i followed jon's lead and told a girl to "take off your thong and show me your genitals". she got disgusted and said "why don't you show me YOUR genitals?" well i did and she slapped me. how am i supposed to take women seriously when they send mixed messages like that???!!!

solid youtube comment

reading youtube comments gives you brain cancer

women are stupid and i don't respect them
[I]that's right, i just have sex with them[/I]

u srs bro?

no i appreciate the beauty and intelligence of women i just like that youtube video

hey guys post some q's I can ask the girl tonight

I told her I like to ask random q's and she really likes stuff like that

Ask her if she listens to the Velvet Underground.

Probably the most solid pick-up line I've ever heard of.

nah dawg

idk what I should ask, we're basically just going to this spot she said "has a nice view"

and going to eat/talk for awhile

how old are you adb?

21.

hai cael

You are 18 year old girl
who live in small city in japan

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17414672]hai cael[/QUOTE]

whats going on did u have other mx names before

yesterday I saw a generic gangbanger mexican dude speak in a perfect white guy accent while ordering food

"Hello, I'll have the bean and cheese burrito, and steak burrito with hot sauce"

best thing I've ever seen

[QUOTE=adb;17414652]nah dawg

idk what I should ask, we're basically just going to this spot she said "has a nice view"

and going to eat/talk for awhile[/QUOTE]

just talk about the ppl here on mx dude, sure way to score trust me she'll love it

already exhausted that topic on the phone with her

so...

seriously?...

yes! I've told her all about you steven especially!

dude thats kinda lame

[QUOTE=adb;17414683]already exhausted that topic on the phone with her

so...[/QUOTE]

oh man if you're serious im going to facepalm so hard

[QUOTE=adb;17414686]yes! I've told her all about you steven especially![/QUOTE]


lol the only people I even kind of discuss MX with are my couple of nerd friends who also post on forums, wouldn't dream of making that a topic of discussion with my girlfriend. :lol:

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17414690]oh man if you're serious im going to facepalm so hard[/QUOTE]


I talked non-stop about you botb! She thinks youre a scene christfag too!!!

hope I got a good word

[QUOTE=easylee;17414306][IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/396/17/lady_gaga_cellulite_2.0.0.0x0.400x755.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

better topic than adb's failing with women

yeah, saw that earlier

pretty amazing
[QUOTE=Deth;17414695]hope I got a good word[/QUOTE]

of course! She thinks you're elite as **** and wants pics of your biceps ov gloree

[img]http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=207&pictureid=11669[/img]

lmaaoo shed uv t00lz

[QUOTE=adb;17414693]I talked non-stop about you botb! She thinks youre a scene christfag too!!![/QUOTE]

even if you're being sarcastic here, if you mentioned mx you fail so hard :lol:

i discuss the forum with the online people i chat with

i tell my friends that i write reviews but i dont talk about the [I]forums[/I]

tbh I did have a dream last night where she started to post here

no I've never mentioned you guys to her, idiots (botb)

c'mon now