[QUOTE=Ihatehate][SIZE=5][B]SURPRISE SUCKAS[/B][B]![/B][/SIZE]


I'm back.
=)[/QUOTE]

Go away again.

[QUOTE=REINER]Punch her in the ovaries.[/QUOTE]
I would think the uterus would be better.

Peter's sister only has 1 ovary.

Matt ated the other one

A uni-ovary. GROSS.

Haha, ovary eating, is that a new sport in the world of "competitive eating"?

Matt ate my dessert too.

Bye bye Community Thread. I am going for a run.

I hit a Royal Flush in Poker but everyone folded.

I was pwning underage n00bs on isketch cause life is slow.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I hit a Royal Flush in Poker but everyone folded.[/QUOTE]

Da[SIZE=2]m[/SIZE]n!

Real Life poker>internet poker

I won $25 the other night, it was awesome.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Go away again.[/QUOTE]

That was cold.



On a funny total differnt note then anyone else's conversation.
I just recently found out a girl I liked is now single, and I told her I liked her.


I now regret every liking her.

IamnofeeblChrist: I would admit to how much I like you and so on, but I told Colin I wouldn't go out with anyone for 2 weeks.
loaded godcompIx: magic.
IamnofeeblChrist: Um.
IamnofeeblChrist: Okay?
loaded godcompIx: I KNOW.
loaded godcompIx: i have a flying ***.
loaded godcompIx: it's awesome.

I feel stupid now.

That conversation made no sense.

Then go out with her in 2 weeks?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Then go out with her in 2 weeks?[/QUOTE]

I may work on going out with her hugly obese bestfriend.


All though it's funny to see her skank.
For obvious reasons.



=)

She sounds like an idiot.



And I've been painting for about an hour. So I'm about to take a shower.



And I almost made a thread in the pit, just copying and pasting the "guts" story, but I figured that none of the pitgoers are smart enough to read the whole thing, so I'd just get a bunch of tl;dr's.

I havn't bathed for 4 or 5 days I believe.



Alot of Fable in my system.

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]I may work on going out with her hugly obese bestfriend.[/QUOTE]

....? :confused:

Ihatehate is trying to be a crusty.

Is trying to get with a 'hugly obese' girl crusty?

No, not bathing for 4-5 days is being a crusty.

It seems like a regular thing to brag about not showering for a week here :thumb:

I smell because I was running a little while ago. eeeeeewwww.

I would die if I didn't bathe for 4-5 days. I start to get an aroma after about a day and a half.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]I would die if I didn't bathe for 4-5 days. I start to get an aroma after about a day and a half.[/QUOTE]
I'm a natural born crustie, cause I have no body odor. I've gone weeks without showering before, yet girls still wanted the Atomicmeister. :lol:

...or maybe it's that I'm just that cool, that my cool-ness overpowers my BO. :naughty:

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Ihatehate is trying to be a crusty.[/QUOTE]
Nigga please, I was born Crusty.


It's called being born a black man.






:cool:

:lol:

I get body odor quickly. Or my new deodorant sucks.

My hair gets really oily if I don't shower

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]....? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Fat girls rule.

I hate skinny girls. I don't go for 'hugly obese' though. Somewhere in the middle.

I don't like anorexic looking girls. I don't like fat girls either. I like that nice spot in the middle.

I'd say I easily prefer fat over skinny, barring extremely fat.

I really don't care about weight.
She just happens to be fat.
I usually just go out with depressed girls because I play Grunge music and write poetry.

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]:lol:

I get body odor quickly. Or my new deodorant sucks.[/QUOTE]
hahahahah i dont have body odar

I'm the only one here who smells :upset:.

And I wouldn't go out with a depressed chick if she was to depressed to have teh secks.

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]I'd say I easily prefer fat over skinny, barring extremely fat.[/QUOTE]
Same, I like alittle meaty but not like fatty attack.

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]I'm the only one here who smells :upset:.

And I wouldn't go out with a depressed chick if she was to depressed to have teh secks.[/QUOTE]
No one is depressed in love unless they are married, duder. Or in love with their sister being force fed or something.

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]I really don't care about weight.
She just happens to be fat.
I usually just go out with depressed girls because I play Grunge music and write poetry.[/QUOTE]
my girlfriends an absolute babe......

...but she's sitting right behind me, so i have to say that

Crazy ******s

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Same, I like alittle meaty but not like fatty attack.[/QUOTE]

123

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin Like a Sand ******]Crazy fine african american gentlemens[/QUOTE]

Sand niggars> African American gentlemen

[QUOTE=time bomb]my girlfriends an absolute babe......

...but she's sitting right behind me, so i have to say that[/QUOTE]


So true, we're like twinz.