ummm how can a cartoon be your family?

lol just this episode im watching reminds me of it

watching the FRED Movie

rocking a suit on friday night awww yeah

why are you wearing a suit?

i'd pipe snookie

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loooool

shes prolly p cute of course i cant really see much beyond the red & white

edit: oh theres a guitar in her hands

i would not pipe bloody bathtub chick

u guys dont like blondes?

i dont

EDIT: dont like guido chicks either

u guys don't like bloody bathtubs?

i almost died in the tub/shower before so no i dont like bloody bathtubs

guido chicks are honestly the only chicks worth pursuing

who hasnt almost died in the tub before

i thought i was one of the only ones

jaundice failed suicides dont count

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a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18398865]a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers[/QUOTE]

:lol:

thats revolting

was buzzed taking a shit in the bar the other day and some hot girl that was bartending there went running into the mens bathroom, tore open the stall door and looked at me like she was mad at me for being there and walked away

at like the worst time some one could have walked in

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18398870]:lol:

thats revolting[/QUOTE]

he later decided it would be a good idea to hop in his car and just go home

I have no idea how he made it home that night, he was like, in and out blackout, mentally unstable drunk

mentally unstable drunk in this bitch

drunk people are so annoying

its a really happy mellow feelings

[QUOTE=APirate;18398899]its a really happy mellow feelings[/QUOTE]

not all people are like that

i mean alcohol has the potential to make any one a scheming violent bastard but it usually brings people together

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18398865]a friend once took a dump in my mothers bathtub when he was drunk

tried to push it down the drain with his fingers[/QUOTE]

lmao

one of my teammates filled a sink with his vomit (the vomit clogged it) and he tried unclogging it with his hands. he got down to about his mid forearm. it was awesome.