i think its impossible to walk across a wet, muddy field without getting mud splashed on your trousers (even if its just a little bit).

[QUOTE=jpshortstuff;13469749]g'd evenin thread-os

'tis pissing it down now. theres no shelter where i get the bus in the morning ('cept a nearby pub) so if its ever raining/blizzarding/meteoriting im gonna get soaked/damn cold/meteored(?).

sup-sup?[/QUOTE]

Umbrella :eek:

I need an umbrella.

If i spike my hair up, and it gets wet, it goes such a mess. Put if i put my hood up, the weight of the hood crushes my hair.

I need to dye my hair, i wonder if the sis is in.

:eek:

for some reason i didn't actually think of that at all. now all i need is a cool looking umbrella.

^ Don't daft. One of the umbrella hats is what he needs ;) :thumb:

[QUOTE=Untitled;13469869]I need an umbrella.

If i spike my hair up, and it gets wet, it goes such a mess. Put if i put my hood up, the weight of the hood crushes my hair.

I need to dye my hair, i wonder if the sis is in.[/QUOTE]

Theres nowt worse than gelling your hair, then having it pi'ss down. The gel seaps inot your eyes and it bloody wells stings. Nearly been blinded by Fructis spiking gel I have !!

Umbrellas go missing usually a day after I buy them. It's those damn umbrella imps I tell yee :p so I just put a hoody on and put the hood up if I'm going out in the rain.

I'm having an interesting dinner tonight; all the leftovers because there isn't enough of one thing to make a full meal :(
3 mini sausage rolls, 2 mini waffles, a flat sausage, beans, ham, cheese, apple, grapes and some fish :-/

Lol get some of that waterproof stuff (well, not totally waterproof!), the Loreal party one and some visi gel whatever I use sometimes.

Nice combination you have for tea ^ :)

[QUOTE=Zowë;13469890]

I'm having an interesting dinner tonight; all the leftovers because there isn't enough of one thing to make a full meal :(
3 mini sausage rolls, 2 mini waffles, a flat sausage, beans, ham, cheese, apple, grapes and some fish :-/[/QUOTE]

Sounds vomit inducing.

Nah my hair is long now. Plus the GF has threatend to castrate me if i get it cut.

Theres an umbrella vending machine in manchester :cool:

If I eat it all seperatly and have a drink or water in between I'm sure it'll be fine o.O
I [I]have[/I] to get some food in me. I woke up about half an hour ago because my stomach was rumbling so much :(

^^ No money for chinese or an indian ??

there isn't anything near (20 minute walk away) and my mum refuses to drive me :( plus it's raining

Oh, and also on my travels today, we tried to destroy one of my JML pen set pens. Virtually indestructible is right!

Threw it at the floor a few times, stabbed it into an Argos catalogue, then into a brick wall, threw it at the floor a few more times, still works!

im gonna watch some Scrubs then some Mitchell&Ben.

laters thread

Ugh I missed extras again. :angry:

It's on now. Im off to watch it. Last in the series.

edit: Just finished, christ they are hilarious! :lol:

[QUOTE=Untitled;13469926]Theres an umbrella vending machine in manchester :cool:[/QUOTE]

I wonder if thats the one from Dragons Den, i think the first series...

Extras was hilarious, the pen bit with his agent :p

Joseph Marcell is gonna be on Eastenders tommorrow night!

For those of you who don't recognise the name...:

[img]http://www.whatsonstage.com/dl/res_images/JosephMarcell.jpg[/img]

Butler in Fresh Prince.

GEOFFRY!

He slays me.

[QUOTE=Chilifanthatsme;13471142]I wonder if thats the one from Dragons Den, i think the first series...

Extras was hilarious, the pen bit with his agent :p

Joseph Marcell is gonna be on Eastenders tommorrow night!

For those of you who don't recognise the name...:

[img]http://www.whatsonstage.com/dl/res_images/JosephMarcell.jpg[/img]

Butler in Fresh Prince.[/QUOTE]

I think it is you know.

And i read the last line and thaught "heh, i wasnt in fresh prince...":(

yeah so I just watched a video of a guy stretching his urethra with a big pole o.O

Why Zowe, why?

it looked interesting :upset:

it was :D

I'll speak for the guys in this thread.

OH MY GOD THAT MUST HURT SO BAD

Speak for yourself

he looked like he was enjoying it!
It was like an s&m video he had ball clamps and other contraptions attached too

Adam enjoys a good stretch of his uretha.

Oh my god i had no idea there was a UK thread

There isnt

you're dreaming.....

go back to sleep.
sleep
sleep


shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aww bollocks. My friday has been ruined, i have to go and get a birthday card for my mum.

It ruins my plan to do as little as possible

make it for her :thumb:
they always go down well.

Theres no resources here, unless I make one by cutting letters out of magazines, but that seems a bit like a stalkers calling card

Whoa, one of my teachers is a semi-professional photographer, and charges £495 per day of photography.

Bah.

Tutorial tomorrow, i have to sit with my tutor and we go threw all my work and talk and stuff.

Ive just had to catch up on it, im not entierly done but i dont think that matters too much though.

Might as well call FOAD at an ungodly hour.

Because I can.

Man, staying up this late is loads of fun, particularly when your primary activity is watching "Return of the Jedi" with a couple of guys and making commentary the whole way through. That is actually a very entertaining way to spend two hours or so.

It's even better if you try and do the commentary in character as the people on screen.


"Ow, lava hurts"

OK I'm going to a fancy dress party tomorrow and I have no idea what to go as.

Any ideas?

Is there a theme?

I tend to go to fancy dress affairs as Fidel Castro

Halloween theme.

Fidel Castros not too scary anymore tbh.

A camp Michael Myers