Peter: Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.
Guys: Oh yeah Peter, hahaha. That's a good joke.
Woman walking in: Jokes? I love jokes.
*All the guys kind of back away*
Peter: Then you'll love this one. Okay, why do women have boobs?
*Woman just looks disapprovingly at Peter*
Peter: So ya got something to look at while you're talking to them.
*Woman just looks at him. Silence.*
Peter: So ya got something to look at while you're talking to them.
*She's just getting more pissed.*
Peter: So ya got something...

End Scene

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I love the one where Peter gets his own country.

[I]"J-j-j-j-just like the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2
I got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loot and not give a hoot, and touch your sisters teet...
CANT TOUCH ME!
Stop! ...Peter time..
I'm a bigshot theres no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Dont like it? Kiss my rump..
Just for a minute lets all do the bump.
Yea... do the Peter Griffen bump.
I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world... from Hartford to Back bay
Its Peter! Go Peter! I say Peter! Go Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way...
CANT TOUCH ME!
*song ends*
Except for you... you can touch me[/I]

Hell yea....

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Come on.... puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussy

Are you gonna take that? If you are then go ahead, don't get soulseek, but if you aren't a ***** get it![/QUOTE]
Nahh I'm a p'ussy.

[QUOTE=Saturdays_Hero]nicks the biggest puss that has ever pussed. thast why he wont get soulseek.[/QUOTE]
You are what you eat :) .

How about I'm Charlie and all you can be my angels
*Points to one inpeticular*
Except you, you be Bosley.

[QUOTE=fastfingers]You are what you eat :) .[/QUOTE]

Dude you aren't an asshole

The Unseen-Live in Fear

[QUOTE=fastfingers]You are what you eat :) .[/QUOTE]


:eek: I guess that makes me a chode.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Dude you aren't an asshole[/QUOTE]
F'uck, can't think of a witty comeback lol.

It's ok... it happens to the best.






Wait... no it doesn't. 'Cuz the best don't f'uck up!

:D

:upset:

Bouncing Souls - Fight To Live

Switchfoot - Meant to Live

Circle jerks - [U]live[/U] fast, die young

the Adicts - Too Young

Unseen - Too Young To Know... Too Reckless To Care

Anti-Flag-Angry,young and poor

Fairweather - Young, brash, hopeful

DK - Kill the Poor

Senses Fail - The Ground Folds

Anti-Flag-Underground network

Youll always be the best to ME Nick. :)

RHCP - UNDER the Bridge

casualties-on the front line

Husker Du - Turn On the News

Rancid - New Dress

:kiss: :***:

Face To Face - The New Way

Exploited-Daily News