked on Windows Media Player and played Staind. Much to my surprise, my headphone were NOT plugged in, and thus the entire class just shut up and listened.

I feel so powerful. Lol. This is the first time the class has ever been quiet for more than 3 seconds.

Unfortunately it was Staind. :p


It should have been something really crazy, like Fantomas.

Haha, wasn't Randy Newman the guy who played alot of the songs on Toy Story?

[QUOTE=Polyamarous;13422316]Haha, wasn't Randy Newman the guy who played alot of the songs on Toy Story?[/QUOTE]

He sure is that guy. He's such an idiot. :lol: