cool story bro

foad

Drinking all my beers I found at Reading festival after people were too lazy to take them home. F[size=2]u[/size]ck yeah.

[quote=McP3000;17481572]i passed out standing up from seeing too much blood, almost cut my head open again, making a complete *** outta myself
girl im going out with on wednesday (first date i guess) texted me and asked me if she could bring one of her friends WTF
[/quote]i like to bring a mutual friend along first dates just in case its awkward

[QUOTE=McP3000;17481572]i passed out standing up from seeing too much blood, almost cut my head open again, making a complete *** outta myself
girl im going out with on wednesday (first date i guess) texted me and asked me if she could bring one of her friends WTF
and my sister got rushed to the emergency room for swine flu and like a 104 fever, almost stopped breathing, etc[/QUOTE]

**** got me beat

[QUOTE=TimJim;17481615]i like to bring a mutual friend along first dates just in case its awkward[/QUOTE]

that defeats the entire purpose of a date

I've never got the whole yank 'dating' thing in the first place.

yeah nobody does that anywhere else

They don't.

yeah dude i know nobody it's those stupid americans i tell ya

[quote=Nepenthe;17481638]that defeats the entire purpose of a date[/quote]not really. if you get to know someone while hanging out doing a group thing at first it makes it much more fun than going to dinner and a movie while stumbling trying to find conversation points

[QUOTE=FrankieV2;17481650]They don't.[/QUOTE]
you only say that because you're from boro and the closest thing to a date there is waiting for them down a dark alley.

[quote=Six Foot Revolver;17481657]you only say that because you're from boro and the closest thing to a date there is waiting for them down a dark alley.[/quote]haha seriously

[QUOTE=TimJim;17481655]not really. if you get to know someone while hanging out doing a group thing at first it makes it much more fun than going to dinner and a movie while stumbling trying to find conversation points[/QUOTE]

thats just you dude. most people dont have trouble talking. its not a date if theres other people with you. thats what you do in middle school.

[quote=Nepenthe;17481666]thats just you dude. most people dont have trouble talking. its not a date if theres other people with you. thats what you do in middle school.[/quote]true enough.
dates like you like are sweet when you know someone well/kinda well and you have lots in common

first date with my gf was at Jack Astors after work one day, she spent 200$ at the bar on us and bought me a burger, was sold after that

but then the lights came on

nah theres been plenty of times where ill meet a girl once, get her number, and then ask her if she wants to get something to eat a few days later. and then take her home and lay the pipe and not follow up with another call. usually.

you just have to have the gift of gab. if i ever feel like im even close to not having anything to say, i can literally look around and see something and just start a conversation with it.

see i dont like whores though so...

i guess its just a thing with personal taste

thats why i said usually. ive also taken alot sweeter girls out too. point is, bringing a friend along is only going to detract from your chances of getting with a girl.

lay the pipe more timjim !

Me:
[I]I wonder how many people changed their last names from Hitler to something else after WWII.[/I]
Chris:
[i] hahaha
my new name is Israel Rosenberg
previously it was Hitler von Stompenmuddsen[/i]

I lol'd. :lol:

nobody cares

important question

do the words bought and lot rhyme in ur guys' dialects of english

yes

no.

it kind of does.

its better than what some rappers think rhyme

sick analysis bra

thks you too

[QUOTE=TimJim;17481710]it kind of does.

its better than what some rappers think rhyme[/QUOTE]

huh

what I meant was in some dialects of english the vowels in those words merge, I was wondering what dialects ppl spoke

gucci mane style rhyming 4eva

[quote=illmitch;17481719]huh

what I meant was in some dialects of english the vowels in those words merge, I was wondering what dialects ppl spoke

gucci mane style rhyming 4eva[/quote]
im not exactly sure how to spell out the way that i say it


otherwise it would be mad helpful

ya rapping is complex 4sure

[QUOTE=TimJim;17481721]im not exactly sure how to spell out the way that i say it


otherwise it would be mad helpful[/QUOTE]

look up international phonetics alphabet on wikipedia

does anyone know how to get those big band-banners on the top of your myspace page? (without using some myspace editor)

I'd advice you not to use one of those because it always makes the entire page load really slowly.

the way i say bought rhymes with short.

that doesnt help since we dont know how you say short

my guess is that you pronounce short like americans pronounce shot.

i should really know how to explain this stuff seeing i did an entire module on it last year but i can't.

[quote=Six Foot Revolver;17481743]i should really know how to explain this stuff seeing i did an entire module on it last year but i can't.[/quote]
youre british, yeah?

well if an american pronounces "arse" as "a[B]r[/B]se", instead of (basically) "oss", then you pronounce "short" as americans pronounce "shot"