those things look horrifying.

asexual and bisexual*

your spaces and hyphens are unnecessary

also, some fat chick was hitting on me last night because i was throwing down in track shorts, so i was like "the only way id do it if id do it is if i could cum in your eyes bitch"

i was really really blazed so it came out real haltingly and i think with more ifs in it the beginning

[quote=hismajestythepope;16783741]the Alien Fleshlight Is Based Off Whats Going On Between Austins Legs[/quote]

refl why do i know about this product

ads on something awful and 4chon probably

more like checking out the specials of the website

perhaps he looks at dirty stanky nasty alien pr0n.

josh hows it going with ol' limp dick anyway

austin read my story you great big gay

huh

[QUOTE]"the only way id do it if id do it is if i could cum in your eyes bitch"[/QUOTE]

this is how i often start conversations. at least with something similar.

you would you great big

did you actually say you were gonna blow in her eyes? das ist cruel.

in other news i had sex on a waterbed last night. it feels like youre on a boat going over the tide.

legit

also waterbeds are terrible.

nah man mine is really comfortable. i love it.

and i dunno, that girl who's both male and female.

[quote]did you actually say you were gonna blow in her eyes? das ist cruel.[/quote]
no no, i went outside to smoke a bong in my car and she was like "where are the shorts?" because i was wearing pants outside because it was cold out, and i was like, "gotta wear these in the cold as there's less shrinkage" and she said something along the lines of "youve got a nice buldge, you were looking better in those shorts" and then i was like "oh alright" and she was like "if you need me for anything just ask" and i was like "the only way id do it if id do it is if i could cum in your eyes bitch"

have fun with your horrible back problems

lol, we are best buddies (?best?bros?)

i just would have a feeling that i was going to bust the waterbed at some point if i ever did that tbh.

Chicken and Hot sauce is the greatest thing ever.

lmao. one day when my partner i just want to like blow my load on her eyelids or something.

it lets them know whats up without saying much.

whut happened to your admin b&f?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16783788]lmao. one day [B]when my partner i[/B] just want to like blow my load on her eyelids or something.

it lets them know whats up without saying much.[/QUOTE]

speaking of gays?

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16783790]whut happened to your admin b&f?[/QUOTE]

I got demodded :(

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16783788]one day when my partner i just want to like blow my load on her eyelids or something. [/QUOTE]

sweet sentence

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16783794]I got demodded :([/QUOTE]

whyyy :(

[QUOTE]speaking of gays? [/QUOTE]

lol partner

that is supposed to say is sleeping*, btw.

and yeah partner

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16783799]whyyy :(



lol partner[/QUOTE]

I don't wanna talk about it :(

so you finally ****ed a dude?

haha when i read austins post it is wondering about hilarity?

You act like you've never done it.

i might start calling my girl my partner. just to see what she says. also if you blew it on her eyes while she was sleeping... wouldn't she wake up with her eyes like crusted shut? in that case you could just be like ew bitch you have pink eye.

[QUOTE]I don't wanna talk about it [/QUOTE]

i understand. i won't think any less of you though. you're still a mod in my eyes :thumb: