[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18456430]if my math is correct i shouldnt expect any lady friends until approximately a month and a half from now[/QUOTE]

so youuu're available :rolleyes:

girls
stupid

write down both, insert them in a hat, and choose one at random

they drop the bomb first to lighten the load for what they really have to tell you later, which if my math is correct is that she got a dick

girls

sex

blowjobs

by "I do'nt have a car right now" (s)he means the sex change operation isn't done yet

lol who gives a shit if she has a car, in Seattle especially on my campus most people don't even have cars.

[QUOTE=blockhead;18456390]i don't worry about girls. if they come to me and i like them i'll get involved with them. every single girlfriend/girl i've fucked/been involved with came onto me.

they're just not a priority to me[/QUOTE]

yeah

ive had much better times when not trying

[QUOTE=Angmar;18456449]lol who gives a shit if she has a car, in Seattle especially on my campus most people don't even have cars.[/QUOTE]

yeah seriously. i just laughed and said "that's it? i have a car i can pick you up don't worry about it."

u shoudl, run her over jerk of on hr body and then amek tires out of her bitch Skin vroooooooom

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be taking notes right now

my prof is just reading passages from the quran I'm not writing all this down what the fuck

aryan pride

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456454]u shoudl, run her over jerk of on hr body and then amek tires out of her bitch Skin vroooooooom[/QUOTE]

:cool:

the vroooom is what makes it hahaha

Jon you aren't Aryan GET OVER IT!

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18456462]the vroooom is what makes it hahaha[/QUOTE]
duly noted and agreed

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[QUOTE=P13;18456455]I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be taking notes right now

my prof is just reading passages from the quran I'm not writing all this down what the fuck[/QUOTE]

just jot down 'brown people smell bad' and doodle.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18456463]Jon you aren't Aryan GET OVER IT![/QUOTE]

iranians suck

hAHa niaew one bfork ~*~high 5s~*~/////

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18456476]iranians suck[/QUOTE]


The ones I know who aren't Muslim are pretty cool.

I know one who is he is pretty annoying.

huh ud ont say

well yeah that makes sense

muslims suck

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18456474]just jot down 'brown people smell bad' and doodle.[/QUOTE]

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Man I have so much to do today, should get off my lazy ass.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18456482][img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72bh6tajx1qd37u4o1_400.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

lol ire showed me that last night again was happy.

good times seb

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18456481]well yeah that makes sense

muslims suck[/QUOTE]

stupid generalizations

what are you, adb?

[QUOTE=Angmar;18456479]The ones I know who aren't Muslim are pretty cool.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I've been friends with these two brothers who teach BJJ and Karate for a real long time now, and they're the shit.

The one has the illest high scream ever.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18456486]stupid generalizations

what are you, adb?[/QUOTE]

are you really taking me seriously lol

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456477]hAHa niaew one bfork ~*~high 5s~*~/////[/QUOTE]

niaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaewniaew

swelw clearkly jon is funy cant u guys c it

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18456489]Yeah, I've been friends with these two brothers who teach BJJ and Karate for a real long time now, and they're the shit.

The one has the illest high scream ever.[/QUOTE]

You're a Kahanist, remember?

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18456490]are you really taking me seriously lol[/QUOTE]

idk u always talka bout how much u hate religion i dunno what to takes seriously anymore ok

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rhats hilarisuo... black pwpl and kk lamo

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18456493]You're a Kahanist, remember?[/QUOTE]

oh shit good point i hope they die

also, these iranian kids' dad sells the best weed and their sister has a fucking BADONK

[QUOTE=Luc214;18456496][img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidx59O1mp1qfl2vqo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1301090461&Signature=KZI0kLmrlD1bbzXxPj7ZXeeLcGc%3D[/img][/QUOTE]

thatd be a pretty sweet facebook picture if i was one of those black kids

edit: oh shit seb yes i am single and yes i am ready to mangle

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18456502]oh shit good point i hope they die

also, these iranian kids' dad sells the best weed and their sister has a fucking BADONK[/QUOTE]

pot is such a middle school drug

man ive been getting kind of tubby lately since i started eating more and doing less

generally that happens when that happens