girls think im the sweetest thing ever :)

I am the smoothest talker on MX. E'ry body knows that.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732540]You'd be surprised and disappointed how sweet i am to gurrrrls[/QUOTE]

I've been told conflicting reports of how I treat girls.

Typical.

I'm smoother than lube out the tube, you're perturbed.

I'm flummoxed.

:lol:

I can barely read Aarons text on the black skin

aren't you supposed to be working Mr Cox

attempting to huff duster and watch p0rn at the same time is making me paranoid, i keep thinking some one is gonna walk into my room and its gonna be sooo awkward

:lol: Alex. I'm trying to hard not to visualise that.

Hax; yah, just finished off a break then I'm back into it. Been stressed so I took time out for coffee.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732561]attempting to huff duster and watch p0rn at the same time is making me paranoid, i keep thinking some one is gonna walk into my room and its gonna be sooo awkward[/QUOTE]

uhhh

don't huff duster

that's retarded

problem solved

that would be a sight

Don't huff your dick by accident, hur hur hur.

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17732567]uhhh

don't huff duster

that's retarded

problem solved[/QUOTE]

don't get addicted to pills :p

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17732561]attempting to huff duster and watch p0rn at the same time is making me paranoid, i keep thinking some one is gonna walk into my room and its gonna be sooo awkward[/QUOTE]

make sure its really ****ed up european forced family incest

http://tinychat.com/jpoop

Nah. Bland schoolteacher pron is where it's at. It's all about aesthetics.

they were fashioned by nature as achingly beautiful mannequins

women are intriguing little housepets, but they need to be tamed

Mmmmm that's good porn.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17732574]make sure its really ****ed up european forced family incest[/QUOTE]

i cant concentrate on it to save my ****ing life, i just realized that its the noise the TV is making that is making me think some one is outside my room

[QUOTE=Aaron;17732580]Nah. Bland schoolteacher pron is where it's at. It's all about aesthetics.[/QUOTE]

oh god yes

:lol: Us old men of the forum have specific tastes.

we do. we do.

Strokes cat, swirls wine... masturbates.

hey aaron

i compromised and told her about it [I]then[/I] said as long as you had fun :lol:

[url]http://www.jimgoad.net/[/url]

alex this guy reminds me of you for some reason

:lol:

I actually laughed at that out loud.

ill take generic schoolteacher porn over everything else pretty much every day

is that they guy that has his own magazine? I've always wanted to read him.

[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/11/Celebrated_jazz_trombonist_Buddy_Dwyer.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Aaron;17732647]Strokes cat, swirls wine... masturbates.[/QUOTE]

loooooooooooool

how the **** did you know my routine???