word, im waiting on my girlfriend to get here and we're gonna watch scary movies and then im going to attempt insertion.

Oh shi, Wormrot are coming here!

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18158654]word, im waiting on my girlfriend to get here and we're gonna watch scary movies and then im going to attempt insertion.[/QUOTE]

you don't seem so confident

she was like my vagina is sore i think i might have a uti.

soo :(

eww i hate it when bitches tell you about their gross girl probs

inorite? well she's here so i'm out.

^Good luck Breakdown!

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18158660]eww i hate it when bitches tell you about their gross girl probs[/QUOTE]

You mean you don't wanna hear about how our periods are late and irregular!?

I thought all guys wanted to know that. :confused: :p

[QUOTE=shortz;18158663]^Good luck Breakdown!



You mean you don't wanna hear about how our periods are late and irregular!?

I thought all guys wanted to know that. :confused: :p[/QUOTE]

barf, srsly

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18158665]barf, srsly[/QUOTE]

:lol: yeah man, I hear ya. Why girls feel the need to let their guys know that shit is beyond me.

How's shit goin' with you Retired? Besides fat bags I'm assumin? :D

[QUOTE=shortz;18158667]:lol: yeah man, I hear ya. Why girls feel the need to let their guys know that shit is beyond me.

How's shit goin' with you Retired? Besides fat bags I'm assumin? :D[/QUOTE]

actually waiting on a fat one right now lol

besides that shit, nm, u?

EDIT: actually, been talking to an ex gf for a few days, tryin to see if this goes anywhere

abs

are

so

sore









sup thread

nm relaxing before work

i really missed working out

i didn't have time last semester or over the summer

starting up again

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18158672]actually waiting on a fat one right now lol

besides that shit, nm, u?

EDIT: actually, been talking to an ex gf for a few days, tryin to see if this goes anywhere[/QUOTE]

Not a lot, just realized school starts in a week and I haven't gotten all my texts yet lol. Gettin' pretty excited though - I love meeting new people.

Hey Luc :)

i currently have swamp ass

im not sure if i want to know what that means

sweaty ass

[QUOTE=ATM;18158655]Oh shi, Wormrot are coming here![/QUOTE]

want to see badly

[quote=RetiredAt21;18158660]eww i hate it when bitches tell you about their gross girl probs[/quote]
Yeah. I don't want to her about your pregnancy, get rid of it like a proper woman would; quietly, and with dinner at 7pm not being inconvenienced.

tika

[QUOTE=Aaron;18158704]Yeah. I don't want to her about your pregnancy, get rid of it like a proper woman would; quietly, and with dinner at 7pm not being inconvenienced.[/QUOTE]

:lol: so much win (yet so horrible)

It's only funny 'cause it's not at all relative to how I think.
I'm a family man.

updated my fb picture feelin so hip

get your dog to lick it

[I]lick it[/I]

well i guess i could lick it

edit: yeah shortz i meant shortz could lick it

lukufkiyuufyliuouyfljhgrdsydetslo7ed69[yg87uiohy8uigytfdrsxresxzera342

this is my masterpiece guys

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18158732]shortz could maybe lick it[/QUOTE]

I may be black, but I ain't no dog :upset:

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18158752]okay well [B]what am i supposed to do, shortz, you tell me[/B][/QUOTE]

Go to a doctor? :)

I don't wanna lick no one's feet - eww.

Haha, not what I meant but okay.

shortz would charge double man

she aint no cheap hoe

i get her free

uhh, i hate using lame internet expressions to get a point across but

picsorlies

stop typing like a retard and i might answer your question

[QUOTE=masscows;18158779]shortz would charge double man

she aint no cheap hoe[/QUOTE]

Haha damn straight! ;)

well youre as stupid as your typing and questions then

you seem like the type of person who everyone says "don't be that guy" to at parties

I crave cookies but my house has not one cookie.


[I]Not one cookie.[/I]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18158835]I crave cookies but my house has not one cookie.


[I]Not one cookie.[/I][/QUOTE]

I was totally eating some Golden Oreos earlier on.

But I hate how that happens when you crave something and there's nothing of it in your house, it's like, [I]uuuggghh[/I].

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18158839]no one talks about me at parties i can assure you[/QUOTE]

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