[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]At work, a Very hot girl, and I mean really superhot, is packing bags at my till to raise money from donations to go on a school visit to Honduras in July...we get talking and I make her laugh a hell of alot, and am all charming and my usual self :p
and she asks for my number at the end of my shift ...so she gets my Number and email address.

I rule.[/QUOTE]

Good work :thumb:

Pics please?


NP: Dragonforce - Soldiers of the Wasteland

What was I supposed to do?
Bring a camera to work in case any hot girls show up?


I'd get arrested!

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]At work, a Very hot girl, and I mean really superhot, is packing bags at my till to raise money from donations to go on a school visit to Honduras in July...we get talking and I make her laugh a hell of alot, and am all charming and my usual self :p
and she asks for my number at the end of my shift ...so she gets my Number and email address.

I rule.[/QUOTE]
You bastard. There are NO hot girls where I work. All the people my age I hate anyway. It's the older people I like to hang around. I hate my job.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]What was I supposed to do?
Bring a camera to work in case any hot girls show up?


I'd get arrested![/QUOTE]


Yes. Its called taking one for the team.

I have to do the normal amount of homework (not very much), finish my college essay/application, maybe do some Christmas shopping, eat some c[SIZE="2"]oo[/SIZE]kies, and then watch football and Family Guy. Should be a good day.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]You bastard. There are NO hot girls where I work. All the people my age I hate anyway. It's the older people I like to hang around. I hate my job.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing, she doesn't even work at my work, she was just packing bags for this fundraising thing.
There are plenty of hot girls where I work though...most are a bit Chavy, unfortunately. By that I mean "doesn't own a Darkthrone album"

[QUOTE=Lunch]I have to do the normal amount of homework (not very much), finish my college essay/application, maybe do some Christmas shopping, eat some c[SIZE="2"]oo[/SIZE]kies, and then watch football and Family Guy. Should be a good day.[/QUOTE]

Family Guy makes any crappy day much better.

and I have to study for the exams :upset:

Im going to go play Xbox. I'll be back in a few hours. Later MX.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Im going to go play Xbox. I'll be back in a few hours. Later MX.[/QUOTE]

wait, wait! Is it Xbox 360?

[QUOTE=Stoic]wait, wait! Is it Xbox 360?[/QUOTE]


I wish.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]That's the thing, she doesn't even work at my work, she was just packing bags for this fundraising thing.
There are plenty of hot girls where I work though...most are a bit Chavy, unfortunately. By that I mean "doesn't own a Darkthrone album"[/QUOTE]
Damn you lucky bastard. I wish America was the kind of place where one could just randomly fall upon a very hot girl.

Plus I have none of that English charm that you in teh UK seem to excel in.

[QUOTE=Stoic]and I have to study for the exams :upset:[/QUOTE]
I know the feeling. :upset:

EDIT: :eek: When did I hit 8k?

Brits: what exactly is a "Chav?"

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Damn you lucky bastard. I wish America was the kind of place where one could just randomly fall upon a very hot girl.

Plus I have none of that English charm that you in teh UK seem to excel in.


I know the feeling. :upset:

EDIT: :eek: When did I hit 8k?[/QUOTE]
It helps if you own a top hat and monocle

NP-Cradle of filth-Lord Abortion

[QUOTE=Cain]Brits: what exactly is a "Chav?"[/QUOTE]
I think a wigger

[QUOTE=Jake]Gilmour, wasn't your brother a member on here once?[/QUOTE]
Thats a different brother

i dont own i top hat but i do own a ver large trench coat and one of those russian fur hats. Everybody calls me a communist even though the soviet union collapsed like 15 years ago...f[i]u[/i]cking idiots

np Skeksis - Strapping Young Lad

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]It helps if you own a top hat and monocle

NP-Cradle of filth-Lord Abortion[/QUOTE]
What are you saying? I should start wearing my glasses?

I'll just get a short duster and cowboy hat and pass myself off as a young Walker Texas Ranger. Now that's AMERICAN charm!

:(

This really makes me laugh. :lol:

[url=http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty]Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts[/url]

[QUOTE=Mr. M, Man of Muzak]I think a wigger
[/QUOTE]
Kind of...just more Dance and Techno music based than Rap.

[QUOTE=Cain]Brits: what exactly is a "Chav?"[/QUOTE]
An english scumbag.

[url=www.chavscum.co.uk]link to scum[/url]

/\/\ that's a top hole beard in your avvy.

NP-Radiohead-street spirit

What?

NP: nothing

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick years ago was the tool used by the state of Texas to execute people. George W had to quit the use of it because it was too awesome of a way to be executed. It was so awesome that the murder rate spiked for a few years because people just wanted the chance to be roundhoused by Chuck. Chuck was enraged by W's decision so much that he roundhouse kicked his mother Barbara to death. The Barbara we see today is actually an android.

/shows off name change
What is happening?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]At work, a Very hot girl, and I mean really superhot, is packing bags at my till to raise money from donations to go on a school visit to Honduras in July...we get talking and I make her laugh a hell of alot, and am all charming and my usual self :p
and she asks for my number at the end of my shift ...so she gets my Number and email address.

I rule.[/QUOTE]
Has she called you yet?

If not, "I Rule" may be a trifle premature.....

:p

On August 12th of the year 1349, Chuck Norris used the Lord's name in vain. Some priests then tried to burn him at the stake for blasphemy. Right before they would light the fire, God came down and said "Hey as[SIZE=2]sholes, give him a fu[/SIZE]cking break. Its f[SIZE=2]ucking Chuck Norris. Ch[/SIZE]rist." In case you were wondering, when I say "used the Lord's name in vain," the name to which I refer is Chuck Norris.

Nah, she's going to see Gay Coldplay tonight :(

She's really musically varied (Operatic training FTW)and was actually singing Smiths songs with me...
hahaha, that sounds odd when I come to think of it, but people didn't give us funny looks or anything:p


NP-Dekapitator-release the dogs

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]On August 12th of the year 1349, Chuck Norris used the Lord's name in vain. Some priests then tried to burn him at the stake for blasphemy. Right before they would light the fire, God came down and said "Hey as[SIZE=2]sholes, give him a fu[/SIZE]cking break. Its f[SIZE=2]ucking Chuck Norris. Ch[/SIZE]rist." In case you were wondering, when I say "used the Lord's name in vain," the name to which I refer is Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]

...what?

[url]http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty[/url]

Some good laffs for Chuck Norris fans.

I'm gonna get yelled at for this, but who the hell is Chuck Norris?

Hugeass party today too...jazz musician's party. Free flowing beers and drunken jazz at every turn.

Can't get much better than that. :D

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]I'm gonna get yelled at for this, but who the hell is Chuck Norris?

Hugeass party today too...jazz musician's party. Free flowing beers and drunken jazz at every turn.

Can't get much better than that. :D[/QUOTE]
One Word: Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris...

Man, that guy's everywhere.

Hello R&M, having a grand time?
I have an awful back problem, played football for 105 minutes today, so knackering and painful.