[QUOTE=MXican]
Metal Guitar:If you ever read this I am curious to why you got banned a bit ago[/QUOTE]
It's a great story so here we go:
It was in the pit, and someone made a thread called "Pee on her face" that asked "would you pee on her face?" Then someone made a "Poo on her face" thread asking the same question. Seeing these two threads, I made a "Cum in her eye" thread. And it seems that Double Bass Jim didn't find that as funny as I did and banned me for 10 days.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]I'm 12 and I was expelled for vandalism, pretty much. And it's completely natural to fanasize about raping and killing a girl, as long as you don't actually intend to do it. You can even tell yourself that you will do it, and that's still healthy as long as you know you won't do it.[/QUOTE]
No, no it is not OK

[QUOTE=ICB]How's puberty goin' for you, CG?[/QUOTE]
Oi! I am fifteen! (almost)

[QUOTE=ICB]I didn't read it either, I just copied and pasted. I was hoping for some quality "GAHHHH MY LIFE SUXORZ I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!" but that's not what I'm findidng, dammit.[/QUOTE]
I found it quite funny

[QUOTE=metal guitar]It's a great story so here we go:
It was in the pit, and someone made a thread called "Pee on her face" that asked "would you pee on her face?" Then someone made a "Poo on her face" thread asking the same question. Seeing these two threads, I made a "Cum in her eye" thread. And it seems that Double Bass Jim didn't find that as funny as I did and banned me for 10 days.[/QUOTE]
:lol: I found it funny :)


NP:Black Sabbath-Symptom of the universe

[QUOTE=shortass]Oi! I am fifteen! (almost)[/QUOTE]

I'm talking to Cemetary Gates

[QUOTE=metal banjo]I made a "Cum in her eye" thread.[/QUOTE]

Now that's just provocatively (real word?) funny as hell, in some juvenile way.

Explain to me how it's not okay.

[QUOTE]No, no it is not OK[/QUOTE]
And it's not natural either.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]I'm 12 and I was expelled for vandalism, pretty much. And it's completely natural to fanasize about raping and killing a girl, as long as you don't actually intend to do it. You can even tell yourself that you will do it, and that's still healthy as long as you know you won't do it.[/QUOTE]

fantasize to rape a girl is natural?
I agree with not doing it but i don't think about fantasize that.

[QUOTE=ICB]I'm talking to Cemetary Gates[/QUOTE]
Oh ok :) and how come you know my real identity :eek:

[QUOTE=ICB]Now that's just provocatively (real word?) funny as hell, in some juvenile way.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny.

NP:Slayer-Crypts Of Eternity

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Explain to me how it's not okay.[/QUOTE]
Because it is creepy :(

Thoughts are not matter, and thus they are not going to hurt anyone.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Thoughts are not matter, and thus they are not going to hurt anyone.[/QUOTE]
But why would you even want to imagine something like that?

[QUOTE=MXican]Oh ok :) and how come you know my real identity :eek:[/QUOTE]

I know things.

And Cemetary Gates, I wouldn't be surprised if you became some institutionalized serial killer, dude. You're only 12 and you're already fantasizing about killing/raping women. I won't even bother explaining how morally fu[size=2]c[/size]ked up that it.

You're telling me you [U][I][B]haven't[/B][/I][/U] fantasized about murdering someone?

[QUOTE=ICB]I know things.

And Cemetary Gates, I wouldn't be surprised if you became some institutionalized serial killer, dude. You're only 12 and you're already fantasizing about killing/raping women. I won't even bother explaining how morally fu[size=2]c[/size]ked up that it.[/QUOTE]


a man of few words i see.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]You're telling me you [U][I][B]haven't[/B][/I][/U] fantasized about murdering someone?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]You're telling me you [U][I][B]haven't[/B][/I][/U] fantasized about murdering someone?[/QUOTE]

Yes, because I am actually a [B]SANE HUMAN BEING[/B]. I actually think before I act, buddy. Hopefully when you get older you'll stop before you think.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]You're telling me you [U][I][B]haven't[/B][/I][/U] fantasized about murdering someone?[/QUOTE]
So you are fu[I]c[/I]ked up and I hope they realise this early rather than later

Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.

Or, try Dave Mustaine and Kerry King, who write songs about murder. Last time I checked they were sane human beings.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.[/QUOTE]

Poe was mentally insane.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.[/QUOTE]

Do you often write best-selling FICTIONAL NOVELS? No, so don't use that comparison.

[QUOTE=ICB]Do you often write best-selling FICTIONAL NOVELS? No, so don't use that comparison.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, that can still happen.

[QUOTE=metal guitar]To be fair, that can still happen.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know, but come on. He's 12. He doesn't need to be thinking like a lunatic.

