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Bulldog 03-24-2011 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18456297]getting a second job as a tutor[/QUOTE]

[I]Illmitch: piano teacher...tutor...frat brother[/I]

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 02:01 PM

lol

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 02:02 PM

got an application from the library probably wont bother turning it in they wont hire me

TimJim 03-24-2011 02:02 PM

[quote=P13;18456298]@tim and bigdick
I just need a job for the summer whatever I can deal with it



if you even could get close to doing this Iran would like to speak with you[/quote]
haha its actually a comic on my desk, there's a little boy writing "i will not assemble fissile material into a supercritical mass in class." on the chalkboard multiple times, and the school he's standing as well as the town outside is blown up

2muchket! 03-24-2011 02:06 PM

I enjoy my job most of the time, I work with some sound people.

TimJim 03-24-2011 02:07 PM

goddammit i hate it when i think i aced an exam then i get it back and i got a 70% on it

P13 03-24-2011 02:11 PM

yeah that's happened to me a few times

sucks

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 02:12 PM

'yeh same here

P13 03-24-2011 02:13 PM

u shut up we kno u ddotn do exmas

illmitch 03-24-2011 02:13 PM

gonna watch apehoop all day

TimJim 03-24-2011 02:14 PM

http://tinychat.com/stateofthemxforums

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 02:42 PM

no not yet

wait for 4-5 hours

adbforever 03-24-2011 03:15 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456306]got an application from the library probably wont bother turning it in they wont hire me[/QUOTE]

cool defeatist attitude bro

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 03:25 PM

:cool:

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:27 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18456274]a cute girl that works there smiled at me and [font=zapfino]I just melted[/font]([/QUOTE]

this is why you're a virgin dude. don't act like you worship the ground girls walk on. it looks pathetic

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:32 PM

girls suck none of them are good enough for me

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 03:32 PM

im sure he dropped to his knees at the sight of her

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 03:33 PM

not caring is the best thing ever

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:34 PM

i don't worry about girls. if they come to me and i like them i'll get involved with them. every single girlfriend/girl i've fucked/been involved with came onto me.

they're just not a priority to me

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:34 PM

he should tell her she's a vapid whore and not worthy of his time

instant blowjob

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18456376]cool defeatist attitude bro[/QUOTE]


hes being realistic tho

P13 03-24-2011 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18456383]this is why you're a virgin dude. don't act like you worship the ground girls walk on. it looks pathetic[/QUOTE]

twas a joke

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:36 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18456392]he should tell her she's a vapid whore and not worthy of his time

instant blowjob[/QUOTE]no you should treat girls with respect but you should make it clear that you respect yourself and that you aren't willing to change yourself for them. if they realize you will be fine with or without them then they will think you're confident and not some needy bitch.

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 03:36 PM

the girl at the store says hello he creams his pants

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:37 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18456396]no you should treat girls with respect but you should make it clear that you respect yourself and that you aren't willing to change yourself for them. if they realize you will be fine with or without them then they will think you're confident and not some needy bitch.[/QUOTE]

i don't see any instant blowjobs

P13 03-24-2011 03:37 PM

I probably would've died of an aneurism

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:38 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18456399]i don't see any instant blowjobs[/QUOTE]

i've got a date tonight. she asked me out. i've fucked several girls the first day I met them. is that close enough to instant blowjob?

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:40 PM

idk man unless she's on her knees begging for yr dick at first sight i'm not so sureee

McP3000 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

i haz a feeling that your fibbing

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

awwww haz :'(

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

yeah man. i said that i've had sex with girls before and that i'm going out with one tonight.


has to be a lie. i mean that's so unbelievable

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 03:42 PM

I am flying.

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:42 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18456419]I am flying.[/QUOTE]

:o:o

P13 03-24-2011 03:43 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18456414]awwww haz :'([/QUOTE]

I was just getting over it but then you decided to bring it up and ruin everything :upset:

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 03:43 PM

No you believe it.

Angmar 03-24-2011 03:44 PM

Picking up my lady friend tomorrow at noon :)

P13 03-24-2011 03:44 PM

I'm hungry but I've gotten to the point where my hunger hinders me and I don't want to get food so I'll just sit here watching my lecture wasting away

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

if my math is correct i shouldnt expect any lady friends until approximately a month and a half from now

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

im bored as fuck

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

was talking to this girl on the phone last night and she says "well i have a confession to make that may make you not as interested in me"

immediately i thought it was either she had kids, she was a tranny, she has a boyfriend, is married

but it was "i don't have a car right now"



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