i only got a few drinks in here and there last night because people were mad at me for how wasted i got the other day


plus i had crazy heartburn and every sip of anything was making me puke in my mouth a little

pfft I would have gotten drunk to annoy them even more.

well the alcohol was there's so they were kinda being stingy with it

i was really terrible the other day, my nose is all busted up and my friends have bitemarks on them from me. it was that kind of night.

you bit them?

yeah, i bit them...

I was making out with a girl once and she bit my nose.

it was one of those wtf moments

thats awkward haha

thats awkward haha

Which one is the real Aakon_Keetreh?!?!?!?

last night was a success

one of my friends is angry with me for not helping him get laid though

my friends did their fair share to try and get me laid last night

from the presentation of your post i'm going to assume you indeed did not get laid

[QUOTE=masscows;17727904]last night was a success

one of my friends is angry with me for not helping him get laid though[/QUOTE]

What is he a virgin or something?

i got a kinda awkward blowjob

[QUOTE=Happy;17727910]What is he a virgin or something?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he thought i had some sort of obligation to help him get laid because it was my party and that's what a good host would do. I was like "dude what do you want me to do? give her roofies?" and he was all cmon duuuuude.

He probably doesn't remember though.

[QUOTE=masscows;17727913]Yeah, he thought i had some sort of obligation to help him get laid because it was my party and that's what a good host would do. I was like "dude what do you want me to do? give her roofies?" and he was all cmon duuuuude.

He probably doesn't remember though.[/QUOTE]

lol what a loser, sounds like the kind of guy who would get laid if he chilled out a bit.

just telll him to take some xanax

i want your love and i want your revenge



i want your love i don't wanna be friends

2 pm just managed to get out of bed

i played a ton of videogames last night and had lots of sex

victory

was woken by my girlfriend's 6yo niece coming into the room and leaving promptly after seeing my naked arse hanging out the bed at 9.30 am.

hiiiiiiiii guyssss

i recall that deep dark basement

i was in a basement last night

dont wanna talk about it

and i recall how bad it smelled

ive never been in a basement

ive only been in a basement once (the one my uncle lives at in st louis) since we dont have them in florida.

yeah they're kinda rare in louisiana but they have some nice houses with them uptown

[QUOTE=illmitch;17727959]i was in a basement last night

dont wanna talk about it[/QUOTE]

not saying anything else bros

no basements? you guys are weird