1. Aquemini
2. ATLiens
3. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik/Stankonia (tie)
5. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

It's tough because they don't have a bad album.

[QUOTE=AH]And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.[/QUOTE]

YOU DID IT

EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain[/QUOTE]

/fireworks
/explosions
/hands AH a Jones soda

Howdy folks. Wow did I get hear just in time to hear about the stoner getting smacked down?

AH won't explain it because he's a f[size=2]ucking tease[/size].

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]how very emo of you zep....

But wow... why 11 courses.[/QUOTE]
Because I could. I am emo yes. Thanks for the support ATM. Jum, story. Now.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain[/QUOTE]

GOOD WORK

he sounded like a disgrace to my folks.

Hang on, you assballs. I had to take care of some administrative things in the YSI thread.

/will edit story in a minute

EDIT:

I will have to break this down into two parts: revenge (that he'll feel later) and me clocking him.

I could only get away with one revenge thing, so here it is:

Note: when my roommate wears cologne, it's awful, because he basically showers in it. He's also part-Chaldean, apparently, because when he doesn't shower, he sprays himself with cologne.

Revenge:

I drank lots and lots of water the past two days, mostly so my urine would be clear. Let's just say my roommate likes to wear awful-smelling cologne that's clear in color. Let's also just say that I dumped out all his stupidass cologne and pissed in all the bottles. Let's also assume that he's not going to be smelling so fresh and so clean next time he washes himself in cologne.

Get the picture?

///

The knockout:

I'm packing up, and I find that a couple of my things are stolen. I ask him about it, and he gets all defensive. After catching him in a lie (he definitely gave himself away like a dumbass), he basically gives me this BS "I can't believe we're ending on terms like this."

"WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BUTT-FUC[FONT=]KING PUS[/FONT]SY (yes, I did pull a Bobo there, STFU)! FROM HAVING THE COPS STRIP-SEARCH OUR ROOM LOOKING FOR YOUR DRUGS WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE TO YOU NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF AND FORCING ME TO DO ALL THE CLEANING, WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU'RE A LIAR, A QUISLING, AND A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHI[FONT=]T.[/font]"

"Dude, fuc[font=]k you."

"Oh, sure, way to be Billy Badass, you cum dumpster. Way to act like a man and handle your problems yourself, instead of running away from them like the bitch that you are."

So he stands there for a second and then rushes at me. He grossly misses with a left (it was seriously the most girly left ever), so he left his whole left side of his body open. I give him a left palm to his chest to straighten him up, and, quite honestly, in a yearlong's worth of fury, I swung with my right and drilled him right in the temple. He fell like a sack of bricks.

He started standing up, so I picked him up and threw him in a chair.

"So help me God, if you and I cross paths next year, I'm going to rip your balls off and shove him so far down your throat, you're going to be shi[/font]tting semen for the rest of your life, do you understand me? I'm not scared of you, or your pathetic gang of faggot stoner losers. I hope you get arrested and jailed for your stupidity."

He spit on me and rushed me again. I matadored him, and I gave him a shot to his nose, and he started bleeding. He ran to the bathroom to get Kleenex and locked the door and stayed there (probably) until I moved out all the way.

The worst part is that it doesn't feel like I got any retribution whatsoever.

I'm still irate, obviously.

But man, it's good to be home away from that jackass.

wow, that sounded fun... so, happy to be home i assume

[SIZE=4] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]¡[/FONT][/SIZE]good job jim[SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]![/FONT][/SIZE] [/SIZE]

NP: Flight of the Bumblebee - Dream Theater

[SIZE=7][b]Jim is now a mother fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' manly man![/b][/SIZE]


'Bout time you put that fu[B][I][/B][/I]cker in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.

Good fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' job is all I must say.

/high fives

That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the sh[b][i][/i][/b]it out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo][SIZE=7][b]Jim is now a mother fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' manly man![/b][/SIZE]


'Bout time you put that fu[B][I][/B][/I]cker in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.

Good fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' job is all I must say.

/high fives[/QUOTE]

haha! :lol: :lol: :lol:


[QUOTE]That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the **** out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.[/QUOTE]

any little brothers?

[size=7]GOOD WORK JIM![/size]

seriously, he sounded like such a fag, and lol about the "cologne"

what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]
Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.
[/QUOTE]
Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.

I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him [I]and[/I] given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.

:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was fuc[font=]kin' great, man.[/font].. hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I finally lashed out at that silly Korean[/QUOTE]
WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no s[size=2]h[/size]it from nobody.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.[/QUOTE]

well i didn't say kill

[QUOTE]I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him and given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.[/QUOTE]

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?

