Remember kids, eggs will (make love to) UP houses!

[QUOTE=illmitch;17798170]
lol that rules, isnt that from some of the makers of stella or something?[/QUOTE]

yeah its from david wain's movie 'the ten'

So like, back from State College.

Snow = 6 hours up, got to my friend's apartment and everyone was drunk/passed out, so I went to my friend's frat. Drank mad everclear/smoked mad bongs. Repeated the next day when we woke up.

Went to my friend's birthday party, some bro who looks like Craig Owens wanted to fight me, loling very hard still. Should've stayed at my friends' frat because they were having Super Bowl party, but I came up for my friend's birthday party and wanted to be respectful I guess?

I kept on saying, "I gotta shower, where Zyklon B?" and I think that's why the kid wanted to fight me. :lol:

lolol nice

oh and I got a csb here

I talked to this homeless guy who was utterly insane for like 20 minutes. He said he had powers that could change the world, that he needs to contact his friend or he's gonna kill himself, and that all these people hate him and he thinks science is evil. I told him to find his friend on facebook somehow or search for him on the internet, as soon as we stopped talking he started walking to the nearest Apple store which is probably 25 miles away

haha that actually is a cool story

yer my sister always carries on about science being evil and misleading, and that the angels are gonna come and change the world sometime over the next year or two

crazy bitch

yeah he said he could move mountains, and that his house disappeared and another house was built on top of it, his bank account was drained, and he's lost 4 different cell phones.

I told him to go to a hospital but he said they kill people, he said homeless shelters charge money, and that he's gotten kicked out of churches

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For ppl who play Bioware RPGs lol.

i hate to leave you hanging mappy but i am unfamiliar with bioware rpgs

sup w/ u guys

playing chess

Stories, eh? Last night I went to crack open the window in my room, and I saw this shirtless guy doing something in his room. I normally don't see people in this building outside my window, so I lingered for a second to try and make out what he was doing. After a second I realized it looked like he was gettin' it on with someone, so I just stopped looking out the window. So yeah, accidental voyeurism I guess...

I guess what I'm getting at here is... who ****s with the lights on and the curtains open?

I've accidentally stared at both my neighbours open windows before in my backyard and caught them pulling huge cones.

never caught any nudity though

we dont really have any neighbors like that

i guess you could count windows into other rooms in the house, but ive never seen anything heinous

Yeah, neither did I, actually. Dude was face down, and I couldn't see the other party. I just assumed something was going on because it looked like he was making out with whomever was under him.

Could have been a sex doll from what all I could see.

[QUOTE=Chibi Stalin;17798311]Stories, eh? Last night I went to crack open the window in my room, and I saw this shirtless guy doing something in his room. I normally don't see people in this building outside my window, so I lingered for a second to try and make out what he was doing. After a second I realized it looked like he was gettin' it on with someone, so I just stopped looking out the window. So yeah, accidental voyeurism I guess...

I guess what I'm getting at here is... who ****s with the lights on and the curtains open?[/QUOTE]

exhibitionism

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17798320]exhibitionism[/QUOTE]

It's what got me promoted.

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dunno if i should try sleeping before class

:lol:

I love how Paul just wanders on in and ruins things

oh cmon paul

[QUOTE=The Stig;17798431]Those comics are funny as **** though.

But I always thought uncyclopedia was a bit better than ED.[/QUOTE]

thats what i'm talkin bout

their "articles of a person written in the style of that person" are hilarious

just pissed off some dude in chess by constantly putting him in check until he ran out of time

he called me a "lout"

were you perhaps playing timjim

tim is too metal for chess

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17798456]tim is too metal for chess[/QUOTE]

true tbh

Chess is metal as ****. Sup guys? I ate waaayyy too much food during our Superbowl party.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17798456]tim is too metal for chess[/QUOTE]

too metal for church moar like

[QUOTE=ATM;17798488]Chess is metal as ****. Sup guys? I ate waaayyy too much food during our Superbowl party.[/QUOTE]

nice. what did you guys have to eat?

oh and whatd you think of the game

[QUOTE=illmitch;17798491]nice. what did you guys have to eat?

oh and whatd you think of the game[/QUOTE]

Started with a bottle of champagne, then fired up the grill and ate a burger and 2 chilli dogs. Then I grilled some chicken so probably ate 3-4 chicken breasts.

Then we made rice crispy treats and turkey wings drenched in hot sauce. After that, some sour cream and onion dip with ruffles. And then, we made calzones that were as big as our heads full of pepperonis, cheese, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.

This combined with all the beer put me out.

The game was decent, but it was almost too evenly matched for anything that exciting to happen.

My best mate (the one who's on these forums) will no doubt fill me in on the game when I talk to him later.

Even though he knows I'm not really fussed on American Football.

[QUOTE=ATM;17798498]Started with a bottle of champagne, then fired up the grill and ate a burger and 2 chilli dogs. Then I grilled some chicken so probably ate 3-4 chicken breasts.

Then we made rice crispy treats and turkey wings drenched in hot sauce. After that, some sour cream and onion dip with ruffles. And then, we made calzones that were as big as our heads full of pepperonis, cheese, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.

This combined with all the beer put me out.

The game was decent, but it was almost too evenly matched for anything that exciting to happen.[/QUOTE]

daaaaaamn that's intense. we had a bunch of burgers, then one of our guys made some amazing chicken breasts.

i thought the game was pretty good, i can see what you mean though. i was pulling for the saints though so i was happy

I had ribs, pizza and lots of beer. Then after the game we basically got drunk with Jägerbombs. It was a good night. And the game was okay, the first half was pretty bad but after that it got better.

btw mike, you ever listen to Trae? if you like Z-Ro you'd definitely like him

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17798490]too metal for church moar like[/QUOTE]

"[i]Dress up for that ****? Nah! I'll just go in my In Flames shirt[/i]"

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@Mitch: I don't think I have, will look into him.

****, I feel like my queue list grows so much everyday :(

[QUOTE=Txus;17798533]@Mitch: I don't think I have, will look into him.

****, I feel like my queue list grows so much everyday :([/QUOTE]

lol, i'm getting used to it

half these recommendations i'm just piling in a list and picking at random when i'm at a loose end for stuff to download

[QUOTE=illmitch;17798520]btw mike, you ever listen to Trae? if you like Z-Ro you'd definitely like him[/QUOTE]

dude trae is wack. do not demean z-ro's good name by comparing the two as equals in terms of illness.

and about the nothing exciting happening in the game yesterday thing; welcome to an indianapolis colts game.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17798550]dude trae is wack. do not demean z-ro's good name by comparing the two as equals in terms of illness.

and about the nothing exciting happening in the game yesterday thing; welcome to an indianapolis colts game.[/QUOTE]

whaaaat? trae's not on ro's level by any means, but hes definitely not wack. he can rap in double-time almost as well as ro can, and he has some dope lyrics.

besides, seeing as they're cousins and collaborated in ABN and guerilla maab i think its ok to group them together