chinese food

workin out then chillin later

heil

gonna get in shape eating chinese food

[QUOTE=adb;18161790]aim go[/QUOTE]


okay

where does this adb smelling beer thing come from btw

[QUOTE=Luc214;18161801]chinese food

workin out then chillin later

heil[/QUOTE]

heil!

saw sum qt azn girls @ work today thought id be afraid to stand up if i was adb

[QUOTE=Luc214;18161814]where does this adb smelling beer thing come from btw[/QUOTE]

exact quote from him

apparently he hates beer because ' he smelt it and it fucking sucked'

just historically amazing

why

I have a joke to make but I don't want Jason to think I'm upset. This is so awful omg omg. :(

some dudes in my frat were talking about their marketing classes earlier today

i was like yeah its all about demographics and they were like yeah

[i]connections[/i]

nice

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18161931]I have a joke to make but I don't want Jason to think I'm upset. This is so awful omg omg. :([/QUOTE]

love how you prove my points for me

some girl walked by my work while i was cleaning and asked her if the was there for OSAP and she said no she was just wandering around campus checking it out and she was about to ask me something else when my boss comes up and is says "ill handle this client andrew finish cleaning" then i see her on the bus and we dont say anything to each other and now im facepalming kinda hard cuz she was cute


inb4 csb

andrew

yeah what

everyone here already knows my name

i know a drug dealer

this sunday some random drug dealer came up to our frat and started talking to us it was kinda weird

i know 6

probably more

mitch what did u do when u were hazed

how many dicks did u have to suck

i didnt get hazed

oh so u repressed it

i mean they yelled at us and told us to do shit but i never got the shit beaten out of me or got woken up in the middle of the night like they do at some frats here

my frat is sic bros we jack each other off

there's this rly cute indian girl who works at the student housing where i live and we say hi on the elevator

we yell kappa kappa while we buttfuck each other

[QUOTE=Luc214;18161999]there's this rly cute indian girl who works at the student housing where i live and we say hi on the elevator[/QUOTE]

she wants to fuck

[QUOTE=Murdererer;18162003]we yell kappa kappa while we buttfuck each other[/QUOTE]

do you cum laude

oh wait no she doesn't, it's housing services job to be personable to the residents

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18161966]yeah what

everyone here already knows my name[/QUOTE]

we have the same name

this i did not know

[QUOTE=adb;18162005]it's housing services job to be personable to the residents[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

[QUOTE=Brew;18162014]we have the same name

this i did not know[/QUOTE]
we are [i]men[/i]

brew is a man

man is a brew

i love brews

adb isn't man enough 4 brew

he hates the brew

adb smelled brew and it fucking sucked

adb called luc a faggot and got banned

looooooooool

its really because you smelled beer and hated it