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lim 03-31-2010 03:04 PM

i dont know what it is about farts they just spark some sort of animal magnetism inside of me and i just want to dive into those buttholes and swim around

Jev 03-31-2010 03:04 PM

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17898864]I liked the thread title before this one better.

The one about fart pron[/QUOTE]

I thought that one was pretty poor.

Plus I love pizza.

gmoneyguy 03-31-2010 03:05 PM

[QUOTE=Happy;17898920]I thought that one was pretty poor.

Plus I love pizza.[/QUOTE]
it was

Aakon_Keetreh 03-31-2010 03:05 PM

yep we need a new title for this thread. fail, but yum i wuv pizza

witchxrapist 03-31-2010 03:06 PM

[QUOTE=Phantom;17898870]I think i've only ever seen one fart animal pr0no, it was of some chick letting one go onto a chocolate cake.[/QUOTE]

Cakefarts. She also did one called Puddingfarts.

Seriously, I don't understand how anybody could think a girl making sounds like she's getting plowed while farting on sweets is attractive. Like... wtf???

Jev 03-31-2010 03:07 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17898927]yep we need a new title for this thread. fail, but yum i wuv pizza[/QUOTE]

yummy in my tummy.

Aakon_Keetreh 03-31-2010 03:08 PM

im down like a clown charlie brown

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:11 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17898930]Cakefarts. She also did one called Puddingfarts.

Seriously, I don't understand how anybody could think a girl making sounds like she's getting plowed while farting on sweets is attractive. Like... wtf???[/QUOTE]

If i can like girls with black eyes and track marks

and you can like girls with dicks

i dont think fart porn is too huge of a stretch

witchxrapist 03-31-2010 03:13 PM

Huuuuuge stretch.

Phantom 03-31-2010 03:14 PM

[quote=witchxrapist]Cakefarts. She also did one called Puddingfarts.[/quote]

Yes, that's the one.

I can't even remember how I found it. It was entertaining but definitely not arousing.

gmoneyguy 03-31-2010 03:14 PM

dude there is weirder porn than fart porn

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:17 PM

so

there's a huge stretch between girls with dicks and farting?

if anything, mappy, you're the one on the far side of the spectrum because farting is a natural everyday experience while girls with dicks pretty much goes against nature

Morumbar 03-31-2010 03:20 PM

Just want to make this very clear:

Chicks with dicks is waaaaaay more serious than this fart stuff.

Also, Jaundice doesn't believe in biology, remember.

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:22 PM

[QUOTE]completely unrelated things do you know basic biology [/QUOTE]you realize that

you're not pointing out any sort of logical flaw

by pointing out that i mentioned two different things in a post and that those two things aren't the exact same phenomena

you're basically just throwing words together and then adding some sort of arrogance to it to make it seem plausible

gmoneyguy 03-31-2010 03:23 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17898989]you realize that

you're not pointing out any sort of logical flaw

by pointing out that i mentioned two different things in a post and that those two things aren't the exact same phenomena

you're basically just throwing words together and then adding some sort of arrogance to it to make it seem plausible[/QUOTE]

yeah he is. Their relationship to biology has nothing to do with the fetish.

TimJim 03-31-2010 03:24 PM

your penis is close to your fart hole duhh

Aakon_Keetreh 03-31-2010 03:24 PM

new Whitechapel soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:25 PM

[QUOTE]yeah but explain the logical connection between farts and penises on chicks [/QUOTE]for one they both exist

second, they're both phenomena found attractive by people with tastes for sexual phenomena considered by some to be deviant ? you know like, paraphilia, fetishism, that sort of thing ?

and i was pointing out that some one who likes chicks with dicks saying that it's incomprehensible to be attracted to farts is rather ironic since the person with average sexual habits would consider them both to be rather far-fetched

TimJim 03-31-2010 03:26 PM

[quote=The Stig;17899004]germany is close to france[/quote]
theyre both european!

Morumbar 03-31-2010 03:26 PM

Some of you guys get aroused by strange stuff, just saying.

Anyway, I'm off. Two exams tomorrow.

TimJim 03-31-2010 03:27 PM

[quote=The Stig;17899010]but how are they related

farts are a gas

penises are solid[/quote]jaundice you should trust paul he is an expert on both subjects

Dimmu Burger 03-31-2010 03:27 PM

Is this conversation really happening? lol

gmoneyguy 03-31-2010 03:27 PM

[QUOTE=The Stig;17899015]weirdest thing i'm into is taking off my socks during sex[/QUOTE]

you had sex?

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:28 PM

[QUOTE=The Stig;17899010]but how are they related

farts are a gas

penises are solid[/QUOTE]
i was never actually talking about farts and penises


i was talking about the sexual attraction to farts, and the sexual attraction to girls with penises

both are part of the psychological phenomena of sexual attraction to things generally not included in mainstream , typical sexual fantasy

TimJim 03-31-2010 03:28 PM

[quote=The Stig;17899015]weirdest thing i'm into is taking off my socks during sex[/quote]
tbh i feel retarded with my socks on while bangin


plus i like my feet to touch her feet :3

adb 03-31-2010 03:31 PM

idk what the deal is with socks

Jaundice 03-31-2010 03:31 PM

the only thing i can be sure of is my own mind

nothing is real but musique concrete and purple bruises :upset:

TimJim 03-31-2010 03:31 PM

fetish talk

Aakon_Keetreh 03-31-2010 03:32 PM

S&M please

gmoneyguy 03-31-2010 03:33 PM

I really like when girls do that thing with that part then they do that stuff in a position


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