nicks the biggest puss that has ever pussed. thast why he wont get soulseek.

The turtles - so happy together

weezer - fall together

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]That's what I would have done. I **** the bed once...terrible feeling. Probably feels better when you can blame it on someone. Like usual I was the only one in the bed though.[/QUOTE]

Haha that kinda reminds of an episode of Family Guy. It's the one where Peter messes up Steweys party at the arcade place.

Brian goes "Ya.. you were never that good at lying."
-Flash back- (Peter and another guy are in an elevator)
*Peter farts*
*Peter looks around, and points to the other guy and says:*
"It was you..."


Yea its funnier when you watch it.

HAHAHAHA I love that part!
What about when Peter has trouble going to the bath room...

Man: Yes our dear mother just passed away-
Peter: UH OH!

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE!!

Then he does it again in the... whatever the hell it is where Jewish people go for worship.
Church Guy - "We are gathered here to-" *gets interrupted*
Peter - "Uh oh!...."

[QUOTE=OPERATIONrancid]Anti Nowhere League - So what?

I bet you can all guess who im listening too[/QUOTE]

I dunno... it's definatly not Anti-Nowhere League though. That'd be too obvious. :thumb:

[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck]weezer - fall together[/QUOTE]

rage against the machine - ashes in the fall

A Perfect Circle - The Noose

Offspring - The Noose

cursive - the night i lost the will to fight

citizen fish- shrink the distance

haha
"It's gon' rain!!!"

...(hopes to god someone gets the connection)

Conflict - The Ungovernable Farce

[QUOTE=nirvincubus]haha
"It's gon' rain!!!"

...(hopes to god someone gets the connection)[/QUOTE]
That would be the Blackie Weather Forecast.

Family Guy is the best show ever, and it's officially coming back on the air early 2005 on Cartoon Network, and maybe FOX.


"Ohh, it's a beautiful baby girl. Ehhh, but she has a pen[I]i[/I]s."
-Peter, delivering Lois' sister's baby.

Am I supposed to scuplte the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to paint the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to direct with my pe[color=white]n[/color]is?

I think there have been about 4 or 5 seperate points in this thread where there are a page or two about Family Guy. That's sad. There should be at least 10 seperate points where this happens. It's the best freaking show ever.

Peter: Okay Rosie, so you're telling me that Bounty can clean up this warm yellow liquid I just poured on the table in 5 seconds?
Rosie: What is that?
Peter: 4 seconds.
Rosie: Hold on one second.
Peter: 3 seconds.
Rosie: That smells like...
Peter: Clean my pee!!

[b]Family Guy: The Movie[/b]
[url]http://imdb.com/title/tt0385690/[/url]

Stewie Griffin: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa--... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.
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Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Am I supposed to scuplte the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to paint the pe[color=white]n[/color]is?
Am I supposed to direct with my pe[color=white]n[/color]is?[/QUOTE]
Lois: Peter, did you take care of that... thing?
Peter: What? Ohh, that growth? Yeah.

Doctor: That's not a growth Peter, that is your pe[COLOR=White]n[/COLOR]is.
Peter: Hmm. And those...
Doctor: Those are your testicles.
Peter: .........huh........

Conflict - The Ungovernable Force

:)

I'll join in on the fun.

Meg: Dad, don't you have to work today?
Peter: Haha, it's nothing a little phone call can't take care of. *dials Mr. Weed*
Mr. Weed: Hello?
Peter: Mr. Weed, I can't come to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow.

Uhh You know that plane crash I told you about? Yea it was just gas.

So Mr. Weed I hear you ran into my identicle twin brother at the ball game eysterday. And if you don't by that, sorry I was at the ball game yesterday.

heh good one :lol:

Condemned 84 - The Unstoppable Force

*walks in*

Ten Banana Cream Pies!

*gets knocked over by catfight*

"insurance fraud?" *pulls out baseball bat and smashes his face with it, passes out*
or how bout.."butter rum, my favorite!" *licks the ice cream, passes out and breaks table*

conflict- [B]force[/B] or service ...one of my favorite songs. colin sings soooooo fast!

^I'm listening to that song right now, actually.

Subhumans - Supermarket [b]Force[/b]s

Napalm Death - Forced to Fear

Family guy always gets you guys going.

Stewy why dont you eat your dinner

WHY DONT YOU BURN IN HELL?!