[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18229736]there's a certain standard for for how attractive a girl has to be to straight up have sex with

there's absolutely no standard for who you'd let suck your dick if offered. like no matter what a girl looks like if she openly offers oral sex and you say no you're automatically gay,[/QUOTE]


umm no

jaundice is a breath of fresh air compared to brent

i'm not sitting here lying to you dude the highest law of the land is never say no to oral sex


like you're a little girl and not a grown man if you would put any moral or value prejudice before getting your dick sucked

My rule is if she's not kissable her mouth doesn't go near my dick.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18229745]My rule is if she's not kissable her mouth doesn't go near my dick.[/QUOTE]

i would agree with this

if i have to close my eyes gettin my dik sucked to avoid goin soft it kinda defeats the purpose

if you can fuck your hand and pretend it's some thing else you can put it in a really really ugly girls mouth and pretend its some one else

or you can do it for laughs

but anyway i'm out gotta take a shower and shave

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18229748]if you can fuck your hand and pretend it's some thing else you can put it in a really really ugly girls mouth and pretend its some one else[/QUOTE]

the point of getting a bj is i shouldnt have to pretend its someone else

nope the point is take what you can get

[QUOTE=adb;18229754]nope the point is take what you can get[/QUOTE]

in your case this is true

[QUOTE=Luc214;18229755]in your case this is true[/QUOTE]

depends on how sex deprived a person is honestly

im not saying id be that picky for a bj, but if the girl looks like a burn victim or an inflatable jumping castle i mean really now

[QUOTE=Luc214;18229766]im not saying id be that picky for a bj, but if the girl looks like a burn victim or an inflatable jumping castle i mean really now[/QUOTE]

hahaha inflatable jumping castle lol

hahaha inflatable jumping castle

i straight flip cheese like pancake-a

BLOW JAYS ARE SO AWESOME LOL


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i know you sick o' da sicka when u c da rims flicka

try goin to bed feelin down thinkin "least i can have sum gud dreamz" then im all like cant fucking sleep ;_;

[QUOTE=Luc214;18229766]im not saying id be that picky for a bj, but if the girl looks like a burn victim or an inflatable jumping castle i mean really now[/QUOTE]

lmfao

'Sup.

Gonna go fry an egg and to put on a slice of bread and make some coffee.

I ain't eaten any meat in months, dawg.

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tim ur dating a retard

Yeah, Ethan's a retard.

try harder

lol

fucking hate school

just got back from court they told me i'm looking at five years probation and gave me another court date

meh

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18230237]just got back from court they told me i'm looking at five years probation and gave me another court date

meh[/QUOTE]

thats better than jail

it's not like there's anything that [I]isn't[/I] better than jail

fucking love hsg

Fucking love waking up high.

fucking hate myself

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wish i was in school

I smelled school and it fucking sucked.

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18230237]just got back from court they told me i'm looking at five years probation and gave me another court date

meh[/QUOTE]

no chance you'll survive 5 years

lol, what did you do to earn five years probation GaggingOrder?

he probably stabbed a crackwhore or something


guys what looks better
[url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=46707[/url]
or
[url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=25676[/url]

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18230537]he probably stabbed a crackwhore or something


guys what looks better
[url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=46707[/url]
or
[url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=25676[/url][/QUOTE]

def frenden

dammit I wanna play minecraft now

lol i forgot to check here

i flipped a coin and went for dokus
I liked A Link to the Past more than Wind Waker anyways

edit: nvm dokus is glitching out

[QUOTE=whiteminority;18230530]lol, what did you do to earn five years probation GaggingOrder?[/QUOTE]

being a lookout while my fucked up friend broke into a car and stole a pack of gum and an air freshener