Porno.

babysitting sucks. Tonight I have to babysit a 2 months old baby and a 3 years old girl...last time, the baby cried the whole night, so I ended up letting him cry in his bed. I suck at babysitting and I hate kids. :upset:

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]Masturbate[/QUOTE]

correct..........:upset:

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]correct..........:upset:[/QUOTE]

Oh dear god.

I'm sorry.

I was bored and i had some 'videos' on my phone.

Tut, tut, tut.

With children around!!!

NO !!!

They were asleep when i got their and they stayed asleep, upstairs !

Oh ok.


Moving on. How anyone can find Paris Hilton attractive is beyond me

[QUOTE=Mike Dirnt_310]Is there any ROM of the Minish Cap, for would really like to try that out?[/QUOTE]

There might be. I'm not sure if there are any Game Boy Advance emulators.

It's ok, at least you didn't force them to get you off... /pedophiles++

Paris Hilton is hot in a slutty sort of way.

I love Paris Hilton.

Ultimate rich, bitchy slut.

Paris isn't attractive really, she has a weird shaped face

BTW: Hi! I just watched Kill Bill Vol 1, and I'm considering watching Vol 2 if I can be bothered

She is a slut, but she aint hot. There are like 50000000 people hotter. Skinny as$ b[i]i[/i]tch!

[url]http://massivebraincase.org/images/parishilton123.jpg[/url]

Oh, last night's South Park on Sky One was totally amazing. It was the one where Cartman and Kenny found the note that made people poop their pants, and they made the whole world [size=2]sh[/size]it themselves. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

Plus the other one was the tooth fairy episode, and it's the first time I really laughed at Timmy in ages as well.

In conclusion, South Park owns

Dan, I love you.

Told you she was hot :thumb:

That pics aloud to be posted isn't it ?

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan][url]http://massivebraincase.org/images/parishilton123.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Weird legs, airbrushed boobs - hers arent that big, and a weird looking face.

Sorry dan.

[quote=Kifster]In conclusion, South Park owns[/quote]
D[b]a[/b]mn straight.

A new episode was just shown on Paramount where Stan goes to Mel Gibsons house to get his money back after watching Passion of the christ, and he turns insane asking people to punish him (gay way) and acting out other roles. Hilarious

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]Told you she was hot :thumb:

That pics aloud to be posted isn't it ?[/QUOTE]
No, it's obviously [size=2]po[/size]rn

:rolleyes:

Dan (Not you Dan, American Dan): I have sadly come to the conclusion that Jessica Alba > Elisha Cuthbert. Unless she's pretty hot in House Of Wax, then it will be reversed again

[QUOTE=Kif]Dan (Not you Dan, American Dan): I have sadly come to the conclusion that Jessica Alba > Elisha Cuthbert. Unless she's pretty hot in House Of Wax, then it will be reversed again[/QUOTE]
:cool:
Glad you see the light now

Nah.
Pinder > All

Mannn...I should really focus on my work... :(

I hate essays and if I never write another lab I might die happy based on that fact alone.

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]A new episode was just shown on Paramount where Stan goes to Mel Gibsons house to get his money back after watching Passion of the christ, and he turns insane asking people to punish him (gay way) and acting out other roles. Hilarious[/QUOTE]
Oh, that episode is amazing. And Cartman turns into a Hitler type dictator! Mel Gibson is crazy in both South Park and Family Guy

I can't wait for new South Park tomorrow

Speaking of which, my friend downloaded one of the new episodes from season 9. Kenny gets a PSP before Cartman, and he gets to level 60 and then dies. Then when he is in Heaven, he has to play the Golden PSP to defend Heaven from the army of Hell. Genius

I hate work.

I really need to maybe get outside tutoring in Chemsitry and we learn nothing in our class due to disruption and fat teachers.

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]Nah.
Pinder > All[/QUOTE]
Pfff, you just say that cos she has big boobs. I don't think her face is all that pretty

[url]http://www.pc-fanatics.com/cnupload/uploaded/Lucy%20Pinder%20-%20Lingerie%2002.jpg[/url]

I never saw the attraction with big boobs.

I prefer nice legs tbh

OMG Celebrity wrestling was amazing.

Leilani vs. Victoria Silvestedt.

:eek:

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]OMG Celebrity wrestling was amazing.

Leilani vs. Victoria Silvestedt.

:eek:[/QUOTE]
Oh get out! It's just a pathetic knock-off of the amazingly super Gladiators, which was kickass back in the day.

Celebrity Wrestling needs to be taken off the air. In fact, most ITV shows need to be taken off the air