[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;17420041]sup nigs[/QUOTE]
Not much just chillin and listening to musics

What is happening Andrew

youre gonna be a seamen eh? pansy.

asvab is easy. i scored a 93. and thats the actual one. im being told ill get to be pretty much whatever i want to be, profession wise. id be in already if i didnt have such an ungodly and blasphemous criminal record. gotta wait at least 6 months from the last offense, which was a DUI in april. so that plus the 2-3 month wait after youre enlisted should get me in around december or january. bleh im so tired of waiting, i just stay home all the time and do nothing so i dont **** up and get in any trouble. havent smoked in months.

thats badass that youre joining tho. im really looking forward to it. just glad to be having some kind of an important life starting.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17420062]Not much just chillin and listening to musics

What is happening Andrew[/QUOTE]


Not much. Just finishing off the best day ever.

Smoked mad amounts of dro and indulged in many other sorts of elitery. <_<

[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;17420073]Not much. Just finishing off the best day ever.

Smoked mad amounts of dro and indulged in many other sorts of elitery. <_<[/QUOTE]

explain

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17420071]youre gonna be a seamen eh? pansy.

asvab is easy. i scored a 93. and thats the actual one. im being told ill get to be pretty much whatever i want to be, profession wise. id be in already if i didnt have such an ungodly and blasphemous criminal record. gotta wait at least 6 months from the last offense, which was a DUI in april. so that plus the 2-3 month wait after youre enlisted should get me in around december or january. bleh im so tired of waiting, i just stay home all the time and do nothing so i dont **** up and get in any trouble. havent smoked in months.

thats badass that youre joining tho. im really looking forward to it. just glad to be having some kind of an important life starting.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think I would have had a pretty high score if it weren't for the two math portions. I passed obviously, but one the first math section I didn't even finish. A guy at my work is in the Navy reserve and he's being shipped to Afghanistan this Friday in support of Marines. He told me that the navy can, if needed, switch my duty while I'm enlisted if they need so - I guess it's called the needs of the Navy or something. I was originally going to be a culinary specialist, but after I talked to a recruiter I may switch it up depending on my ASVAB score.

There's a 9-12 month entry delay after I finally go through with it. I plan on getting at least 1 year of college done by the time I enroll, but if I'm shipped off sooner I guess I'll just finish on board a vessel. The 47k after four years will help with schooling too, haha.

didn't know you were joining the navy props brah

[QUOTE=adb;17420082]explain[/QUOTE]

beer pong, bitches, and bud

lol and I put a dent in my friend's truck.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17419882]I'm a grand hustler.[/QUOTE]

We be hu$tlaz wagin Dollahcau$t

Speaking of military service

I'm thinking of joining the Swedish army as soon as I have my PhD

damn, 9-12 month? i hear army is so filled with new recruits that if you have any sort of criminal offense youre just turned down immediately.

best thing about air force is that they completely pay all tuition and any extra costs for you to go to school while youre enlisted. full ride. and you get a bachelors in applied sciences for graduating tech school. its a real good deal. im actually thinking about just making it into a career tho. you put your 20 years in, and youre well fed for the rest of your life. WELL fed.

yo

ideally, I want to get into the Norrbotten Armored Battalion

and eventually advance to Överste if possible

Yeah, that's what my recruiter said. Do you know where you'll be stationed? My boot camp will be in Chicago, I know that. I'm really hoping to go to Italy, I was told a lot of new recruits are going there. I'll be damned if I go to the Navy port 45 minutes from my house, haha.

[QUOTE]you put your 20 years in, and youre well fed for the rest of your life. WELL fed.[/QUOTE]And you only have to give them a measly twenty years of your life? Awfully generous, I should look into this

Bremerton is legit

Yeah, my recruiter said he'll be retiring at like 40.

Jake: Yeah, but I wanna travel nikka.

considering that means id be retired at 39, 20 years of my life doesnt seem too bad.

thats crazy, i was actually thinking about italy too. return to the motherland yknow. if not there, the other places i picked were in germany, france, and england. if overseas doesnt work out (sounds like it will tho), i think they were talking about like maryland or some ****. idk. im really crossing my fingers on overseas.

need to pirate me some rosetta stone haha

ASVAB is pretty easy

I was helping a brah with the study guide

hahaha

i hear if you're overseas they [I]really [/I]take care of you.

and damn dude, a 93? that's ****ing high. the national average is 35.

I took it and got an 89.

My friend James got a 96 :amaze:

i know dude ppl were walking away with 50s and huge smiles. my recruiter nearly **** herself when she saw it. idk, it all just sorta came to me. anything related to english is nothing for me, and i brushed up on my math the night before. all the mechanics and electronics stuff is easy too if you know the names of parts of cars and what they do, know the names of tools, and have at least a mild comprehension of how electronics work. the rest is pretty much common knowledge ****. tests have always been very easy for me.

My test wasn't like that, it didn't have any mechanics stuff on it. The guy told me the small portion I took was more difficult than the actual test to show if it is even worth taking the real one. The English was so easy, I just bombed the math portion.

yeah the practice only has the math and english stuff. theres gonna be mechanics, electronics, and this like object placement thing. hard to explain, you basically have to look at a bunch of shapes and choose the correct image of them all put together. things like that.

heil bbq chicken burrito

whats goin on brent, im bored as muf****er

worked out, eating this giant burrito and listening to Weeping Birth

going to play guitar later

i finally got ahold of Heidevolk's discography

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17420237]yeah the practice only has the math and english stuff. theres gonna be mechanics, electronics, and this like object placement thing. hard to explain, you basically have to look at a bunch of shapes and choose the correct image of them all put together. things like that.[/QUOTE]

I was looking at the Barron's practice test object assembly

they seriously give nine whole minutes for that?

yeah haha that was definitely the easiest part of the test, minus the english stuff. the only way you can really screw it up is by rushing through it and not looking carefully enough. or by having a lack of common sense. which sadly the majority of people seem to possess. i think i finished that part in like 3 minutes. the whole test didnt take me any longer than an hour and a half. its really surprising how unintelligent most people are.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17420463]its really surprising how unintelligent most people are[/QUOTE]

yeah :(

I always feel dumb though because I look up to people like idk J.P. Joule and Vernon Mountcastle

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btw, I never liked that term "common sense" because it's not always common, as you pointed out, and not always "sense" either