but i really want to be batman

i want to be a tourorist

72 virgins are waiting for you bro

how odst josh? me and steve were trying to play zombies with you last night

1 wife and 3 rascals are awaiting me in the motel room

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17527904]how odst josh? me and steve were trying to play zombies with you last night[/QUOTE]

its amazing. way better than the other halo games.

it wasnt me on there then.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17527909]its amazing. way better than the other halo games.
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:lol:

[QUOTE=adb;17527911]:lol:[/QUOTE]

hey maybe actually post what youre meaning instead of a smiley

yeah but i texted you fagboy

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17527914]yeah but i texted you fagboy[/QUOTE]
i dont even know where my phone is

i wish odst was longer because it's clearly the best campaign mode they've done.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17527912]hey maybe actually post what youre meaning instead of a smiley[/QUOTE]

Halo CE is untouchable

ODST is better than Halo 3 but pretty sure it should be right?

adb hasnt played it

[QUOTE=adb;17527917]Halo CE is untouchable

ODST is better than Halo 3 but pretty sure it should be right?[/QUOTE]

i guess

odst looks way better, guns are better, campaign/story is much better, and firefight mode is the best game mode since nazi zombies.

did you ever beat resident evil? you should get live for a month so we can chill bro

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17527903]72 virgins are waiting for you bro[/QUOTE]
the only downside

who wants 72 virgins? cant they be half sluts or something i mean think of how boring the awkwardness would be you wouldnt even want to touch the 72nd

[QUOTE=chuffed;17527919]adb hasnt played it[/QUOTE]

[I]shuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuup[/I]

I've watched my brother play it

that counts right?

[QUOTE=adb;17527926][I]shuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuup[/I]

I've watched my brother play it

that counts right?[/QUOTE]
no.

i could probably keep myself entertained for eternity with 72 virgins tbh

yo anthony when you shipping out bro

speaking of, my brother is one of the biggest Halo fanboys in history

his room is like a monument of various Halo crap

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17527933]i could probably keep myself entertained for eternity with 72 virgins tbh[/QUOTE]

breed until they bleed

not til like january february dude. still on waivers. if i wasnt such an elite specimen machine of a god of a man i wouldnt even be able to get in at all with my criminal offense history. but im already like, guaranteed in, theyre already getting me placed into spec ops and everything. just have to go through the motions of the waiver, which is just waiting for months.

yeah im gonna talk to my recruiter on special ops and be like "this guy i know has like 30 felonies and is getting into spec ops, so tell me how i get in"

austin why dont you just become a chef

haha, i dont have any felonies tho! thanks to awesome timing and spreading my offenses out into like 7 different cities ive only got misdemeanors.

basically, if you can 65 pushups, 70 situps, and 10 pullups in a minute, and run 2 miles without stopping, you can get in. theyll let practically anyone try who wants to, but 90% will quit before they finish. i just got accepted by dominating everyone physically and constantly bugging them about it. they like it when youre determined and whatnot.

The military is pretty much a guaranteed career in a time of economic uncertainty, why not go for it?

ive already spent wayy too much of my short life obsessed with finding ways to make money and executing them. i just want an exciting profession. money is a bonus.

living for money is no way to live

[QUOTE]basically, if you can 65 pushups, 70 situps, and 10 pullups in a minute, and run 2 miles without stopping[/QUOTE]

running wouldn't be a problem, but i'd have to train for the others. how does it work though, after you take the asvab don't you go directly to your job classifier?

I saw someone today at my school that looked like adb but with blonde hair