shut up jaundice

*IPukeBlood

i want a handjob

I got one at the doctor's office the other day.

I want xanax.

no you don't you want Tylenol that s[B]h[/B]it is sooo good

i wanna start a rock band

i want a handjob on xanax

handjobs and xanax are both kind of boring

i would never turn them down, however.

blowjobs on blow

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488714]blowjobs on blow[/QUOTE]

i want this forever forever forever

just trying to get my dick wet

same basically

My girlfriend is in Europe for another month and a half, so no sex0rz for me for a while.

pwnt

thats not her theory whilst in europe







jk man i dont know maybe ur gurl is one of those rare nonsluts

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488735]thats not her theory whilst in europe
[/QUOTE]this actually made me lol

yo alex, my friend is going to nola in mid december. i'm tagging along unless i die or something. we should pillage ****.

hell yeah, we'll have to tear some **** apart

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488735]



jk man i dont know maybe ur gurl is one of those rare nonsluts[/QUOTE]



Luckily for me, that's the case.

your gf says hi btw

Aren't you in Canada?

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17488748]Luckily for me, that's the case.[/QUOTE]

good to hear

and nice avatar

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17488760]Aren't you in Canada?[/QUOTE]

nope

non-sluts definitely have their advantages

Yeah, like they don't have STDs.

yeah, and they aren't loose as ****.

hell ya for non sluts

backing dis

i'd like to date a non-slut but i pretty much suck at everything aside from school so that's probably not going to be a possibility in the near future

not with that attitude it won't be :mad:

nonsluts are best unless they're the type who hates sex

rofl steve i had a dream i was on a road trip with you and austin last night. austin talked like donnie darko, it was really weird haha.

i had a girl who was a nonslut once [i call her a nonslut even though she stole ma virginity], it was pretty awesome but she "fell in love" with me and i guess that kinda ruined it

I'm not going to comment on whether I date sluts or non-sluts because hypothetically if I have dated a "slut" I would not use that term to refer to a girl that I have respect and/or feelings for.

I hate to sound all mature and all but you need to watch what you say sometimes.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488836]i had a girl who was a nonslut once [i call her a nonslut even though she stole ma virginity], it was pretty awesome but she "fell in love" with me and i guess that kinda ruined it[/QUOTE]

isnt that kind of the point

[QUOTE=masscows;17488835]rofl steve i had a dream i was on a road trip with you and austin last night. austin talked like donnie darko, it was really weird haha.[/QUOTE]


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

That's pretty amazing.

austin's voice is very very normal irl

it wasn't his voice, it was the **** he said. he was yelling at a forest ranger at a rest stop saying very donnie darko things lol.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17488840]isnt that kind of the point[/QUOTE]

yeah maybe when you're in your 20s.. i wasnt. i kinda just wanted to have a good time and enjoy life but she got really romantic and love-oriented on me.