I like black men in my p'orn

huge, throbbing, black c'ocks.

/me is a virgin

me too

I prefer lezbo p'orn. I'm not really a fan of seeing a p'enis penetrate a v'agina, unless it's my own p'enis of course.

what's the point of lezzie ****? i for one cannot imagine my clitoris being licked...

and thats why i like my blowjob pr0n

I don't have a clitoris, I just masturbate and watch.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]/me is a virgin[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I don't have a clitoris, I just masturbate and watch.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]and thats why i like my blowjob pr0n[/QUOTE]

fo shizzle. but i still like some pe[COLOR=White]n[/COLOR]is in vag[COLOR=White]i[/COLOR]na action.

I'd rather see some dildo vagina action.

Watching another man's throbbing ***** enter a woman's vagina is a bit unsettling to me.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Watching another man's throbbing ***** enter a woman's vagina is a bit unsettling to me.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, the dudes are always f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking sleezey too

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]1) Wow Dolemite, I laugh at you

2) i ment to put p'orn addiction

3) My first time we only had a purple condum and I felt really silly, but we did the cowgirl position (I wouldn't fit any other way, it was hard because me and my girlfriend have a huge hieght difference and it was also her first time) so I was happy.[/QUOTE]
i am horrid. but at least i've done it! HA HA HA :in Ogre voice: NERDS!!!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I'd rather see some dildo vagina action.[/QUOTE]

different strokes for different folks.

I do it all the time with my girlfriend. It's not big deal really. It's just sex. OMGZ.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Agreed, the dudes are always f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking sleezey too[/QUOTE]

maybe if you watch cheap ****. i watch stuff with class. :cool:

Ron White scetch:

"I had this friend who was a complete bigot, would always say things like why don't them gays just get out of the country! And I would say, shutup, you don't know anything, and I for one know that every man is gay."

"Well I aint gay!"

"Yes you are, and I can prove it."

"Well go ahead"

"Well, do only watch lesbian ****? No! I like to see a man and a woman making love. Well, do you like the men to have small flaccid p'enises?"

"NO! I like big, hard, throbbing co-I did not know that about myself"

Hahahahaha, I saw that on Comedy Central, it was hilarious.

My friend Garrett puts on some form of that blue comedy tour everytime we're intoxicated. I hate it, Blue Comedy Tour Rides Again sucks, and only a few of the guys in the origional one are good. So we just all pray he puts on his Ron White DVD, its soo funny.

Ron White is the funniest out of those Blue Collar Comedy guys. By far.

Ron White is hilarious. The other 3 blow, ESPECIALLY Larry the Cable Guy.

The guy from Weezer hasn't gotten laid in 2 years

"Git 'R Done"

//Shoots himself in the face

On a completely different note, Fugazi are great.

i dont thing jeff foxworthy is funny, his jokes are really mean to his fans. and he sucks. and he called me a ****** once. while i was working. right as i was about to go to a black panther meeting

I don't think ANYONE in Weezer has gotten laid in 2 years.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]The guy from Weezer hasn't gotten laid in 2 years[/QUOTE]

:confused:

He could get so much underaged tail.

Underaged "emo" girls who wear those stupid black frame glasses.

True.