Wasn't there a guy who used to faint when he got erections because of it's size?

No, there is that guy with a 13.5 inch penis, it was on channel 5.

He was 10.5 inches at 14.

LULZ.

I'd hate a wang that big.

I can already feel my gf's cervix so i'd hate to think what'd happen with a 13"er

maybe she's just got a small bucket?

Would it not ripp girls open?

Im sure there not designed for something that size, i dunno though.

They will always have their purpose - clearing blocked pipes

[quote=Zowë;13444535]maybe she's just got a small bucket?[/quote]

Perhaps.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish;13443798]Yep :D My family are going to spain for half term and I didn't want to go.[/QUOTE]

I was gonna say, that could have been awkward

"My, you two were up late last night..."

":o "

"...watching that film"

":s"


[QUOTE=Untitled;13444266]I swear im the only person without a girlfriend in this thread, even th e girls have girlfriends!

there must be something seriously up with me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Happy;13444286]Haha even I have a girlfriend

pwned.

sorry :upset:[/QUOTE]

:lol: me too

Dude this is quite funny because if we're honest we have icky long hair and I dunno about you but i'm not even good looking

and even WE have girlfriends

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13444719]

:lol: me too

Dude this is quite funny because if we're honest we have icky long hair and I dunno about you but i'm not even good looking

and even WE have girlfriends[/QUOTE]

Im nto good looking but i have spikey hair, a lot of people say its like matt bellamys back on the day.

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13444719]I was gonna say, that could have been awkward

"My, you two were up late last night..."

":o "

"...watching that film"

":s"

[/QUOTE]
Ha they know I'm gay anyway so it wouldn't be too bad. Still awkward though I'm sure :p

Your not the only one Untitled...

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir;13444719]


:lol: me too

Dude this is quite funny because if we're honest we have icky long hair and I dunno about you but i'm not even good looking

and even WE have girlfriends[/QUOTE]

Nah, I cut my icky long hair.
It's icky shoulder length now.

But yeah I am fugly.

[QUOTE=Happy;13444960]Nah, I cut my icky long hair.
It's icky shoulder length now.

But yeah I am fugly.[/QUOTE]

I'm not even gonna try adn be modest; I know I'd tap me if I were gay. Or curious.

Nah TBH I dunno what my GF sees in me.

Money




:p

Anyone heard of The Hitchers?

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;13444996]Money




:p[/QUOTE]
You could be onto something rite thuurrrr.

I know because she told me


<_<

Heh, so yestoday i drew a picture of lowrys picadilly gardens, and today i did a picture of picadilly gardens today, in the style of a lowry, im so cool.

Oh well. Now I can get back to true passion: model boats :cool:

Model Plane > Boats

Lies all lies !!!!

Model boats are so hXc.

Model cars > boats > planes

Not really, but that was the next thing I could think of.

Actually I agree with you there

Oh yes :cool:

Planes will one day take over the world and piss on you all

Planes are the best, i used to love making airfix sets.

Airfix sets own hard.

I'm gonna look for one to do on my week off actually :cool:

salt dough models are where it's at :smoke:

Asian models beat them all :winky wink:

touché :thouchy:

I don't agree I just wanted to say touché

You just like to touch..........eh?

En gard!

touchy your toosh!

eh?

:p

This is so kinky, I cant remember the last time I felt [b]this[/b] good! :smoke:

Was it when City last won a game lol

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;13445807]This is so kinky, I cant remember the last time I felt [b]this[/b] good! :smoke:[/QUOTE]

oh you tease :lol:

You know you want some of this foyne bootay

[quote=J]Was it when City last won a game lol[/quote]
When did Scotland last win [b]anything[/b]?
Ohhhhh, JERRY, JERRY. I'm on fire tonight

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;13445841]When did Scotland last win [b]anything[/b]?
Ohhhhh, JERRY, JERRY. I'm on fire tonight[/QUOTE]

Kirin Cup, in July.

bitch please

A week ago, game vs France.

I can keep going on.

Scotland is wet. And thus i dont plan to visit.