as long as they're hot right?

hm let me think. one time when i was drunk i punched my friend in the face with my middle finger and yelled f'uck you. i broke his front tooth...

[quote=iluvatar;17241201]one time i had probably about a liter worth of jager and decided that this bucket would make a really awesome hat, but it ended up being the puke bucket for the night.

I love jager[/quote]

rofl

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=27966422007&subj=751002404

idk if thisll work but yeah

half a gallon of whiskey = very drunk mappy

oh god i have never seen anyone drunker than mappy

YOU GONNA DIVE INTO MY DICK

was the bucket story at a party?

ya man it was pretty bad. like 5 of us decided to go on a handle of jager run (3 times) and then all of the sudden like 15 people showed up randomly and we were way too blitzed. too much happened that night

i don't drink liquor anymore generally. i remember those times you'd get 3 plastic handles between 15 people and everyone would get f'uckkked. i hate liquor though so i don't miss it. and also the parties i go to have a lot more people so i have to carry a water bottle if i drink liquor which is ok i guess but not really the same

one time i went to the movies after drinking a a bit of vodka

and i spilled my popcorn all over the people in front of me. it was a large basket though so i could get refills still... but they were bummed.

i'm tryin to remember what movie it was...

I generally like parties with 20 or 30 people a lot more than BIG HSINDIGS

me too. but they hardly exist here.

i hate ny

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17241292]I generally like parties with 20 or 30 people a lot more than BIG HSINDIGS[/QUOTE]

same

i pissed in a subway elevator and got a citation for it while i was wasted

also, the first time I got blackout drunk was on my way to a girl talk show in dc. i remember going in and then the next thing I remember was wandering around U street. i assume I got kicked out but I have not even a tiny bit of recollection

The first time I got really drunk was when I was 15 and I almost died that night. My first brush with death was when I drunkenly road a bike home (no idea where I got the bike) and wiped out upwards of 10 times and went straight through a red light and almost got hit by a huge truck. The second and third brushes with death happened when I was sleeping on my back and puked twice. I never drank that much again.

I routinely drink too much.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17241592]The first time I got really drunk was when I was 15 and I almost died that night. My first brush with death was when I drunkenly road a bike home (no idea where I got the bike) and wiped out upwards of 10 times and went straight through a red light and almost got hit by a huge truck. The second and third brushes with death happened when I was sleeping on my back and puked twice. I never drank that much again.[/QUOTE]

As scary as that **** is, it sounds ilarious :lol:

This thread is win.

I'd rather nose an oxy or something instead of drinking.

i'm gay.

i drink about a 375 ml of whiskey a day.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;17241687]I routinely drink too much.[/QUOTE]
hi5

yeah it does rule now that i think about it.

apparently my party alter ego is ken boonly who loves to chug whiskey and 40s in circle pits.

i drink whiskey way too much also

used to get a handle of early times every wednesday

rip summer 07

it's what makes us men chris.
puts hair on our chests.

I use Rogaine.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17243254]used to get a handle of early times every wednesday

rip summer 07[/QUOTE]

Me and my roommate did that one of the first weeks of school. We invited this other kid to hang out in our room. He took one shot and ran to the bathroom and threw up. It was awesome.

i love early times b ut it really makes you appreciate jack daniels

**** that kentucky deluxe for life.

that is legit

Jack Daniels ftw.

justin i am a cheap man, i get a 1/5 of kentucky deluxe and a 2 liter of off-brand cherry cola from food city and i'm getting wild on spending only like $9.