[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]Agreed.

Mint Chocalate Chip pwns all.[/QUOTE]

No, just no.

me :smash:
you :(

Ok, everyone. A week or so ago I had a friend's 18th, which was a dress-up party. I went as an '80s metalhead, because I would look da[font=]m[/font]n sexy. Anyways, the party was a great success, and plenty a photo was taken. Anyways, part of the costume was a pair of authentic, skin tight jeans that I dug up at an op-shop. Bartender cajoled me into showing off my lean physique, (for reasons we will never know :amaze: :naughty: ), so here are some pictures.

Myself and my girlfriend at her house before the party. (She is a fairy)
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th4.jpg[/url]

Us again, posing this time.
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th2.jpg[/url] (Note that the pants, while indistinct in this shot, are in fact blood-clottingly tight)

At the party, once the alchohol had kicked in.
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th1.jpg[/url]

And for all you Canucks, my Canadian-Australian friend went as one of his country's icons: [url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th3.jpg[/url]


And rep ++ to whomever can guess the '80s hair metal band that is featured on my home-made shirt.

Fudge Tracks, while not a very appetizing name, is a dam[size=2]n[/size] fine ice cream.

Twisted Sister is on the shirt...

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Ok, everyone. A week or so ago I had a friend's 18th, which was a dress-up party. I went as an '80s metalhead, because I would look da[font=]m[/font]n sexy. Anyways, the party was a great success, and plenty a photo was taken. Anyways, part of the costume was a pair of authentic, skin tight jeans that I dug up at an op-shop. Bartender cajoled me into showing off my lean physique, (for reasons we will never know :amaze: :naughty: ), so here are some pictures.

Myself and my girlfriend at her house before the party. (She is a fairy)
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th4.jpg[/url]

Us again, posing this time.
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th2.jpg[/url] (Note that the pants, while indistinct in this shot, are in fact blood-clottingly tight)

At the party, once the alchohol had kicked in.
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th1.jpg[/url]

And for all you Canucks, my Canadian-Australian friend went as one of his country's icons: [url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th3.jpg[/url]


And rep ++ to whomever can guess the '80s hair metal band that is featured on my home-made shirt.[/QUOTE]
congratulations on your hot girlfriend, i just beat off to her.
only joking. But shes still hot.

So, I got in a fight about an hour ago at work. Im a medic, some azz called us to help him, then decided to beat me down. He nailed me 3 times, jaw, nose, and mouth. I plant a knee kick on him, bring him down, we wrestle around some more, he nails me in the chest, we wrestle some more, I finally get in control of him and take him down.

The crappy thing is I warned this dude at least 10 times to not even think about hitting me. I could tell he was going to and told him if he hit me it was the same as hitting a cop and he would spend a minimum of 1 year in jail. Well, I guess he wanted to go to jail cus after I held him down till the cops got there as soon as I let him up he decided to 2-step with 4 cops all holding riot batons, well, he lost that battle pretty quick.

So now I get to go to the counties lawyers monday, give deposistions, and start all this big *** process cus some guy wanted to be an ***. How was your day at work??? haha

Hehe, that is an awesome story, SFK. I wish stuff like that happened at my work.

*would like to beat down the next customer asking me why the onions are next to the garlic*

I don't work, but that sh[color=white]it[/color] sucks. Almost as good as my emo story earlier, but you won haha. Nothing too bad happen to you though, no broken nose or anything? Anyways, yeah, that sounds like no fun even though I love fighting, just not when I'm supposed to be helping someone...

w00t, go Ken!


Sounds like a bad as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE] day at work haha.

haha yea, I love to fight, just not when Im at work and can have my azz sued off. This whole thing was basically him punching me and me wrestling him down and pinning him to the ground.

[QUOTE=Stagefrightken]haha yea, I love to fight, just not when Im at work and can have my azz sued off. This whole thing was basically him punching me and me wrestling him down and pinning him to the ground.[/QUOTE]
Funny thing is I was doing the exact same thing yesterday, but not at work. Basically, the 2nd degree blackbelts are supposed to learn how to take someone down when someone takes a shot at them. The guy I was fighting didn't realize I knew groundfighting though and I pwned him. :chug:

I just realised this page contains almost all stars! :lol:

Poor Creeping Black...

Pfft... no elite stars for him!

So, it seems that stories > pink floyd > pizza > star wars > haircuts > food in this thread.

Has anyone here seen "Dodgeball"? I thought it was pretty funny.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Pfft... no elite stars for him!
[/QUOTE]

Nor me....I'm not a very prolific poster is why.

Dammit, am I the only one here? There's always someone up.

I'm here. Discuss my topic dammit! :p

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Pfft... no elite stars for him!

So, it seems that stories > pink floyd > pizza > star wars > haircuts > food in this thread.

Has anyone here seen "Dodgeball"? I thought it was pretty funny.[/QUOTE]
pizza/=food???

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]pizza/=food???[/QUOTE]

But food in general is discussed less than pizza. Hence, pizza is a elite catergory within the food definition.

elitism++

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]elitism++[/QUOTE]

You just wait. I'll ge there, Dammit!

Anyway, Riva, I have not seen Dodgeball. I have wanted to, though, it looks really funny. What's so great about it in your opinion?

Ken, I think I can say without reservation that that is the coolest work story I've ever heard.

Crap though it is that you now have to go through all the stuff that follows :-/

Oh, and after reading several pages of Fast Finger's posts, I have to say I CAN GO WIV CHRIZ'

[QUOTE=Ripper22]Anyway, Riva, I have not seen Dodgeball. I have wanted to, though, it looks really funny. What's so great about it in your opinion?[/QUOTE]

Well, it is quite funny. A bit unbelievable at times, but still it has some of the better slapstick comedy scenes that I have seen for a while.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Oh, and after reading several pages of Fast Finger's posts, I have to say I CAN GO WIV CHRIZ'[/QUOTE]


Yes.... I agree. :amaze: :confused: :confused:

dodgeball, thats a funny movie!

Good morning :wave:

[QUOTE=MorduM]dodgeball, thats a funny movie![/QUOTE]
drawing with team america for funniest film ever

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Yes.... I agree. :amaze: :confused: :confused:[/QUOTE]

It's from a book. FF's user title is the first line, and as yet no one has posted the third.

What book is this?

The Silence of the Lambs, I think. Either that, or Hannibal. I can't remember which.

Speaking of people-eating, Domino's released the "Maniac" range here in Australia, and it had "Maniac" meatlovers. Who really needs that much BBQ sauce on their pizza?!? It is tomato paste or nothing with me.

That might just be the best segue ever. But as to the Maniac range, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Just picture a normal pizza, but with more toppings and less value for money.

That sounds like a crappy pizza.

Aww, you made me hungry now, and I've got nothing in. I hope the shops are open today.

It's a sunday. I'd hope they're open.

Well I'm gonna go in search of food, of some kind. See you in twenty minutes or so.

i just got back from getting food
ummm, crisps...

I'm back too. Slightly longer than my predicted twenty minutes (the closest store was closed, so I had to walk far), but success! I have crisps, bread and something to drink.

rocking
when my dad gets back, i get to eat roast chicken...
i love mooching of my dads cooking obsession