[QUOTE=jesusfinger]"Ellevven oooh three, pee emm.

It's bin three ooouuurs since Vunillur fuurst rang Patrick abowt thuuursdey, and thurs still not bin a retuuuurn caaaall."[/QUOTE]
Big Brother stylee

rofl

/can't get the damn eyelash out my eye

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]scrambled eggs + ketchup ftw[/QUOTE]

Ergh ketchup.

[QUOTE=Zowë]Big Brother stylee

rofl

/can't get the damn eyelash out my eye[/QUOTE]
My eyes are nasty and dry. I should take my contacts out.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]NA: That sucks :(

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My mosted hated food, minus McDonalds - only thing i've ever eaten that's made me throw up

edit: i've just remember McDonalds isn't actually food so scratch that.[/QUOTE]
:lol: 5% meat, 95% of the crap from the floor

Chocolate and cake make me feel very ill

[QUOTE=AG]Ergh ketchup.[/QUOTE]
:eek: :mad:

[quote=PAJJ]NA: That sucks[/quote]

Tell me about it, I can hardly breathe it hurts that much.

Also

Cream Eggs > Real ones.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]:lol: well my dad left school with like 2 (what were the equivalent of) GCSEs. Now he's basically the top of his business earning a hell of a lot of money. I respect my dad so much for being able to make so much of himself from nothing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my dad just quit school in like year 10 i think it was. He's climbing the ranks where he works, the place that makes mcdonalds buns, he was offered a management job i think, but turned it down because he didnt wanna be sat in an office all day.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]My eyes are nasty and dry. I should take my contacts out.[/QUOTE]
I really have to go and get my first lot of contacts. I got 5 pairs then didn't go back for my months lot.

I like to get them for the hotter weather so that if I do get a bit of a tan I won't have gay glasses lines on my face :upset:

[QUOTE=Untitled]Yeah, my dad just quit school in like year 10 i think it was. He's climbing the ranks where he works, the place that makes mcdonalds buns, he was offered a management job i think, but turned it down because he didnt wanna be sat in an office all day.[/QUOTE]
:eeK: weird... my dad's company is one of the providers for mcdonalds beef....

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]:eek: :mad:[/QUOTE]


Don't you 'mad' me, woman.


/hugs

[QUOTE=Zowë]I really have to go and get my first lot of contacts. I got 5 pairs then didn't go back for my months lot.

I like to get them for the hotter weather so that if I do get a bit of a tan I won't have gay glasses lines on my face :upset:[/QUOTE]
He he.

I've been wearing contacts for like 4 years now. I wear my glasses occasionally if I'm lazy.

Damn you just reminded me I was supposed to pick mine up today. Crap.

[QUOTE=Zowë]I really have to go and get my first lot of contacts. I got 5 pairs then didn't go back for my months lot.

I like to get them for the hotter weather so that if I do get a bit of a tan I won't have gay glasses lines on my face :upset:[/QUOTE]
Hahaha.

My grandma has them ones that turn into sunglasses in the sun, and whenever she goes on holiday she comes back look like a panda.

I want contacts so i can wear sunglasses in the sunny weather.

But i need something on my face other wise i look
1 - wierd
2 - uglier then i already do now.

[QUOTE=AG]Don't you 'mad' me, woman.


/hugs[/QUOTE]
*hugs*

'sup thread

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]:eeK: weird... my dad's company is one of the providers for mcdonalds beef....[/QUOTE]
:eek: that is weird

I bet Pajj would hate them if he met them :lol:

Do you ever get free burgers?

When we have a bbq my stepdad, who also works there, brings us home McDonalds buns. :D

[QUOTE=AG]Ergh ketchup.[/QUOTE]

You don't like ketchup?



I thought I was the only one

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]You don't like ketchup?



I thought I was the only one[/QUOTE]
I hate the stuff :thumb:

[QUOTE=PAJJ]Einstein was Dyslexic, and he's like the cleverest chap ever.
Dyslexic people are also usually better at creative subjects (it's to do with which sides of the brain work - did essay on it), art/music etc[/QUOTE]

Eintstein wasn't as clever as stephen hawking, and he can't even move.

[QUOTE=Untitled]:eek: that is weird

I bet Pajj would hate them if he met them :lol:

Do you ever get free burgers?

When we have a bbq my stepdad, who also works there, brings us home McDonalds buns. :D[/QUOTE]
No we don't :-/

But yeah sometimes I'm hanging around people and they're like 'omg did you hear? Mcdonalds put otter eyelids in their burgers!!' and I'm like 'Actually no they don't. My dad provides the meat'

Stephen Hawkings cheats he uses a computer :P
[quote=Nerve_Agents]Tell me about it, I can hardly breathe it hurts that much.

Also

Cream Eggs > Real ones.[/quote]
Ouch, any idea how it actually happened, or is it still drunken wrestling in a field :-/

BBQ sauce>>Ketchup

NP-Prostitute Disfigurement-Cum covered stabwound

I love these guys.

I went to McDonalds today. Their BBQ sauce is disgusting. It was like a kick in the teeth

[QUOTE=Untitled]Hahaha.
My grandma has them ones that turn into sunglasses in the sun, and whenever she goes on holiday she comes back look like a panda.
[/QUOTE]
It's never [I]that[/I] bad. Just usually a little line on my nose...

I need a change. Plus my glasses are about to fall apart! eek

I can't stand ketchup.

The only red stuff I like is the super weak, warmed up stuff they put on McD' burgers. and the super sweet onions.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]No we don't :-/

But yeah sometimes I'm hanging around people and they're like 'omg did you hear? Mcdonalds put otter eyelids in their burgers!!' and I'm like 'Actually no they don't. My dad provides the meat'[/QUOTE]
Hahaha.

My dad saved Maccy-d's millions in waste.

They had a crapy way of making the McChicken Premier Buns and there was over 50% produced wasted, he came up with a new way to put a line on the bun that was in it, and we didnt even get a cut of the saved money. The cheak!!

[quote=Lord Abortion]BBQ sauce>>Ketchup

[/quote]
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[QUOTE=same chap] NP-Prostitute Disfigurement-Cum covered stabwound

I love these guys.[/QUOTE]

they seem like a friendly bunch of people :-/

I like ketchup

At home though I much prefer either Newman's Own Balsamic vinegar or Mae Ploy's Chili Sauce.

Absolutely fu[size=2]ck[/size]ing gorgeous, the pair of them. Go with anything

[QUOTE=PAJJ]123 that


they seem like a friendly bunch of people :-/[/QUOTE]
Hehe, I love the look on people's faces when I tell them that Cannibal Corpse's drummer is a Jewish Vegan, and all of Carcass are vegetarian ex-medical students:p

[QUOTE=Zowë]It's never [I]that[/I] bad. Just usually a little line on my nose...

I need a change. Plus my glasses are about to fall apart! eek[/QUOTE]
Your glasses look cool :thumb:

I say that because there no to dissimaler to mine.

I want some new ones, the exact same, but in white.

[QUOTE=Zowë]It's never [I]that[/I] bad. Just usually a little line on my nose...

I need a change. Plus my glasses are about to fall apart! eek[/QUOTE]
:eek: not your uber cool ones?