dude u could get like three chiefs jerseys for that much

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18864812]what kind of whip u ride i ndawg[/QUOTE]

volvo station wagon

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18864813]dude u could get like three chiefs jerseys for that much[/QUOTE]

yea or a sweatpants

[QUOTE=blockhead;18864814]volvo station wagon[/QUOTE]

nice

sup guys

can't wait to get my car back i wrecked it the day before rehab

did bags and smoked crack then wrecked my car who would have thought?

[url]http://youtu.be/JuAJwISlAG8[/url]

[QUOTE=blockhead;18864818]
did bags and smoked crack then wrecked my car who would have thought?[/QUOTE]

lol the power of this sentence

god damn it haha

as a student of rhetoric i can confirm that it is a well-written sentence

rhetoric is awesome

what

I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago and it still hasn't arrived. Hold me back, boys.

did you guys originally read it as like "did [this stuff] wreck my car?"

it was very confusing for five seconds

[quote=Astronaut;18864844]I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago and it still hasn't arrived. Hold me back, boys.[/quote]
too busy holding the pizza guy back

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18864839]rhetoric is awesome[/QUOTE]

writing a paper on arabic rhetoric right now

shit's wrecking my bowels

[QUOTE=Astronaut;18864844]I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago and it still hasn't arrived. Hold me back, boys.[/QUOTE]

what kinda shitty-ass ghetto-ass piece of shit pizza dump did you order from that couldn't get you a god damn pizza inside two hours?

you should prolly burn the place down

so hungry

could eat granola bars but they dont fill you up just make you feel like a prick

if you can burn it down in half an hour you get a coupon for unlimited burnt pizza

papa fuckin johns

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18864813]dude u could get like three chiefs jerseys for that much[/QUOTE]

:lol:

papa johns is good tbh

spirit is PISSED

i want some zza atm

eating baked chicken and potato

picture this:

i walk into the shell station i always buy my cigarettes at. Some fat mexican is there with the tobacco and alcohol agency. I try to buy my cigarettes and he says "you 18 or above BRO? if you are I have a coupon to let you get your SMOKES for a dollar." My ID is expired because I haven't bothered to renew it since I haven't had my car for 10 months. I rolled my eyes and handed him my ID. He says "Sorry DUDE your ID is expired."

I still have a few cigarettes left but it pissed me off cause I buy cigarettes there every day and I'm fucking 22.

grow a beard

i dont get carded anymore

i usually have a beard and still get carded tbh

i get ided if i have a spot

mitch they probably think you're like 45 and want to compliment you

its like how when older girls get carded they feel good

[QUOTE=illmitch;18864870]papa johns is good tbh[/QUOTE]

I worked there for a while in high school. Our manager was cool as hell. He played Counter Strike at work all day and didn't give a fuck. He would let us smoke blunts in the freezer and pretty much do whatever we wanted as long as we did our work. He was a big alcoholic and pothead who pretty much didn't give a damn about any thing.

All I did was eat pizza and drive around in my whip listening to music. Made pretty good money too.