[QUOTE=BuddyBigsby]America can kill both of you.[/QUOTE]
9/11 lol

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]9/11 lol[/QUOTE]
iraqi liberation more of a lol

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]9/11 lol[/QUOTE]I think we proved that we own this planet with Horishima and Nagisaki along with the attempted genocides of different ethnicities throughout the world that were only stopped by our laziness.

[QUOTE=shane italian]I think we proved that we own this planet with Horishima and Nagisaki along with the attempted genocides of different ethnicities throughout the world that were only stopped by our laziness.[/QUOTE]
don't forget our indirect spread of carcinogens throughought the world

dude america is consistently pwning the world, usually by default :smash:

We have presidents who bomb pharmaceutical factories but only get busted for getting head.

we have politicians who write books on beastiality rape...

...who then get elected into office

pwned

But seriously, why do poeple in England and Canada brag about their lack of violent crimes? That just means we'll pwn them in war because they're all p'ussies.

North Korea could pwn the U.S with all of their huge bombs dawg.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

well at least we'll have canada to save us

;)

North Korea is the size of Massachusetts, so no.

It's not the size that matters, it's the motion of the bombs.

if nk launched a nuke at the us

the us would dominate with no regard for innocents

Think about what you're saying. Even if they hit DC, intel and s'hit would be ready for that with no doubt in my mind, and one bomb is only going to graze our population.

One bomb would devastate North Korea.

That's if they launched it at the population. They could just as easily take out the power generators and such and f'uck the country over. Bomb niagara falls, and the U.S and Canada are crippled.

[QUOTE=shane italian]But seriously, why do poeple in England and Canada brag about their lack of violent crimes? That just means we'll pwn them in war because they're all p'ussies.[/QUOTE]
We ruled the world for 200 years. We had the biggest empire of all time. We had massacre after massacre and genocide after genocide. We invented the concentration camp.

You're just copying.

you got pwned by Gandhi

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]We ruled the world for 200 years. We had the biggest empire of all time. We had massacre after massacre and genocide after genocide. We invented the concentration camp.

You're just copying.[/QUOTE]If you had the biggest empire of all time, why couldn't you beat some colonists?

[QUOTE=shane italian]If you had the biggest empire of all time, why couldn't you beat some colonists?[/QUOTE]
We were too busy killing brown people. I'm sure as an American you can understand that.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]We were too busy killing brown people. I'm sure as an American you can understand that.[/QUOTE]Oh for sure. Killing them spooks takes it out of you.

yeah

i'd say rev war was really just pwning yourself

But seriously, just admit that we own the world these days, regardless of who did in the past or who will in the future.

Yeah, even the U.N is America's b'itch.

if we didn't rule so much why would so many countries and organisations wanna take us down?

God damn I hate this conversation.

ILL BLOOD

[QUOTE=shane italian]Oh for sure. Killing them spooks takes it out of you.[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it, they're just so more-ish.
[QUOTE=shane italian]shane italian]But seriously, just admit that we own the world these days, regardless of who did in the past or who will in the future.[/QUOTE]There's no denying it.

You better watch out for those chinks. They're crafty little buggers and there's lots of them.

I would like to point out that America single handedly took out all the in-juns.

HEY SHUT UP EVERYONE.

So I played Cattle Decapitation in my music essentials class today and I realized people are [COLOR="White"]pu[/COLOR]ssies.

[QUOTE=REINER]I would like to point out that America single handedly took out all the in-juns.[/QUOTE]
:thumb:

I would also like to say that if I ever die I want to go out in a nuclear blast, hopefully in the blast. Vaporization would be quick, painless, and quite the learning experience because I always wonder what it would be like to be vaporized.

HUMANURE! I've actually never listened to Cattle Decapitation.