idk i breifly dated two dime piece chicks

neither one let me **** tho :upset:

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792444]prob not but i dont like ugly girls and **** so i wouldnt ever find myself in that situation in the first place[/QUOTE]

I can see you meeting girls through a prison pen pal service

it'll all be romantic and shiiiiii

so justin i guess you forgot about me and that one night okay then w/e it just NEVER HAPPENED

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17792451]so justin i guess you forgot about me and that one night okay then w/e it just NEVER HAPPENED[/QUOTE]

xanax is a helluva durg

ive never even been to prison ive only been to jail and county

i've only been in a holding cell

I've only been in a police cruiser.

[QUOTE=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792414]Actually a little bit chubby is pretty nice. They're nice to hold... as awkward as that may sound.[/QUOTE]

this

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792455]ive never even been to prison ive only been to jail and county[/QUOTE]

bound to happen son

I suggest you work on your calligraphy

I tend to hang out at the county detention center ;)

no need my pensmanship is matched by none

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792465]no need my pensmanship is matched by none[/QUOTE]
Pensmanship wont protect your butthole, though.

chat

He can write stuff for people and get "paid" for it.

yeah it will man aint you never seen bourne identity

[QUOTE=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792459]I've only been in a police cruiser.[/QUOTE]

Same.

[quote=Jaundice;17792447]idk i breifly dated two dime piece chicks

neither one let me **** tho :upset:[/quote]
Just reminded me of when I dated two sisters at the same time. I was so tired those few months, haha.

yeah i didn't mean at the same time i meant in life :(

lol

[quote=Jaundice;17792474]yeah i didn't mean at the same time i meant in life :([/quote]
Man up, learn to juggle your priorities [I]on yo dick[/I].

[QUOTE=Aaron;17792471]Just reminded me of when I dated two sisters at the same time. I was so tired those few months, haha.[/QUOTE]
I could have done that with my current girlfriend... but her sister was the town bicycle and is [I]very[/I] overweight. Like, 5'5" and 200 lbs.

What's wrong with being 200lbs?

[QUOTE=Aaron;17792480]What's wrong with being 200lbs?[/QUOTE]

nothing, I dated a 200+ girl for like 5 years.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17792480]What's wrong with being 200lbs?[/QUOTE]
She just isn't appetizing, plus my sister got all of the good looking attributes out of the twins.

In a nutshell, my girlfriend is [I]really[/I] cute and her sister isn't. Doesn't have much to do with the weight, just a little.

What she 8'0"?

[quote=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792485]She just isn't appetizing, plus [B]my sister [/B]got all of the good looking attributes out of the twins.[/quote]
Are you from the south?

[QUOTE=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792485]She just isn't appetizing, plus my sister got all of the good looking attributes out of the twins.

In a nutshell, my girlfriend is [I]really[/I] cute and her sister isn't. Doesn't have much to do with the weight, just a little.[/QUOTE]

pics or lies

^ All I have is myspace links.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17792488]Are you from the south?[/QUOTE]
:lol:

No, I meant [I]her[/I] sister. Hahaha.

you didn't say her sister

you're hiding something

[QUOTE=P13;17792497]you didn't say her sister

you're hiding something[/QUOTE]
I type at 150 GWAM and have ADD.

There's bound to be typos in my text. ;)

m and y aren't all that close to h e and r.

freudian slip

first and last step

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17792506]m and y aren't all that close to h e and r.[/QUOTE]
It's not neccessarily because I hit the wrong key. :P

I have ADD, so I can be thinking about one thing while I'm typing and I get distracted... hence my horrible grammar and how I sometimes put the wrong words in there.

man the last 20 minutes of shift are always the most boring. you guys need to post more please.

over compensation sounds more like it

[QUOTE=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792511]It's not neccessarily because I hit the wrong key. :P

I have ADD, so I can be thinking about one thing while I'm typing and I get distracted... hence my horrible grammar and how I sometimes put the wrong words in there.[/QUOTE]

yeah like you did when you mispelled your username. :)

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17792515]yeah like you did when you mispelled your username. :)[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about? It's spelt perfectly.. lol.

Yeah mine is misspelled too. It was supposed to say "Flame The Sh*t Out Of Me." I was close though.

Flame Grilled Dimmu Burger