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illmitch 03-24-2011 04:16 PM

same here man same here

also drinking more

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:19 PM

and i'm losing weight =)
[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18456508]pot is such a middle school drug[/QUOTE]

you've learned well lad :')

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 04:29 PM

i could actually afford to pout on like 10 pounds but i dont want to put on fat. no weight room definitely doesnt help

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:30 PM

do the responsible thing. lipo.

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:31 PM

do like 420 pushups a night

+ sit ups
+ depth jump
+ squats

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 04:37 PM

its def better than what im doing now but i really need access to a gym. its kind of weird going from an established routine to a bedroom kind of routine. fuck.

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:40 PM

I really miss my high school's gym, just cause our teacher was a wrestling coach and he got you in fucking shape.

He'd also give you extra credit for bringing in metal cd's.

Unfortunately he's bipolar and has a Napoleon complex, and would always hit on my ex lol.

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 04:40 PM

they lock the doors on the gym at my school. and i played a sport there where weightlifting is pretty damn helpful, and i didnt have access to it. wtf.

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:42 PM

Weird, our gym was open until like 6PM.

Also, going hiking w/ some friends in two weeks. Gonna be epic.

If you're ever in the LV again and not en route to somewhere, hike Lehigh Gap, it's incredible.

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:45 PM

watching scrubs and encoding .wavs


our gym/fitness center's open all week 7 till 7 except during school.

but our gym teachers just sit and don't do anything all day so it's kinda pointless to have a gym if the gym teachers don't care how or if we use it.

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:48 PM

Scrubs reminds me of this kid who tried to rape my one friend. :)

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 04:49 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18456494]idk u always talka bout how much u hate religion i dunno what to takes seriously anymore ok[/QUOTE]

idk if i can take myself seriously anymore :(

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:49 PM

Jon I can't take you seriously, but you're a good guy. :)

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 04:49 PM

ihad an art ateahcr whod alwaysh ituon the girls and thn latr got bustd for fuken some it inhk dude dint give af uk

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:51 PM

I can't trust smiley faces anymore, they're so deceiving.

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:52 PM

There was this one creepy ass Chem teacher at my school who would always hit on my neighbor, he'd long windily/whimsically (both) be like, "Miss Singley," and sigh when he addressed her.

Aside from being into 15/16 year old girls he was awesome though, really funny dude, he'd always give me shit for being drunk but never ratted me out. I remember when his wife found out that he hits on teen girls and divorced him he came to school drunk as shit and told me he drinks "real man" liquor. :lol:

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:52 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456564]ihad an art ateahcr whod alwaysh ituon the girls and thn latr got bustd for fuken some it inhk dude dint give af uk[/QUOTE]

reminds me of my dad

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 04:52 PM

tyeh dude toaly

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 04:53 PM

hahaha thats awesome

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:53 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18456572]There was this one creepy ass Chem teacher at my school who would always hit on my neighbor, he'd long windily/whimsically (both) be like, "Miss Singley," and sigh when he addressed her.

Aside from being into 15/16 year old girls he was awesome though, really funny dude, he'd always give me shit for being drunk but never ratted me out. I remember when his wife found out that he hits on teen girls and divorced him he came to school drunk as shit and told me he drinks "real man" liquor. :lol:[/QUOTE]

the ag teacher at our school almost had her house burned down because her neighbors divorced because the guy drank too much and the ag teacher and his wife were friends so he tried to burn their house...

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:54 PM

My dad's best friend died last year and he's been a huge douche lately.

But like, dude was Mister Universe so who cares? He lived a good life.

My dad has this pic in his office of Joe (Meeko) "holding" a gyrocopter (that my dad built) over his head, apparently it was a trick with perspective, but I seriously thought the dude could pick up a gyrocopter like it was nothing when I was little.

I also used to pretend I was flying the gyro and bombing arabs when I was little and my dad was building it in our garage.

[url]http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sa=X&ei=M8yLTeWPPIfYgQfT0dDWDQ&ved=0CBMQBSgA&q=joe+meeko&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=d0da709d28d6ead8[/url]

Bitchfork 03-24-2011 04:54 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456574]tyeh dude toaly[/QUOTE]

:o:o:o

witchxrapist 03-24-2011 04:56 PM

Okay enough stoned csb's for Mappy, I'm out. Peace.

Nepenthe 03-24-2011 04:58 PM

your art teacher shit on girls emily that's awesome

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 05:07 PM

wish poyweopl woudls hit on ymooeeee girls..wwwwwwww

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 05:23 PM

pretty sure my accounting teacher gets more poon from girls my age than i do and hes a 60 year old jew from brooklyn

always tells the class about how accounting is like sex because you can only get better by doing it and how skiing is the most fun youll have with your clothes on and he also gives shoulder rubs in class

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 05:24 PM

u must go to a catholic school

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 05:28 PM

community college :cool:

P13 03-24-2011 05:36 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18456610]pretty sure my accounting teacher gets more poon from girls my age than i do and hes a 60 year old jew from brooklyn

always tells the class about how accounting is like sex because you can only get better by doing it and how skiing is the most fun youll have with your clothes on and he also gives shoulder rubs in class[/QUOTE]

sounds like the creepiest person alive

illmitch 03-24-2011 05:37 PM

this your highness movie looks so bad

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 05:37 PM

TElUs JMOre things WE dont know wohmich

illmitch 03-24-2011 05:38 PM

okay stalagmites are on the ground and stalactites are on the ceiling

P13 03-24-2011 05:39 PM

and both are up your butt :lol:

illmitch 03-24-2011 05:40 PM

whatever goreman

P13 03-24-2011 05:44 PM

why are you learning about than anyways?

illmitch 03-24-2011 05:45 PM

i was just tellin gpeople things they didnt know :)

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 05:55 PM

fuck man all i wanna do is play pokemno

2muchket! 03-24-2011 06:07 PM

Sister asked me for help on pkmn. I told her the team she'd assembled was shite so I wrote her a ten step plan to improve it and then move onto the final badge.

She kinda looked worry at how enthralled I was and how serious I was taking it. She needs to fucking learn taking down the elite 4 is super cereal.

illmitch 03-24-2011 06:09 PM

that must be such a magical moment in your life :)

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 06:10 PM

lol i love pokemon


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