so i got my d sucked by this girl i didn't know and found out later that she believes in god

then i read something in a magazine earlier that said girls who believe in a religion have way more sex statistically

i think i might have to reconsider some of my theories about life

those kind of studies are dumb alex

it's all relative to the individual

and of course

[SIZE="5"][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][B][I][U]demographics[/U][/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

you cant argue with demographics adb

i hope you're right, brent

i don't want to have to stop thinking that religion is destroying humanity

i made this girl an atheist by giving her my d in her mouth

"there must not be a god if theres d's this disgusting"

oh oh

i once converted a girl to lesbianism from sticking my d in her mouth

Slavic paganism!

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17729963]"there must not be a god if theres d's this disgusting"[/QUOTE]

[I][B]jesus christ [/B][/I]

Some guy I went to the pub with last night had just been dumped by his gf of 5 years because she decided she was a lesbian and has run away with a 40 year old woman who has an 18 year old daughter.

He's taking it surprisingly well.

I just got a package in the mail that has "NMH" written on it

better open this now

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17729957]you cant argue with demographics adb[/QUOTE]

damn straight fool

damn. that sucks

thats why i dont let my girl go outside. no chance of running away.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17729984]I just got a package in the mail that has "NMH" written on it

better open this now[/QUOTE]

Its full of anthrax.


Not the band one.

gotta chain her up inside

i opened it up , it's a book about neutral milk hotel


sweet

didnt you just get one of those

this is the same one, it just never came in the mail until now

score

there's a thing on the back about them putting on a live show so intimidating that the fans didn't want to be any where near them

that can't possibly be true, i'd bet my life that every one in NMH is a boring, socially awkward loser

[IMG]http://blog.silive.com/marooned/2008/02/large_neutral%20milk%20hotel.jpg[/IMG]

decide for yourself

I wouldn't **** wit'em

mangum looks like a christian rock band vocalist

Indie and Christianity are permanently linked in my mind

it's a long story

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17730003]there's a thing on the back about them putting on a live show so intimidating that the fans didn't want to be any where near them

that can't possibly be true, i'd bet my life that every one in NMH is a boring, socially awkward loser[/QUOTE]

Yeah man they put a girl at the front of the crowd and no-one could go near her.

pretty sure the guy in the back with the blanket is Elim

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17729999]this is the same one, it just never came in the mail until now[/QUOTE]

I lol'd

who sent it to you?

[QUOTE]pretty sure the guy in the back with the blanket is Elim[/QUOTE]

it is