[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]YES!

Irish: Only you and I can get calculus jokes. :lol:

I remember last week we were discussing "lame math pickup lines," and I think the best was mine:

Baby, if you were the function:

f(x) = [U]2x^2 -4[/U]
x^2-9

where we let x=[U]+[/U]3, that would be my love for you.

/waits to see if irish gets it

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Thirty...thirty two?

[QUOTE=irishslappop]you want me to post a crazy sex fest of me and my gf? that will be really risque. ive been looking to get banned acually:lol:


jk[/QUOTE]


pornography? with you in it? hmmmmm

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]YES!

Irish: Only you and I can get calculus jokes. :lol:

I remember last week we were discussing "lame math pickup lines," and I think the best was mine:

Baby, if you were the function:

f(x) = [U]2x^2 -4[/U]
------> x^2-9

where we let x=[U]+[/U]3, that would be my love for you.

...the --> is to move the denominator over so it's actually under the numerator. :p

/waits to see if irish gets it

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


um... 0?

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]YES!

Irish: Only you and I can get calculus jokes. :lol:

I remember last week we were discussing "lame math pickup lines," and I think the best was mine:

Baby, if you were the function:

f(x) = [U]2x^2 -4[/U]
------> x^2-9

where we let x=[U]+[/U]3, that would be my love for you.

...the --> is to move the denominator over so it's actually under the numerator. :p

/waits to see if irish gets it

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
oh god :lol: haha

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]:lol:

That would be insane.

By the way, irish; STFU! ;)

No, Kim just let some MXers see her "private" photo album on Photobucket (she caved into the pressure or something, I don't know...I didn't really pay attention) and now she regrets it because there were some pictures up there similar to a "sexy" magazine's add "risque factor," I guess we could say?

/has no idea how to put it

So anyway, Kim, where do you find all the bass-related stuff you have, like the necklace I saw in one other pic and those mysterious bass panties?

:thumb:
-Gav [/Quote]
gets some merch from [url]www.Uglybassplayer.com[/url], got the necklace off of ebay, theres some stuff i got from a musician's merch cat, can't quite remember what it was called though

panties shall remain mysterious

[QUOTE=theosd]um... 0?[/QUOTE]


infinity silly

Well, I'm headin' out guys.

Nice to meet you Kim (if I haven't met you before?)

I will spam more tomorrow.

Besides my basses and amps and stuff, I don't think I actually own any bass related merchandise...


I want a P-Funk tshirt, though...

[QUOTE=theosd]um... 0?[/QUOTE]

Actually, if it was +/- 3 squared, the answer would be 9 either way, so we would have zero in our denominator, and we all know what that means:

UNDEFINED!

If you graph it that "line," it would "shoot" up and down at x=3 and x=-3 to infinity, then resume back where it was on the original path...

Asymptotes help, too. :p

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Mr_Soup]Is someone a little grumpy now?






...wanna cookie?[/QUOTE]


feels a little better

and yes, is grumpy... :upset:

Kim

Can I pretend to be interested in you just to come over and play your basses and then decide Im gay and cant live that lie anymore and leave with one of em?

[QUOTE=aMindlessMuse]feels a little better

and yes, is grumpy... :upset:[/QUOTE]

someone needs a group hug!!!!!!
















me.:upset:

[QUOTE=aMindlessMuse]feels a little better

and yes, is grumpy... :upset:[/QUOTE]
D'y....d'you want some ice cream?

Huh?

Want some ice cream?


You can get a waffle cone...


And sprinkles...

hey gav hypthetical situation (note im not going to do this and never would, ever. for more than one reason)
i post a 24 minute vid of me and my gf having sex. what kinda ban would i recieve?

[QUOTE=irishslappop]oh god :lol: haha[/QUOTE]

Honorable mention:

I'll be the numerator...you be the denominator, if you know what I mean...:naughty:

^ "I want you on top of me" for you non-mathematically linguistic people out there in casual land. :D

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Mr_Soup]D'y....d'you want some ice cream?

Huh?

Want some ice cream?


You can get a waffle cone...


And sprinkles...[/QUOTE]


no waffle cones! they is the devil!

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Actually, if it was +/- 3 squared, the answer would be 9 either way, so we would have zero in our denominator, and we all know what that means:

UNDEFINED!

