And don't you wish they hadn't.

Yes, we've been around for ages and although we got our a[I]s[/I]ses conquered by someone else every 100 years, we were important peoples!

[QUOTE]And don't you wish they hadn't.[/QUOTE]

what

My country invented penicillin and hoosiers.

I am embarking on a quest to listen to one entire album by my top 5 artists tonight.

Where do you think the French learned it from?!

I am coming down with a nasty flu. :(

EDIT: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww[/url]

Hahahaha.

flu daba deee riva die, daba dee riva die daba dee riva die

My playlist shall be:

Ulver - Perdition City
Ram-Zet - Intra
Battle Of Mice - A Day Of Nights
Morphine - Cure For Pain
Peccatum - Lost In Reverie

NP: Ulver - Lost In Moments

We invented the saxophone and many other thingies!

We also invented Australia!

I am coming down with a nasty case of the blues.

Yeah well we invented the missionary position.

I invented the spicy meatball.

np: Leonard Cohen

We invented... the internets. And bannings from the internets.

EDIT: That's a spicy meatah balluh!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15249217]We invented the saxophone and many other thingies!

We also invented Australia!

I am coming down with a nasty case of the blues.[/QUOTE]

It may seem awkward, but I tend to notice our emotions fluctuate inversely from eachother.

I had an awesome day today guys! yay!

The missionary position has been around for thousands and thousands of years. Sex was probably the first technology to be researched thoroughly by the ancients. :p

We invented God.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249255]We invented God.[/QUOTE]

Not something to be particularly proud of, is it... o_O

Don't listen to me I have no clue what I'm saying.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249255]We invented God.[/QUOTE]

Come now, you should know that God (or God-like figures) has been around for almost as long as sex has been. From primitive man worshipping the fire that kept him warm to wide-spread organisations zealously defending their particular set of beliefs, God(s), and religion, have been around for a long time.

[size=7]hijack[/size]

ITT we imitate other mxers based on stereotypes where they live and their taste in music go

i'll go first: "gday mate! shrimp on the barbie? would you like a side of power-metal with that!?"

[QUOTE=Riva;15249276]Come now, you should know that God (or God-like figures) has been around for almost as long as sex has been. From primitive man worshipping the fire that kept him warm to wide-spread organisations zealously defending their particular set of beliefs, God(s), and religion, have been around for a long time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249274]Don't listen to me I have no clue what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]

Kthnxbye.

Dude, I'm enjoying myself shooting down your mediocre attempts at humour. If you really want to be kthnxbanned, though, that's fine by me.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249306]Dude, I'm enjoying myself shooting down your mediocre attempts at humour. If you really want to be kthnxbanned, though, that's fine by me.[/QUOTE]

Why do I get picked on when other people were saying things just as stupid? :(

Im watching the Bob Saget stand-up that just came out and wtf. He seems to keep confusing himself with all this swearing, so to fix it he just swears more.

I've never heard so many ****'s in my life.

Because you were spreading falsehoods.

Plus you're Amerikkkan. Everyone knows how much I hate you guys.

He's such a ****ing moron. Honestly wouldn't care if he died.

[QUOTE=jcs497;15249240]It may seem awkward, but I tend to notice our emotions fluctuate inversely from eachother.
[/QUOTE]

You must be a very happy person then.

NP: Therapy? - Misery

Hayley likes Therapy? Jelle. :) I showed them to her when she was here. She really likes Screamager. And she also digs The Wildhearts too.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249326]Im watching the Bob Saget stand-up that just came out and wtf. He seems to keep confusing himself with all this swearing, so to fix it he just swears more.

I've never heard so many ****'s in my life.[/QUOTE]

it's weird watching him do anything other then America's Funniest Home Videos. I remember when he was on Entourage, very weird.

Now Saget is talking about rat ****ing and putting his pinky in girls' anuses.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249328]Because you were spreading falsehoods.[/quote]

What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Jelle saying Belgians invented Australia?

[quote]Plus you're Amerikkkan. Everyone knows how much I hate you guys.[/QUOTE]

I hate us too. So there.

[QUOTE]What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Superpeer saying Belgians invented Australia?[/QUOTE]

I am loveable.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249350]What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Jelle saying Belgians invented Australia?
[/QUOTE]

Well, he's from Europe, where they did invent the name of Australia.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerardus_Mercator[/url]

we invented the worlds


lol actually he kinda messed up the shape of Australia

A lot of whining has taken place lately...

[QUOTE]You can cauterize your asshole shut, and then when you fart it has nowhere to go. It goes into your body and into your heart and then you have a "fart attack", and then you'll die your last word will be a burp and it'll smell like ****.[/QUOTE]

I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.

[QUOTE]A lot of whining has taken place lately...[/QUOTE]

Mostly by you! Crybaby!

I'm just bored okay <-<

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249379]I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.[/QUOTE]

What the hell? That's just lame. :-/

[QUOTE=Riva;15249385]What the hell? That's just lame. :-/[/QUOTE]

He's clearly high as hell during this stand-up. There's almost no jokes, he's just telling part of a story, getting confused, swearing a lot and telling this one guy in the audience to **** off repeatedly.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249379]I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.[/QUOTE]

That's ****ed up.

okay this is getting more coherent now. he's telling the crowd about rejected America's Funniest Home Videos tapes.

Speaking of stand up, any Eddie Izzard fans here? He's my favorite comedian.