mine just did

they stagger the outrage

[quote=SlightlyEpic;17799120]in the uk it rains every single day

**** yeah[/quote]
it was so nice :')

also nah not EVERY day

yes it does.

really the only annoying thing about it is it sometimes not updating consistently

and the whole thing they had where you had two separate lists of updates, one with people you "chose" (although i never really figured that out) and one with everybody

[quote=illmitch;17799133]really the only annoying thing about it is it sometimes not updating consistently

and the whole thing they had where you had two separate lists of updates, one with people you "chose" (although i never really figured that out) and one with everybody[/quote]
no the news feed was like TODAY'S TOP STORIES and the live feed was like people updating their status like right when youre watching


happy: orlly

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=2a7ad7bfc77f142f8c9e7c56ba37815f10bb56641379462f

i wonder how big those files must be

dling it ALL

[QUOTE=TimJim;17799127]it was so nice :')

also nah not EVERY day[/QUOTE]

[B][size=8]EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.[/size][/B]

z

[QUOTE=TimJim;17799140]no the news feed was like TODAY'S TOP STORIES and the live feed was like people updating their status like right when youre watching


happy: orlly[/QUOTE]

yeah i just realized that they changed it to that

which i like more than the last thing

[quote=SlightlyEpic;17799144][B][SIZE=8]EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.[/SIZE][/B]

z[/quote]damn then i was indoors alot :(

if by doors you mean a place that isnt britain

I once went out with this girl named Steve. Now I realise that Steve was a weird name for a girl so I just thought that it must be short for Stevely or Steviosa. Anyway, I met Steve at a Bring Me the Horizon concert. She had straight black hair, lovely blue eyes with eyeliner surrounding them and she was wearing tight red skinny leg jeans. It was love at first sight. So I went over to Steve and flirted with her. During the concert we moshed together, screamed out Oli's name together (I only did this to fit in, but anyway) and we swore like sailors like all rebelious teenagers do. At the end of the concert Steve gave me her number and told me to call her.

One week later I called Steve and asked if she wanted to do something. She said yeah and we went to see a movie. Steve said we should see The Eye because it looks good. I secretly thought that it looked like American-ised remake crap that will obviously be nowhere near as good as the original but Steve wanted to see it so we did. About half way through the movie I put my arm around Steve's shoulder. She looked at me and smiled. We then continued watching the movie. It sucked, but I was getting somewhere with Steve and that's all that matters.

I had been dating Steve for a month before we first made out. On that day Steve arrived at my house early in the morning. Steve was crying because some bullies beat the **** out of her for wearing eyeliner. I don't why a bully would be the crap out of a girl for wearing eyeliner, but I did know that I would **** those bullies up the next time I saw them. Anyway, Steve spent the rest of the day in my arms while I comforted her. Right before she went home we started making out. Her lips weren't very soft, but who cares, I loved Steve and that's all that matters.

After dating for six months Steve and I finally decided to take the next step. I invited her over on a Friday night. My parents had gone out to watch my sister to perform in some play so Steve and I would be all alone. Steve arrived exactly on time. We went to my room. When in there Steve took off my shirt and pushed me onto the bed. I like an aggressive girl so I went along with it. After a few minutes Steve asked for a condom. I couldn't work out why she would need a condom so I asked. Steve then pulled down her pants only to reveal a massive hard white **** and testicles covered in black pubes. It turns out Steve was a guy.

So why do I dislike this album? Simple, because all Bring Me The Horizon fans wear eyeliner, have long straight hair and wear female suited clothing regardless of their gender, and that makes it really hard to pick up chicks at concert when they look exactly the same as the guys.

One last thing, this album also contains terrible vocals, some decent but generic Deathcore riffing, a horrible drum sound and atrocious lyrics.

tl;dr

i still expect huge paragraphs to turn into bel air

i lol'd at that story

cool story bro

[QUOTE=AA-12;17799173]I once went out with this girl named Steve. Now I realise that Steve was a weird name for a girl so I just thought that it must be short for Stevely or Steviosa. Anyway, I met Steve at a Bring Me the Horizon concert. She had straight black hair, lovely blue eyes with eyeliner surrounding them and she was wearing tight red skinny leg jeans. It was love at first sight. So I went over to Steve and flirted with her. During the concert we moshed together, screamed out Oli's name together (I only did this to fit in, but anyway) and we swore like sailors like all rebelious teenagers do. At the end of the concert Steve gave me her number and told me to call her.