I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.[/QUOTE]
[COLOR=Magenta][B][SIZE=7]BECAUSE YOU FANTASISE ABOUT RAPING AND KILLING PEOPLE![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=ICB]Yeah, I know, but come on. He's 12. He doesn't need to be thinking like a lunatic.[/QUOTE]
You're right, 12 is very youg really. And to be thinking of that kinda crap already.

[QUOTE=Cemetary]I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.[/QUOTE]

Well that's just it. You're getting to an age where you're going to have to separate right from wrong, dude.


[QUOTE=shortass]BECAUSE[/QUOTE]

There you go.

Lyrics war, anyone?

[I]A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't live what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old pain.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
It's more than less of yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.[/I]

[QUOTE=ICB]There you go.[/QUOTE]
I don't know why but it posted my post before it was finished :(

and no to your lyrics war because they annoy me

Cool lyrics.

[QUOTE=MXican]I don't know why but it posted my post before it was finished :(

and no to your lyrics war because they annoy me[/QUOTE]

Screw you, bitchman. We're having a good-ol' lyrics war to lighten things up.

Down rules.

[I]Sometimes I feel like a man that has two broken hands
All of this thrown at me, sinking me neck deep in sand
They can't kill me no more, I don't know what to say 'cause it's lies
Lies

Underneath all this, they should see the man that I am
All of my life I've been tried and then persecuted
They can't kill me no more, I don't know what to say 'cause it's lies
Lies[/I]

How about we don't bump the hammet or mustaine thread anymore, eh?

Yo you mother f[I]u[/I]cker
F[I]u[/I]ck F[I]u[/I]ck F[I]u[/I]cker
Yo you mother f[I]u[/I]cker
F[I]u[/I]ck F[I]u[/I]ck F[I]u[/I]cker
Vote for me
The motherf[I]u[/I]cking G
That's me
The motherf[I]u[/I]cking G

[QUOTE=metal G]How about we don't bump the hammet or mustaine thread anymore, eh?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[QUOTE=Mxican]Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Vote for me
The mother****ing G
That's me
The mother****ing G[/QUOTE]

No.

[QUOTE=Mxican]Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Vote for me
The mother****ing G
That's me
The mother****ing G[/QUOTE]

That's it, this gauntlet's [I]down [/I] dawg.

[I]I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
The dogs of war never compromise,
No real time for rearranging.

"Help me Jesus, Help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind.
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind.
He said it happens every time...
Knock it down,
Knock it down,
That's how the story goes
In the Land of 1000 No's.
I'm all over you
In time my mind is changing.
Knock it down.

Black on black gives me a heart attack
And the silence makes it deadly.
Some choose to kill with simple will.
I've seen them fall fast and steady.[/I]

[QUOTE=ICB]Yeah, that'd be great.



No.



That's it, this gauntlet's [I]down [/I] dawg.

[I]I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
The dogs of war never compromise,
No real time for rearranging.

"Help me Jesus, Help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind.
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind.
He said it happens every time...
Knock it down,
Knock it down,
That's how the story goes
In the Land of 1000 No's.
I'm all over you
In time my mind is changing.
Knock it down.

Black on black gives me a heart attack
And the silence makes it deadly.
Some choose to kill with simple will.
I've seen them fall fast and steady.[/I][/QUOTE]
Ali G pwns you :p

[I]I was a-cutting the rug down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, 'Hey there, fellow with the hair colored yellow
What you tryin' to prove
'Cause that's a-my woman there and I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you'
I said, "Excuse me"

I was scared and fearing for my life
I was shaking like a leaf on a tree
'Cause he was lean and mean and big and bad, Lord
Pointin' that gun at me
I said, 'Wait a minute, mister, I didn't even kiss her
Don't want no trouble with you
And I know you don't owe me but I wish you would let me
Ask one favor from you'[/I]

[QUOTE=MXican][COLOR=Magenta][B][SIZE=7]BECAUSE YOU FANTASISE ABOUT RAPING AND KILLING PEOPLE![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]


Quoted for awesomeness.

I hate school. I just got [U]I Am The Cheese[/U] out of the library. How is it?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Quoted for awesomeness.

I hate school. I just got [U]I Am The Cheese[/U] out of the library. How is it?[/QUOTE]

Cheesy.

[SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY SOLDIER IN THIS LYRICS WAR! FIGHT, YOU COWARDS![/COLOR][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=ICB]Cheesy.

[SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY SOLDIER IN THIS LYRICS WAR! FIGHT, YOU COWARDS![/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++

[QUOTE=MXican]Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++[/QUOTE]

:lol: You suck balls, dude.

[QUOTE=MXican]Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++[/QUOTE]
Maybe you should just get your piece out instead.

NP:Kreator-Riot Of Violence

[QUOTE=ICB]:lol: You suck balls, dude.[/QUOTE]
:(

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