Because he's an idiot....

[QUOTE=gocaps99]well i didn't say kill

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?[/QUOTE]
I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was fuc[font=]kin' great, man.[/font].. hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.[/QUOTE]

wow, what a dummy... he's dumber than me in my noob days

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.[/QUOTE]
ah ok

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314], I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was ****in' great, man... hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.[/QUOTE]

ahaha! you're joking right? seriously my unborn baby brother can fight better than that

He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?[/QUOTE]

Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim

[QUOTE=gocaps99]Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim[/QUOTE]

but then he risks getting pee on his ****

[QUOTE=gocaps99]Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim[/QUOTE]

Don't diss the art of cat fight. Sure, maybe you look like a pansy and will forever have a reputaion as one but leaving a dental impression in someones thigh is about as hardcore as it gets.

/tries to catch up

My connection is slower than snot running uphill compared to my uni's connection.

[quote=11teen]what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?[/quote]

I could write a book about my dealings with this kid. I'd divide the chapters up into the following: Dealings With Police For Him, Things He's Broken, Things He's Stolen, Things He's Rusted Out, Bitchfests, and then the final chapter would be what happened earlier :-\

What I was questioning him on were why two of my game discs were gone (considering they were there yesterday when I checked to make sure everything was there) out of the blue. He said he didn't know. I said, bullshi[font=]t. He's like, you're trying to accuse me? I said, I'm not trying to, shi[/font]t-for-brains, you're the only one who lives here. Well, I don't know, he says. I say, well, it's just ironic that the two games you actually play off my system are gone.

Yeah, I've taken them to...

What did you say?!

Uh...

You son of a bitch. Of all the sackless things you could have done to add to the list of dumbass things you've done, you just had to add another one, didn't you?

Anyways, I didn't steal or break anything back, because that would be stupid. I just didn't know that I would be drilling him in the face about five minutes later.

[quote=DM]Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.[/quote]

There are numerous repercussions, sure. I have confidence that he's not going to do anything with the police, considering that his record with them is dirty from multiple incidents. I've brought up instances with Housing and Residence about what he's done, and how I've managed to not snap, but that with each time my patience continues to wear thin.

Additionally, the people across the hall saw what happened, since the door was open, and everyone goes to where there's loud noises. If anything, they can vouch for me that he initiated any physical contact, but I was the one who actually connected with anything.

The other possible repercussion is that his goony gag of losers will try to jump me next semester, but I don't see how that's going to happen since he's going to be off-campus next year while I'm staying on.

In regards to the whole manly thing, I laughed like crazy at your biting/nutshot comment. And I also have to clarify that I'm not exactly the biggest or most intense physical specimen, but compared to him, I would have never let myself lose to someone like THAT.

[quote=Efil]
WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no s[font=]hit from nobody.[/font][/quote]

Honestly, I have a very high tolerance threshold for morons. This just was cumulating throughout the year, and finally the raincloud opened.

Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns

[QUOTE=gocaps99]yea i liked it too :lol: it was pretty good[/QUOTE]

Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil:

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/[color=yellow][b]Honey Buns[/b][/color][/QUOTE]

WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns[/QUOTE]

me too

i don't like reading long things... but it's ok

[QUOTE=11teen]Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil: [/QUOTE]
thats disgusting

[QUOTE=gocaps99]thats disgusting[/QUOTE]

Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss[/QUOTE]

well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job

[QUOTE=gocaps99]well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job[/QUOTE]

I could go for some good baby back ribs.... :evil:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins[/QUOTE]

Dear Pootsy Kins,
Writing in letter format online is a bit strange. At least they are friendly letters. Normally people seem to write letters to be formally as[b][i][/b][/i]sholes.

Forever yours,
My names

[quote=ElevenMcStupidface]Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss[/quote]

I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.[/QUOTE]

You found me out, I'm not n3cr0 at all, I'm actually very emocore, I think I'll cut myself and usethe blood to paint a picture of myself cutting myself.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.[/QUOTE]


man i'm so lost with all the 00's and 3's and etc

so some weird chick just IMd me...she keeps saying she's jennie but i don't know a jennie...

Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?

I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.

[quote=CemetaryGates9]Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?[/quote]

No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.



No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.[/QUOTE]

wow, go In Flames' Nu-Metal song.

Good work, Jom. If he gets his crew to mess with you, all of us from MX will fly over and beat the sh[size=2]it[/size] out of him. :lol: