cant sleep either really, watching arrested development now

phonesare stupid

sleeping is stupid

over 1/3 of my life is spent doin it

666/666ths of my life are spent being elite

tryin to compete

u cant, im 2 fly

2 legit 2 quit

2 hyphy 4 lyphy

lol

don't laugh at me, m insecure1

just talked to that girl for 40 min. she says she wants to go out drinking tomorrow if i can. i told her i have a marketing project i have to do so i might not be able to.

what should i do guys? work on the marketing project or go out drinking with a hot girl who is showing interest in me

be brent or go out with hot girl uh

clearly brent

just watched memento

holy fuck

getting drunk

shared a bottle of la fin du monde w/ my cousin and her bf

that beer is so fucking good

talked to a real life girl the other day

it was [I][COLOR="Red"]d[/COLOR][COLOR="SeaGreen"]r[/COLOR][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]e[/COLOR][COLOR="Orange"]a[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]m[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"]y[/COLOR][/I]

you mean she actually talked to you? it wasnt just you talking to her??

seb is an attractive young male

lasses all over his dick 24/7

when i look out the basement window i can sometimes see girls walking down the sidewalk

u ever seen up a skirt

going to see godspeed saturday, so my mom starts asking me all these questions about black sabbath cuz she thought they were the same band

arne't they? :confused:

going on a date with some girl tonight. i told her i needed to clean my car and my room and she said "your [I]room?[/I] aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? (i'm just kidding. do it.)"

she wants my semen in her stomach

bring her into a tiny chat

pixxxx

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455916]bring her into a tiny chat[/QUOTE]

lol

"hey baby these are my internet friends who i spend an unhealthy amount of time talking to"

lol

i've always wanted to sleep with a girl and steal her purse while she's sleeping

I've stolen money.

Never a purse I'm not a complete tosser.

i've stolen ipods, xbox controllers, dvds from frat houses and hocked them for bags

not to mention countless bags of weed, cases of beer and bottles of liquor

theft talk

used to always go to wal mart and steal dvds. it's ridiculously easy.

nowadays i don't steal much. last time i stole something i was at a party with rachel (some kids she knew) and i saw a sealed copy of Chrono Trigger and a DS sitting out and I asked her if she cared if I took it and she didn't. So I did.

[QUOTE=blockhead;18455954]i've stolen ipods, xbox controllers, dvds from frat houses and hocked them for bags

not to mention countless bags of weed, cases of beer and bottles of liquor[/QUOTE]

Ipods, tv remotes, phones, money, clothes and also countless amount of booze from parties.

The best one has to be two of my best mates went to this party only vaguely knew the girl whose house it was and one of our bros got them the invite. They ended up insulting everyone pretty much there, put a massive hole in the bath and one of them got with this girl and fucked her, then proceeded to steal her phone and bail with my other mate. He ended up going out with this girl two weeks later and they were together for 3 years hahahaha.

crazy brits

sometimes i piss on the floor on purpose at parties. might start sink pissing.

man how i long for friends like you guys

I've only taken a few 20 dollar bills from a cash stash in my house, but I'm not sure if I consider that "stealing".

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im on mics and shits