One week later I called Steve and asked if she wanted to do something. She said yeah and we went to see a movie. Steve said we should see The Eye because it looks good. I secretly thought that it looked like American-ised remake crap that will obviously be nowhere near as good as the original but Steve wanted to see it so we did. About half way through the movie I put my arm around Steve's shoulder. She looked at me and smiled. We then continued watching the movie. It sucked, but I was getting somewhere with Steve and that's all that matters.

I had been dating Steve for a month before we first made out. On that day Steve arrived at my house early in the morning. Steve was crying because some bullies beat the **** out of her for wearing eyeliner. I don't why a bully would be the crap out of a girl for wearing eyeliner, but I did know that I would **** those bullies up the next time I saw them. Anyway, Steve spent the rest of the day in my arms while I comforted her. Right before she went home we started making out. Her lips weren't very soft, but who cares, I loved Steve and that's all that matters.

After dating for six months Steve and I finally decided to take the next step. I invited her over on a Friday night. My parents had gone out to watch my sister to perform in some play so Steve and I would be all alone. Steve arrived exactly on time. We went to my room. When in there Steve took off my shirt and pushed me onto the bed. I like an aggressive girl so I went along with it. After a few minutes Steve asked for a condom. I couldn't work out why she would need a condom so I asked. Steve then pulled down her pants only to reveal a massive hard white **** and testicles covered in black pubes. It turns out Steve was a guy.

So why do I dislike this album? Simple, because all Bring Me The Horizon fans wear eyeliner, have long straight hair and wear female suited clothing regardless of their gender, and that makes it really hard to pick up chicks at concert when they look exactly the same as the guys.

One last thing, this album also contains terrible vocals, some decent but generic Deathcore riffing, a horrible drum sound and atrocious lyrics.[/QUOTE]

ahahaha that was awesome

possibly my favorite review ever

i shed tears when i think of it

me and my friends were broing out so hard to the Suicide Season album the other day

i wish oli would join a better deathcore band like despised icon or something. his vocals make me cum bukketz

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17799144][B][size=8]EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.[/size][/B]

z[/QUOTE]

Truth

cloudy skies n rain rule

good morning

class says in unison:

[I]good morning mr. doble[/I]

what'd you get, like 3-4 hours of sleep?

2

i feel like poop

damn bro

[QUOTE=AA-12;17799208]i wish oli would join a better deathcore band like despised icon or something. his vocals make me cum bukketz[/QUOTE]

His vocals wouldn't fit something like that. If BMTH still sounded how they did on Count My Blessings, I'd be happy, but ya. He's def moar suited for a melodeath-ish band than a hardcore-ish band.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17799235]His vocals wouldn't fit something like that. If BMTH still sounded how they did on Count My Blessings, I'd be happy, but ya. He's def moar suited for a melodeath-ish band than a hardcore-ish band.[/QUOTE]

is CMB good?

my nephew woke me up by screaming

I have my oats and Curtis Mayfield I will survive this morning

while you were sleeping i was walking ten miles and ironically fistpumping to GG Allin

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17799220]cloudy skies n rain rule[/QUOTE]

they ****ing suck

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17799241]while you were sleeping i was walking ten miles and ironically fistpumping to GG Allin[/QUOTE]

this might be linked to my dream somehow

but I can't remember

the only thing i remember about my dream from last night was something about

my friend had a gameboy and i looked to see if the batteries were in it, and they were, and that somehow meant that he was regularly having sex with girls

and i was like lol how's this ugly nigga putting batteries in his gameboy everyday

I often fall asleep watching Married With Children and dream about Al Bundy

I typically fall asleep watching Family Matters or The Cosby Show

whats with ur dig bro that album disappointed me

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17799245]the only thing i remember about my dream from last night was something about

my friend had a gameboy and i looked to see if the batteries were in it, and they were, and that somehow meant that he was regularly having sex with girls

and i was like lol how's this ugly nigga putting batteries in his gameboy everyday[/QUOTE]

haha

I rarely remember my dreams.

I fall asleep watching the news.

I like to stay up all night watching the news while sitting in a yoga position on my bed

I haven't had a night like that in a long time, tho

I usually watch Sportscenter before going to bed because its the only thing on at 3am

The only time I fall asleep with my TV on is when I am wasted. Sometime last week I was drunk and fell asleep halfway through Trailer Park Boys.