If you graph it that "line," it would "shoot" up and down at x=3 and x=-3 to infinity, then resume back where it was on the original path...

Asymptotes help, too. :p

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Yeh, but that means 0 to me and according to common sense, despite what mathematic theorists believe (read: make up)

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Actually, if it was +/- 3 squared, the answer would be 9 either way, so we would have zero in our denominator, and we all know what that means:

UNDEFINED!

If you graph it that "line," it would "shoot" up and down at x=3 and x=-3 to infinity, then resume back where it was on the original path...

Asymptotes help, too. :p

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

gets it but doesnt understand how its a pickup line :confused:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Honorable mention:

I'll be the numerator...you be the denominator
-Gav[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: thats a funny one

[QUOTE=irishslappop]hey gav hypthetical situation (note im not going to do this and never would, ever. for more than one reason)
i post a 24 minute vid of me and my gf having sex. what kinda ban would i recieve?[/QUOTE]

Um... you'd probably by banned from having a girlfriend.. imposed by your girlfriend..

[QUOTE=irishslappop]hey gav hypthetical situation (note im not going to do this and never would, ever. for more than one reason)
i post a 24 minute vid of me and my gf having sex. what kinda ban would i recieve?[/QUOTE]

Perm...no questions asked. Possibly even an IP ban if we asked MX himself, but you'd definitely receive a perm.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Mr_Soup]D'y....d'you want some ice cream?

Huh?

Want some ice cream?


You can get a waffle cone...


And sprinkles...[/QUOTE]

:lol:
I love the casual.... to a vague extent that is

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Perm...no questions asked. Possibly even an IP ban if we asked MX himself, but you'd definitely receive a perm.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
:lol: thought so.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Perm...no questions asked. Possibly even an IP ban if we asked MX himself, but you'd definitely receive a perm.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
Hypothetically, of course.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Perm...no questions asked. Possibly even an IP ban if we asked MX himself, but you'd definitely receive a perm.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


Poor guy... I think that's a bit extreme.



Surely a mullet would be punishment enough?

Guess that means you have to email it to my gmail and not tell anyone irish..

[QUOTE=aMindlessMuse]:lol:
I love the casual.... to a vague extent that is[/QUOTE]
see, now they feel guilty for begging for it.

[QUOTE=theosd]Yeh, but that means 0 to me and according to common sense, despite what mathematic theorists believe (read: make up)[/QUOTE]

Yes, math is competely made up...that's why science, technology, and society as a whole is as it is now...because of some random lucky guesses that happen to have been exact values.

Math built the skyscrapers you see in the city, allowed for the medicine you take to be cured to exist, and even programs/built the computer you're using right now...math if everywhere. Everything is numbers, hence why I love math.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=theosd]Poor guy... I think that's a bit extreme.



Surely a mullet would be punishment enough?[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=irishslappop]see, now they feel guilty for begging for it.[/QUOTE]
You're just mad cuz you got here late.


;)

well folks im going to sign off for the night. enjoy your lives!


i really hope someone says goodbye to me....

fuck i needto shave ill be back in like......idk 5 minutes

[QUOTE=progmegood]well folks im going to sign off for the night. enjoy your lives!


i really hope someone says goodbye to me....[/QUOTE]
:wave:






*hopes Gav's spam-spotter is off*

*sigh* its late and im off to bed

later MX

[QUOTE=aMindlessMuse]gets it but doesnt understand how its a pickup line :confused:[/QUOTE]

A mathematician's way of saying "I love you infinitely."

Another lame thing: I go to Catholic school (I'm not Catholic...or Christian...but an atheist...anyway...>_>...<_<...), and my math teacher has a poster about the Christian God described mathematically:

"Let G equal God and x equal His Being:

G = x/0"

I think that's so lame myself. :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=progmegood]well folks im going to sign off for the night. enjoy your lives!


i really hope someone says goodbye to me....[/QUOTE]

good night

Im scared if I get an unlined fretless Ill never play fretted or slap again...

[QUOTE=aMindlessMuse]*sigh* its late and im off to bed

later MX[/QUOTE]
Nos vemos.


:wave:

prog .... nooooo what about king crimson?

[QUOTE=Mr_Soup]You're just mad cuz you got here late.


;)[/QUOTE]
[quote=irishslappop]
i post a 24 minute vid of me and my gf having sex. [/quote]

:lol: