A wise administrator on an Internet forum once told me:

"If girls weren't so pretty, nobody would talk to them. Nobody. I do like them in a way; they're just so bitchy sometimes. But their caring kind lures you towards them. They're tricksy."

... but I won't mention any names, Jelle.

Tbh Jelle knows how to deal with women, no idea why they **** him over so much.

you know whats annoying people that like you cant stand but they always try to talk to you and act like they're your friend

and popups i hate them

[QUOTE=masada;15215575]you know whats annoying people that like you cant stand but they always try to talk to you and act like they're your friend[/QUOTE]

and then you tell them to go away and they're like "LOL UR SO FUNNY!"

[QUOTE=Jom;15215562]A wise administrator on an Internet forum once told me:

"If girls weren't so pretty, nobody would talk to them. Nobody. I do like them in a way; they're just so bitchy sometimes. But their caring kind lures you towards them. They're tricksy."

... but I won't mention any names, Jelle.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE]Tbh Jelle knows how to deal with women, no idea why they **** him over so much. [/QUOTE]

I know the moves, but I'm usually too shy to make 'em. Also I look like a serial killer.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15215542]I like eyes a lot. Not particularly green or blue, unless they are like mostly green, not a gay little line of green.

Say, Jennifer Connelly's eyes.

[url]http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/jennifer+connelly.jpg[/url]

Beautiful Eyes.[/QUOTE]

she's pretty but those eyebrows......yeesh

Yeah. I was telling Madey how you know how to read girls more than she does, and she was like "He only knows how to **** them" and I was like "Yeah, tbh you're probably right."

Girls have eyes? Since when?

I can't read people at all.

Girls aren't a mystery they just do random ****.

Once you accept that they will do random **** and stop caring and start doing random **** back you will own their souls.

My girlfriend has gigantic boobs.

gigantic isn't good

Yeah, gigantic is very unattractive.

Fake=No good

Big is good, though.

Yes, agreed there.

i like my woman friend's breasts to be like rocket launchers

i just found out im accepted in college, i start on tuesday >:D im one of you college kids now

Average > Tiny/Non-existant w/o Microscope > Ginormous

To each his own though.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15215664]i like my woman friend's breasts to be like rocket launchers

i just found out im accepted in college, i start on tuesday >:D im one of you college kids now[/QUOTE]

Rocket launchers :confused: wtf man.

[QUOTE=stevo2112;15215702]Rocket launchers :confused: wtf man.[/QUOTE]

i know man i'm so0o0o0o0o0o0o0 crazy

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;15215664]i like my woman friend's breasts to be like rocket launchers

i just found out im accepted in college, i start on tuesday >:D im one of you college kids now[/QUOTE]
Rocket launchers? You like them to be long, solid cylinders with broad openings?

[QUOTE=Shadows;15215720]Rocket launchers? You like them to be long, solid cylinders with broad openings?[/QUOTE]

yeaaaaaaah.....don't you?

No, I like them to be like breasts.

freak

Semi-gigantic can be good as long as she's not a butterface.

By gigantic I mean DD.

Like, the largest it can be WITHOUT being a grocery bag of fat.

My girlfriend has perfect sized ones :)

[QUOTE=Cain;15215625]My girlfriend has gigantic boobs.[/QUOTE]

Pics or stfu

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy]My girlfriend has perfect sized ones [/quote]

Mine too

Does anyone else find it weird that you are willing posting boob shots of your girl friend.

Yes. Thought better of it.