[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18451860]so i lost my virginity this weekend

i really don't wanna stress details but yeah you can take me off the Luc and EMH list[/QUOTE]

You gotta give us the details dawg. Also the list includes eliminator along with luc and emh. I say that Luc has the best chance of getting laid next.

I lost my virginity at 19 to a 25 year old while I was Xaned out and trashed drunk. Sex was okay. We fucked twice and she let me nut in her mouth and swallowed. Tried to make me stay with her and sleep over but I made her drive me home drunk. (we almost died)

[quote=super_blockhead;18452027]

3. I call you a faggot because you always end up pretending you know a lot about something you don't. That's really annoying and the reason most people make fun of you.

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yeah ive learned to keep most of my comments in the peanut gallery, but its not like i pop out of no where and call you a fag then justify it by sayign "well he does do hydros and only 40yo women and girls do that" but i dont

mostly because that's not entirely true but regardless

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take a chill pill ron raise dat meter

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sup noonward

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[I]Gentlemen, please! The Chillaxo Meter is still in its experimental stages! over-chilling may cause unknown laxin' anomalies! [/I]

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watching conan, his music vid making fun of rebecca black wasn't funny :/

brent i found u the perfect gurl

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZXlyv6Ageo&feature=channel_video_title[/url]

solid 7

let me just say that my 7 is the opposite of solid after watchin that lame vid

the vid where she's wearing glasses she sorta looks like girl adb

http://www.youtube.com/user/Sigthror#p/u/25/UoANEYOqCCM

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[I]Ground clitoral remnants [/I]



Track name or band name, you decide.

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18451968]lol i'm not interested in that sort of thing at all

i've actually gone very vanilla recently, despite watching the odd BDSM vid[/QUOTE]

im entertaining the idea of going vanilla

sure she can tap but lol at her vibrato

bitch has no [I]souuul[/I]

local borders is closing down so everythings half off

bought mad books

only buy books off amazon but last time i was reading one of them i got a funky smell from it and began thinking to myself how most of these were probably read by a bunch of people while they were taking shits so i was kind of put off

half off borders is still more spendy than used amazon isnt it

everything that made any sense at all to buy was already gone, they were even selling the empty bookshelves

i almost bought Seasons in the Abyss by Slayer is it any good

downloaded firefox 4

watching arrested development

god damn this show sucks

123

worst show ever

the humor is so juvenile

Never seen it.


Funniest sitcom: Frasier.

i like frasier but i dont really make me laugh that much

im a simple man i like all the classics

frasier is just frasier saying niles a lot and the old guy jerkin off the dog or whatever

apparently thedog was so wel trained to get a boner on command he cud do that all day

i was in a room full of old men training me to do that it took awhile to get the hang of it but i haven't seen a disappointed old man since

everybody hates chris is my all time favorite

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/2hsb6gi.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18452233]i was in a room full of old men training me to do that it took awhile to get the hang of it but i haven't seen a disappointed old man since[/QUOTE]

u mean like when they ask to see ur doodle or just in general

that would be awesome. i see a disappointed old man every time i go back home

bout to read a book

wtfs up with that

happy birthday william shatner

Thanks, Tyler.




[I]The plot thickens. [/I]

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18452284]bout to read a book

wtfs up with that[/QUOTE]
maybe you're trapped in a cabinet